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When you are in an airplane would you rather fart in a person's face or they fart in yours?
I would want to be the farter in a stranger's face
I would want them to fart in my face
I would like the person to fart in my face and stay there for a few minutes, I have sinus problens and I think that could clear it up
I would want to fart in a person's face, but only if I can choose the sound and odor
I never fart ever, so that evil genie better make up some other deed he wants me to do
Hell I don;t need no stinking genie to offer me that deal I fart in people's faces as a hobby
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I would want to be the farter in a stranger's face
I would want them to fart in my face
I would like the person to fart in my face and stay there for a few minutes, I have sinus problens and I think that could clear it up
I would want to fart in a person's face, but only if I can choose the sound and odor
I never fart ever, so that evil genie better make up some other deed he wants me to do
Hell I don;t need no stinking genie to offer me that deal I fart in people's faces as a hobby
Undecided
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Do you want hints on how to deal with telemarketers?
Hey I love telemarketers.
I hate telemarketers
Leave telemarketers alone they are human too, I think.
Telemarketers are the spawn of satan
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Hey I love telemarketers.
I hate telemarketers
Leave telemarketers alone they are human too, I think.
Telemarketers are the spawn of satan
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What Do You Think Of This Kazoo Player
That is one of the best kazooists I ever saw and heard!
Bravo! Bravo!! Encore Encore!!
Kazoo playing my ass, or I mean her ass!
If you are a woman: I wish I could play the kazoo like that
If you are a man: I wish my g/f, wife or any woman I knew would give me a private kazoo concert
WTF was that? I think she hot the wrong cord uhh chord!
They need to give her a Grammy!
I thought it was gross, or in simplier terms I have no sense of humor!
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That is one of the best kazooists I ever saw and heard!
Bravo! Bravo!! Encore Encore!!
Kazoo playing my ass, or I mean her ass!
If you are a woman: I wish I could play the kazoo like that
If you are a man: I wish my g/f, wife or any woman I knew would give me a private kazoo concert
WTF was that? I think she hot the wrong cord uhh chord!
They need to give her a Grammy!
I thought it was gross, or in simplier terms I have no sense of humor!
Undecided
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Have You Ever Gone to the Bathroom Outdoors?
Yes I have used nature as my provate restroom, many times, and I am damn proud of it
Ugh, ohh ewew no, never. I would rather walk around in pain with a full bladder and/or backed up colon than ever make pee pee or poo poo outdoors.
I pee and poop in my own yard. I love it! It is why my lawn is so nice
I only do my business in my ememies yards.
None of your damn business where I do my business!
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Yes I have used nature as my provate restroom, many times, and I am damn proud of it
Ugh, ohh ewew no, never. I would rather walk around in pain with a full bladder and/or backed up colon than ever make pee pee or poo poo outdoors.
I pee and poop in my own yard. I love it! It is why my lawn is so nice
I only do my business in my ememies yards.
None of your damn business where I do my business!
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