SPAMMIN' YO PROFILE.
[[because that's just how I roll]]

~Gerald was here :)

...I worry for you Amze, I really do xD
Yes, yes I love it. But why do you always relate back to you being a boy? Are you hiding something from me Amze? xD
Oh please, how can I stop attempting to be gorgeous when I have you to compete with? ;D

Amze! My love! My life! etc. etc. etc.
I has a portrait to show you ^_^ It is a good portrait, it's all black and white and RED. And you had better want to see it because my hands have suffered two sessions of two hours working on it with no break xD
ily <33

Now Catze REALLY wants Amze.

-COUGH- I never meant that I would be bored to death of your stories... only that!... Well yeah, that's exactly what I meant.
I'm sorry Prongs! But as much as I would love to hear another story of your stalkerish lifestyle of Evans, I have a busy schedule. So many people to screw, such little time. You understand of course? Well... I doubt it. Stalking not getting you much huh? Sucks to be you Prongsie.
Anywayyyyy, Caty is back in control of the mind now, thank you VERY much Padfoot -glares at said Padfoot, who is lying on the floor of the brain playing with a cat biscuit he stole... I told him he wouldn't like it, but NO, never listens to me- When you come back I am going to shower you with love and affection my most wonderful bestest friend in the whole world =D Except pouncing.
I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu <33333333

It's still evil. Though you shall be back soon... I can forgive THAT. Just. You're still in my bad books for leaving in the first place. BAD, BAD PRONGSIE. There is going to be no more Padfoot for you, that is for sure. NO MIKEY FOR A MONTH AMZE. NONE I SAY. Gerard shall have his wicked way with him >:D BAHAHA!
I still love you though :3

I apologise for the mockin'. As Cap'n Jack Sparrow would say 'Couldn't resist mate' -HAS NOT BEEN WATCHING POTC AGAIN... JUST HAS THE WHOLE SCRIPT MEMORISED-
But you know, you should really stop giving me all those chances at teasing you love, i.e. no more band camp, that fixes everything xD
Band camp is secretly evil, you need to realise this, they brainwash you to forget Catzes. You're going to come back and have forgotten all about me, 'Who is that strange girl who is listening to The Rocky Horror Show soundtrack, singing loudly to Time Warp, and with that sexy new short hair? She is extremely sexy though' ^_^
ILY

PRONGSIE. I WANT YOU BACK. COME BACKKKKKK TO MEEEEE. COME BACKKKKK OH MY PRONGSIEEEEEE! See, song. Padfootybear wrote it, it's gonna be an old skool rock ballad, Bon Jovi style, as it were. A complete rip off of Always by them. Do you know of Always? It's my favourite Bon Jovi song. I shall introduce you ^_^


Always meet Amze, Amze meet Always.

This Romeo is bleedin'
But you can't see his blood
It's nothing but some feelings
That this old dog kicked up (old dog, ironic)

AND IIIII, WILL LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU, BABYYYY, ALLLLLLLLWAYSSSSSSSS.

Is it obvious I have sung that song many a time overdramatically? But I do everything overdramatically so we're cool xD
No one writes love songs like Bon Jovi. I've loved them since I was a little Padfootybear.
Now, how is band camp? I want to hear ALL about it! -predicts snoozing Padfoot moments- KIDDING. KIDDING. DON'T HURT ME FIANCEE. I will listen intently, completely and utter hooked on your every word. But I always am, you're just that amazing Prongsie, can't get enough of your stories of band camp.
Oh look... VODKA =D
J'ADORE BEAUCOUP, AMZE!

It's the motherfucking steak, steak pie. STEAK PIE MOTHERFUCKER!
Who thought a song about steak pie could so amazing. Or in other words, Scottish people have a lot of time on their hands... -COUGH- Guilty ^_^"
So I finished one of my art things, I have two nights to finish the other one! And I'm skiving tonight, so technically I only have one night, and I have no idea what I'm going to do, I was thinking paint. Nice and messy. Always fun! I'll just end up painting on my face... not that I was doing that last night or anything when I got bored >_> <_<
Padfoot would like to say 'hola', apparently he's going to Spain for a holiday, he failed to mention this to me though, I've told him we're going to Ireland and that is final. Ireland is more fun anyway. Same heat as Scotland right now (90 degress Amze! 90 DEGREES! Your Catze is dying X_X) it's purty, Irish accents are my not-so-secret fetish, Irish boys are purty, Ireland is beautiful, Irish boys have nice asses... Imma stop making you jealous now xD
Oh, and I have ANOTHER comedian for you to look up -glare- You still need to look up Lee Evans and Eddie Izzard don't you?! I knew you would forget! But Frankie Boyle is pretty amazing, he's Scottish, that makes him amazing right away xD
ILY!! <33333

I thought since I was spamming Nikki I would include you in the spamming belle fiancee ^_^
Though thanks to YOU! - I cannot get the phrase 'and this one time, at band camp!..' You have unleashed an American Pie demon, I hope you are happy with yourself. The world is doomed. Especially if Stifler and I hang out, then the world is EXTREMELY doomed. SEX FOR ALL!
Well, these two weeks had best go by fast, you know how extremely impatient I am. EXTREMELY. IMPATIENT PRONGSIE. I will most likely spend the entire time playing rock, paper, scissors with myself - IT IS HARD WHEN YOU ARE DOING IT YOURSELF. YOU NEVER WIN... OR LOSE.
Nikki should tell us all about grammar camp when you both get back xD
ILY ^_^