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- 22
- Gay/Lesbian
- Aries
- Atheist
- Very Liberal
- White/Caucasian
- 5 feet 4 inches
About Me
I am extremely sarcastic, so you should never take anything I say seriously. Unless, of course, I'm being serious about something.
Awesome people. No one. Doesn't matter to me.
This is pretty much it.
Music, video games, the internet, vampires, anything British, skeeball, reading, and texting. Exciting, right?
I'll listen to almost anything, but generally speaking, I like variations of pop, anything with good lyrics, les-rock, anything slightly gay, and showtunes (redundant? lol). Not a big fan of metal, screamo, or country, although there are a few exceptions.
Family Guy, American Idol, Nip/Tuck, The Office (UK and US), Reno 911!, Queer as Folk (UK and US), The L Word, South Park, Futurama, Scrubs...
Anything British, and comedies and musicals. My favorite actors are James McAvoy, Jim Carrey, Simon Pegg, Steve Carell, Will Smith, Seth Rogen, and Will Ferrell.
Favorite authors: J.K. Rowling, Stephen King, J.R. Ward, Sophie Kinsella, and some Stephanie Meyer and Anne Rice.
"You may fancy yourself safe, and think yourself strong. But a chance tone of colour in a room or a morning sky, a particular perfume that you had once loved and that brings subtle memories with it, a line from a forgotten poem that you had come across again, a cadence from a piece of music that you had ceased to play - I tell you, that it is on things like these that our lives depend." --Oscar Wilde
"We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the stars." --Oscar Wilde
"Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee, and thou art enough." --George Moore
"We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the stars." --Oscar Wilde
"Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee, and thou art enough." --George Moore
Ellen Degeneres. She's funny, brave, and gorgeous.
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hey...good morning
Chaotixa
Happy 4th!
Comrade V...
Thanks for the add darlin
Mrs. Cull...
i am doing thiis on a dare
You must
continue reading it
if
not
terrible and scary things would happen to you or
your family
members.
I'm
sure you don't want you or your family members
to have scary
and
freaky
things happening on you right? Not kidding..
Here's what
happened:
3
years ago, 2005, on a lonely winter night filled
with lots
of
snow
in
Chichago, a teen girl was brutally murdered,
yes, after
being
raped.She
had received a text message from her boyfriend
to meet him
at
the
pub
they always meet at hours before her death. She
went there,
nicely
dressed up. Upon reaching, her drunken boyfriend
stumbled
out of
the
pub
and began to vigoursly kissed her on her face
and lips. She
struggled
and
when finally broke free, started to run. But
then, the boy
caught
up
with
her and pinned her to the ground. He raped her
and then
suffocate
her.
She lies on the cold floor motionless. The boy
ran away and
then
came
back much later with a chopper wrapped in
newspaper and
dragged
the
girl's body to an alley. He unwrapped the
newspaper off the
chopper
and
chopped the girl's body parts, her hands, legs,
and lastly
head..
Since
then, whenever people passed the place where the
girl was
being
raped
and
suffocated, they swore they heard a girl panting
and
whispering
in
their
ears 'You are walking on the place where I was
killed...'
and
then
they
would heard a shrill laughter.. You must pass
this on to
your
friends
or
family members, because the girl, Amanda is right beside you
now,
knowing if you sent it or not... No kidding... send this
or Amanda
would
do
things you would get freaked out.. Here's what
happened to
others
who
didn't forward it to their friends: # CASE 1Jack
Lyons
received
this
email from his friend, upon reading it, he
laughed and
deleted
it.
He
didn't know that Amanda was beside him..the next
day, he
received
a
phone
call. 'Im always watching you, Jack' and then a
shrill
laughter.
He
freaked out and called the phone operator, and
to his
horror,
found
out
that that number was not in use for 2 years
after the death
of
the
owner,
Amanda Spears. then, jack went to have a bath..
He opened
the
door
and
went in, never coming out again.. After 1 hour,
his mother
banged
on
the
door and used a chopper to open the door. She
screamed when
she
saw
jack
on the floor. Blood splattered on the walls and
mirror. On
the
mirror
was
a message 'Your son deserved it' And many many
cases.. Im
sure
you
don't
want to read them all... Be careful, Amanda is
beside you
right
now,
MAKE
THE RIGHT DECISION...Send this to more than 20
people.Good
Luck
This message was sent 2 me.......DON'T SEND IT BACK 2 ME!!!!!!!
serious biz!
Mrs. Cull...
i am doing thiis on a dare
You must
continue reading it
if
not
terrible and scary things would happen to you or
your family
members.
I'm
sure you don't want you or your family members
to have scary
and
freaky
things happening on you right? Not kidding..
Here's what
happened:
3
years ago, 2005, on a lonely winter night filled
with lots
of
snow
in
Chichago, a teen girl was brutally murdered,
yes, after
being
raped.She
had received a text message from her boyfriend
to meet him
at
the
pub
they always meet at hours before her death. She
went there,
nicely
dressed up. Upon reaching, her drunken boyfriend
stumbled
out of
the
pub
and began to vigoursly kissed her on her face
and lips. She
struggled
and
when finally broke free, started to run. But
then, the boy
caught
up
with
her and pinned her to the ground. He raped her
and then
suffocate
her.
She lies on the cold floor motionless. The boy
ran away and
then
came
back much later with a chopper wrapped in
newspaper and
dragged
the
girl's body to an alley. He unwrapped the
newspaper off the
chopper
and
chopped the girl's body parts, her hands, legs,
and lastly
head..
Since
then, whenever people passed the place where the
girl was
being
raped
and
suffocated, they swore they heard a girl panting
and
whispering
in
their
ears 'You are walking on the place where I was
killed...'
and
then
they
would heard a shrill laughter.. You must pass
this on to
your
friends
or
family members, because the girl, Amanda is right beside you
now,
knowing if you sent it or not... No kidding... send this
or Amanda
would
do
things you would get freaked out.. Here's what
happened to
others
who
didn't forward it to their friends: # CASE 1Jack
Lyons
received
this
email from his friend, upon reading it, he
laughed and
deleted
it.
He
didn't know that Amanda was beside him..the next
day, he
received
a
phone
call. 'Im always watching you, Jack' and then a
shrill
laughter.
He
freaked out and called the phone operator, and
to his
horror,
found
out
that that number was not in use for 2 years
after the death
of
the
owner,
Amanda Spears. then, jack went to have a bath..
He opened
the
door
and
went in, never coming out again.. After 1 hour,
his mother
banged
on
the
door and used a chopper to open the door. She
screamed when
she
saw
jack
on the floor. Blood splattered on the walls and
mirror. On
the
mirror
was
a message 'Your son deserved it' And many many
cases.. Im
sure
you
don't
want to read them all... Be careful, Amanda is
beside you
right
now,
MAKE
THE RIGHT DECISION...Send this to more than 20
people.Good
Luck
This message was sent 2 me.......DON'T SEND IT BACK 2 ME!!!!!!!
serious biz!
sexiigirl...
moderated...
Chaotixa
Chaotixa
love your adam pics! I would totally be all over him if i could, yum!
Terice =D
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Terice =D
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Terice =D
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XxEmoHear...
I agree with the whole Adam is hot thing ^^
deff from my friend Jo down here
hah
this is an awesome page...but the background kinda gives me a headache ^^ lmao♥
XBlackXPa...
omg adam is sooooo hot
naomi
Adam lambert is so hot
sexxiibitch
sexxiibitch
u like adam? guess wat?
Evilemode...
hi luv ur background =)
coolgirl
MINE TOO! i think it's too depressing! that edward leaves! that he doesn't love her anymore. that was so sad! i didn't like that book at all!!! my favorite is the first one.
coolgirl
hay? you like the books? what's your favorite book, since the books are way better.
coolgirl
thanks dude! for the rave! i really think that they both suck!