There is no Raptor Jesus!

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There is no Raptor Jesus!

Posted November 05, 2009 07:03:31
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Let's get one thing straight people and that is that there is no Raptor Jesus! Jesus the Christ is not a raptor, he is fully God and fully Man at the same time. Jesus is God Incarnate in a human body not the bobody of a raptor! Stop blaspheming people and repent of your sins, past, present, and future! That means being sorry fort your sins and changing your mind about being a sinner so that you accept the real Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior!

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+14 raves Raptor Jesus November 05, 2009 17:46:25

I beg to differ! Now repent for your sins you heathen!

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Jules November 10, 2009 19:50:09

You will always find people while they are here on earth attacking Jesus Christ. No one will live forever. We ALL must one day stand accountable for our actions. The people who spit in Gods face are no different.

Jules
John 3:16-18
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Isma'il... to Jules November 11, 2009 01:08:30

Amen to that.
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Civic_M... to Jules November 12, 2009 19:05:07

I would not want to come under His condemnation!
gwts November 07, 2009 20:18:32

isn't that a little too silly to write a blog about?
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e.V.(♥Queen of Doom♥) November 07, 2009 20:07:27 (edited)

umm...

what are you talking about?

a raptor is what zoologists call a bird of prey. And also these guys: http://www.nba.com/raptors/

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?...

Oyveh and :) God bless.
Civic_M... to e.V.(♥Q... November 12, 2009 19:05:56

Exactly!
Ace~Mr.... to e.V.(♥Q... 4 days ago (edited)

Yep raptors are birds of prey, even the prehistoric ones.
krister bülü *In Doctor Don... November 07, 2009 09:19:43 (edited)

True followers of God's messenger call him by the name used for him whilst he still walked the Earth, ḥuwlmāṭā Y'shua.

There is only one way into God's Kingdom and it is through Him.

The fool hath said in his heart there is no Raptor Jesus.
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Civic_M... to krister... November 12, 2009 19:09:46

Jesus is not a "raptor" (meaning "plunderer"). The word "rapt" - root word of "rapture" is a completely different meaning.
krister... to Civic_M... November 12, 2009 23:09:45

You obviously haven't been studying your Scripture. God thought it would be funny to make his son a raptor because "raptor" is short for "rapturer".
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Civic_M... to krister... November 13, 2009 03:57:40

So amusing! Not!
krister... to Civic_M... November 13, 2009 04:03:13

Who's trying to amuse you? Definitely not me.
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Phantom is loved by Stormy! November 07, 2009 07:20:46
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robotoaster November 06, 2009 19:56:08

The FSM is the one true god! RAmen!
Ben November 06, 2009 14:56:29

I have never heard of raptor Jesus.... I think its funny. I think if Jesus saw it he would laugh as well
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Civic_M... to Ben November 12, 2009 19:10:38

No he would not! It means "plunderer."
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Ben to Civic_M... November 13, 2009 02:34:51

Maybe as a joke?
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Civic_M... to Ben November 13, 2009 03:58:18

Nice try!
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Jimmy O.- "Mr. SodaHead 2008" November 06, 2009 07:28:58

What the hell is a "raptor"??? You mean "rapper"??
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Isma'il... to Jimmy O... November 06, 2009 07:35:02 (edited)

No sweetie a raptor! There is a sick joke going around that Jesus was a raptor! A raptor is some sort of creature that lived a long time ago!