Something I have always wondered...when deploying crew served weapons at church do you point them towards the pulpit to ensure the content of the pastor's sermon is acceptable or towards the narthex to protect the coffee and cookies?

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Something I have always wondered...when deploying crew served weapons at church do you point them towards the pulpit to ensure the content of the pastor's sermon is acceptable or towards the narthex to protect the coffee and cookies?

by justfred Posted June 05, 2009 21:19:34

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	None of the above 57% 4 votes
	Gotta protect the important stuff! Save the coffee and cookies.... 29% 2 votes
	Undecided 14% 1 vote
	Towards the pulpit - can't let any Godless Communism be preacehd in a red-blooded American church 0% 0 votes

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Spizzzo June 07, 2009 07:37:38

Answered: Gotta protect the important stuff! Save the coffee and cookies....
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Russell June 06, 2009 16:16:03

Answered: None of the above
I'm all for taking your gun(s) church. Crew served or otherwise. Semi-auto or wheel gun, chain gun or other.
I am very right wing conservatist, and am not immune to the fact that more than ever "preachers" are becoming targets for the "disturbed"

If more of them would speak the TRUTH and pratice what they preach, this question wouldn't need to be asked although I do think it hillarious & serious at the same time. BTW, I would much rather hang out in the narthex where you can still hear the preacher & get to the cookies before anyone else.......On a serious note I have run accross this one who seems to lay it down hard, right from the book....http://www.newspring.cc/ They broadcast to the web.
David ( Watch the Suit ) June 06, 2009 12:16:34

Answered: None of the above
Too late, most of the pulpits have been infiltrated and flock indoctrinated.
Peggy June 06, 2009 00:03:11

Answered: Undecided
Since both are equally bad for you, I say half pointed to the front, have to the rear. Covering both fronts.
Caireen June 05, 2009 22:58:16

Answered: None of the above
You point them at the folks around you when the collection plates are being passed to insure generosity and insure that donations are being added and not subtracted. The cookies and coffee are important, too, however.
Dave Sawyer ♥ Child of God ♥ June 05, 2009 22:27:21

Answered: None of the above
Weapons should always be pointed down, at the floor, your feet, or your nether region, to reduce collateral damage in case of accidental discharge.
ashdragon88 June 05, 2009 21:21:48

Answered: Gotta protect the important stuff! Save the coffee and cookies....
the cookies obvioiusly