I'm all for taking your gun(s) church. Crew served or otherwise. Semi-auto or wheel gun, chain gun or other.
I am very right wing conservatist, and am not immune to the fact that more than ever "preachers" are becoming targets for the "disturbed"

If more of them would speak the TRUTH and pratice what they preach, this question wouldn't need to be asked although I do think it hillarious & serious at the same time. BTW, I would much rather hang out in the narthex where you can still hear the preacher & get to the cookies before anyone else.......On a serious note I have run accross this one who seems to lay it down hard, right from the book....http://www.newspring.cc/ They broadcast to the web.

Too late, most of the pulpits have been infiltrated and flock indoctrinated.

Since both are equally bad for you, I say half pointed to the front, have to the rear. Covering both fronts.

You point them at the folks around you when the collection plates are being passed to insure generosity and insure that donations are being added and not subtracted. The cookies and coffee are important, too, however.

Weapons should always be pointed down, at the floor, your feet, or your nether region, to reduce collateral damage in case of accidental discharge.

the cookies obvioiusly