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Does GOD answer Prayer?

FALLoutBOYmetal GODZ November 05, 2009 04:47:04

Last week I prayed to God and Jesus to make my already LONG PENIS even LONGER. Guess what? Its still the same 10 inches. I asked using his name which the Bible promised he would answer so I have to ask: Does GOD answer Prayer?
 YES---YOUR LONG DONG will soon be EXTRA-LONG...with INCREASED GIRTH
NO---You are stuck with your mere 10 inch wang
None of the above
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  • Morton®Salt November 05, 2009 22:14:25
    Morton®Salt

    NO---You are stuck with your mere 10 inch wang

    no---you stuck 10 inch wang
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    seathanaich November 05, 2009 22:13:19
    seathanaich

    YES---YOUR LONG DONG will soon be EXTRA-LONG...with INCREASED GIRTH

    Could you please provide that "whatever you wish for will be granted" Bible quote - I've lost it. Cheers.
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    Big Jim November 05, 2009 17:09:15
    Big Jim

    None of the above

    He gives 3 answers- Yes, No, or Wait. You also have to take THE WHOLE word into account- "If we ask anything according to HIS will he hears us" If you ask that you may consume it of your own lust the answer will be no.
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    FALLout... Big Jim November 05, 2009 19:13:58
    FALLoutBOYmetal GODZ
    thanks for speaking for god
  • +3 raves
    LPYasna November 05, 2009 13:40:31
    LPYasna

    None of the above

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    4NIC8 November 05, 2009 13:36:15
    4NIC8

    None of the above

    όλοι σας θρησκευτικά ηλίθιοι, πρέπει να βγούν περισσότερων, χρειάζεστε μια μπύρα και μια βλασφημία ο καλός οργασμός, τι είναι αυτό με σας άνθρωποι, εσείς είναι πάντα να παραπονεθεί, κλαψουρίζοντας πάντα, παίρνει από τα υψηλά άλογά σας και έρχεται πίσω στη γη, καμία κατάπληξη που ο κόσμος σας μισεί.

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    seathan... 4NIC8 November 05, 2009 22:13:46
    seathanaich
    I'm sorry, that's all Greek to me.
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    WHAT?! WHAT ARE YOU STARING... November 05, 2009 07:59:59
    WHAT?! WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?!

    None of the above

    From whence come wars and fightings among you? come they not hence, even of your lusts that war in your members? Ye lust, and have not: ye kill, and desire to have, and cannot obtain: ye fight and war, yet ye have not, because ye ask not. Ye ask, and receive not, because ye ask amiss, that ye may consume it upon your lusts. Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.

    If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him. But let him ask in faith, nothing wavering. For he that wavereth is like a wave of the sea driven with the wind and tossed. For let not that man think that he shall receive any thing of the Lord. A double minded man is unstable in all his ways.
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    frere November 05, 2009 05:06:01
    frere

    None of the above

    Is this a rant, or are you just trying to show off your dick to the internet ladies?
  • +1 raves
    jukswebguy November 05, 2009 04:56:49
    jukswebguy

    None of the above

    God is GOOD all the time, all the time God is GOOD


    HELP MY CAUSE
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    FALLoutBOYmetal GODZ November 05, 2009 04:52:34 (edited)
    FALLoutBOYmetal GODZ

    YES---YOUR LONG DONG will soon be EXTRA-LONG...with INCREASED GIRTH

    Its getting bigger! PRAISE JESUS! Now I'll be able to satisfy even more women with it.
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    azhlynnn November 05, 2009 04:50:42
    azhlynnn

    NO---You are stuck with your mere 10 inch wang

    god is jealous
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    they call me hippie woman lol November 05, 2009 04:49:46
    they call me hippie woman lol

    None of the above

    honestly that all depends on if you believe in god
    i believe in goddesses but i dont pray
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    Smashing Pumpkins #1 Fan November 05, 2009 04:48:51
    Smashing Pumpkins #1 Fan

    NO---You are stuck with your mere 10 inch wang

    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • +2 raves
    runningintriangles November 05, 2009 04:48:14
    runningintriangles

    None of the above

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    Smashin... running... November 05, 2009 04:49:19
    Smashing Pumpkins #1 Fan
    Good answa
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    running... Smashin... November 05, 2009 04:50:13
    runningintriangles
    Thanks =]
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