i'm an idiot with a God complex

"i'm regurgitated abortion and i'm a douchebag and i lick dickhole. i have a wonderful god. and i'm also an atheist!" - Muzik_Junkie

"I'm regurgitated abortion and I like long walks on the beach, and shoving long point metal objects into my urethra. I also like chicken, pork, and duck, but only if they are dead and floating in a jar. I like to rape monkeys on Thursdays, and Tuesdays I give Ann Coulter a rim job." - Saunders

"i'm regurgitated abortion and i like to piss of old ladies then rape them. i run around grocery stores and capture mice to put into a jar on my shelf at home.. i write bloody and gruesome stories to share to all your children someday.. i shove baseball bats to everybody's ass without lube and masturbate 3x a day to sharon stone" - ;]maewilleatyourskittlesxxx

"I'm regurgitated abortion and I like killing babies while having sex with my goldfish, because I'm a jackass who lives in a trailer with a mustache that I haven't combed in days." - Cilla *Banana King*

"I'm Regurgitated Abortion and I like to cut my penis and pleasure it every night. The pain makes me giggle." - Johnny "Nihasa" Robinson

"i'm regurgitated abortion, RA for short...which could also mean Raging Asshole, Ream-me Anally, and Repulsive Athiest Now leave me the fuck alone so i can jam to my kik ass tunes, jack off and write more blogs praising Anarchy and Satanism to piss off these closed minded pansy ass mother fuckers.. as this pleases me more so than death itself." - Scarlette

someone with a vagina who might be willing to polish my knob?

getting my knob polished, being a dick, watchin porn, pissing people off, masturbation, playing guitar, watching movies, playing video games, scratching myself, playing guitar, watching porn, throwing rocks at cars and buildings, breaking glass on the pavement, pissing people off.

toying with life, teetering on the brink of a nervous break-down, driving myself over the edge, pushing the envelope, stretching my boundaries, preserving death, killing time.

TOOL, A Perfect Circle, HURT, Caroline's Spine, The Tossers, Deftones, Team Sleep, Kidney Thieves, Portishead, Black Light Burns, 36 Crazyfists, Blindside, Slipknot, Stone Sour, To My Surprise, Dirty Little Rabbits, Throwdown, Chimaira, Full Devil Jacket, Motograter, Ghost Machine, FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH, Knives Out!, Dog Fashion Disco, Polkadot Cadaver, El Creepo, Bloodsimple, Rikets, Lo-Pro, Ultraspank, Chokt, Corporate Avenger, Demon Hunter, Mudvayne, Soulfly, Headplate, SOiL (old), System of a Down, Switched, Tinjen, Snot, Pantera, Slayer, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath (with Ozzy), Sevendust, Korn, Erase The Grey, Ill Nino, One Side Zero, Revelation Theory, Factory 81, FLAW, Five.Bolt.Main, The Blank Theory, Chevelle, Strait Up, Alice In Chains, Dropbox, Cold, Staind, Mushroomhead, Jimi Hendrix, Soundgarden, Slaves on Dope, Coal Chamber, Sepultura, Acid Bath, Nothingface, American Head Charge, V-Mob, Roadrunner United, SYX, Down, Deep Purple, Iron Maiden, Sublime, Linea 77, Liquid Gang, Skrape, Stereomud, Machine Head, Mygrain, Static-X, The Used, Muse, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, 40 Below Summer, Black Market Hero, The Lonely Island, Apocalyptica, Serj Tankian,

TITUS, Sons of Anarchy, Scrubs, Family Guy, South Park, The Boondocks, Rescue Me.

The Crow, American History X, Fight Club, Saw, Saw II, Saw III, The Number 23, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, 300, Pathfinder, Anger Management, 8 Mile, A Clockwork Orange, Caligula, Constantine, The Devil's Rejects, American Psycho, Donnie Darko, The Longest Yard, Super Troopers, The Machinist, The Jacket, The Last Boyscout, Bad Santa, Bad News Bears, Four Brothers, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks II, Green Street Hooligans, Hard Candy, Domino, 1 Hour Photo, Boondock Saints, Dawn of the Dead, Land of the Dead, 28 Days Later, The Matrix Trilogy, The Chronicles of Riddick Trilogy, The Ref, Ed Gein, Gacy, Blow, Hide And Seek, White Noise, Multiplicity, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Life of Bryan, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Singles, Airheads, Wayne's World, Wayne's World 2, Waiting.., Hostage, Almost Famous, Alien Vs. Predator, Predator, Predator 2, Dazed And Confused, Detroit Rock City, Half-Baked, American Beauty, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Suicide Kings, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, The Lost Boys, The Addams Family, Addams Family Values, George Carlin: You're All Diseased, Life Is Worth Losing, Doin' It Again, Jammin' In New York, Complaints And Grievances, etc...

The Darwin Awards, Braindroppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, any true crime serial killer books, anything by Chuck Palahniuk, music books, shit like that. also some Stephen King, some Anne Rice, Edgar Allan Poe.

"Jesus Christ go hide in the sky, you are worth much more dead than alive, the bread is the body the blood is the wine, kneel before the virgin as she bleeds from her eyes"

"We're all fucked. It helps to remember that."

"Childhood's over the moment you know you're going to die"

"I feel like a little worm on a big fucking hook."

"Caw! Caw! Bang! Fuck! I'm dead!"

"Too much happiness makes kids paranoid"

"I am what you despise"

"The bible is bullshit, the Koran is a lie, The Baghavad Gita did not fall from the sky. These are the books that were written by man. Now follow if you can."

"Ain't saying that it's good, ain't saying that it's right, but the Virgin Mary might have been a hermaphrodite."

"Taxes are stealing, and I get the feeling that we're getting fucked in the ass."

i'm my own hero.