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I should be moved to tears, yet I am on the verge of laughter, and I feel dirty. What do you make of this article?

Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:22pm BST Email | Print | Share| Single Page [-] Text [+] By Joe Bavier

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

(For full Reuters Africa coverage and to have your say on the top issues, visit: africa.reuters.com/ )

(Editing by Nick Tattersall and Mary Gabriel)
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raves +6   by gamman

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a place to send pedophiles?
to 'sacrifice' their naughty bits
so they will be good members of society?
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  • raves +1   [-] by Rondolce

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    Hey, our sex-ed in this country ain't great either. And some of us play with venomous snakes in church!
  • raves     [-] D~PresidentBarackObama replied to Rondolce
    WOW! Way to take me there with you! I guess I don't get how miseducation makes you blind to your own wang, but I'm a girl so cold only affects me above the waist.
  • raves +1   [-] by KellyDew~YES WE CAN!

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    Ummmm...Im with you, I was laughing from the start. LOLOLOL!!!!
  • raves +1   [-] by Nikki

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    Wow. It sounds so strange, but if we were livin in that country it would be like any other day. Kinda wish it could be possible for all the perverts out there.
  • raves +1   [-] by Deleted

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    moderated...
  • raves +2   [-] by Eve

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    OMG I'm trying not to laugh but WTH?? I dont even understand that
  • raves +2   [-] by willienye

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    This happened to me once, someone stole my penis and replaced it with an exact copy! Weird, huh?
  • raves     [-] D~PresidentBarackObama replied to willienye
    Tres' weird!
  • raves +3   [-] by stevie d

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    sounds like a place to send child molesters to me!
  • raves +3   [-] by Clarky

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    This happened to me.
  • raves +2   [-] by TexanInHawaii

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    I saw this on TV earlier this week and laughed so hard. I thought it was a joke at first, and thought no one will believe me. Thanks for digging this up. What I want to know is, are men really standing around showing each other? And the poor men that believe this!!
  • raves +2   [-] by Michael, Arrivederci e amore

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    I think great minds think alike. And I thought it was hilarious !Jon Stewart mentioned it last night on The Daily Show Photobucket
    http://www.sodahead.com/quest...
  • raves +5 -1 [-] by Ihr Hase

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    So is this another excuse when the case is really SPS (Small Penis Syndrome)...

  • raves +3   [-] D~PresidentBarackObama replied to Ihr Hase
    I don't know who would dr your comment on this poll.
  • raves +3   [-] Ihr Hase replied to D~PresidentBarackObama
    Well, I have stalkers that DR any comment they come across, or it could bea guy with SPS that was going to use witchcraft theft of penis excuse...
  • raves +3   [-] jamie replied to Ihr Hase
    SPS syndrome...lol......I hadn't thought of that one.
  • raves +4   [-] Deleted replied to Ihr Hase
    moderated...
  • raves +4   [-] by Carol

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    Time to come into the 21st century!
  • raves +1   [-] Dave replied to Carol
    Hysterical!! Love it.
  • raves +2   [-] Deleted replied to Carol
    moderated...
  • raves +1   [-] by Beautiful? Insane? Perfect.♥

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    Bahaha.
    Hahahaha.
    Hahahahaha.
    Hahaha.
    Haha.
    Hahahaha.
    Hahaha.
    Hahahahahaha.
    HA!!!

    Makes me VERY glad to be a woman bahaha!

    Now, let us all hope there's not vagina/uterus shrinkage in the future lol.

    Peace x
  • raves +1   [-] Deleted replied to Beautiful? Insane? Perfect.♥
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  • raves +1   [-] Beautiful? Insane? Perfect.♥ replied to Deleted
    Bahaha!
    Hahahaha!
    HAHAHAH!
    HA!!!!!

    xD xD

    Peace x
  • raves +2   [-] by Lucifer's Angel *poser lover*

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    Penis theft?!?! ROFL!
  • raves +1   [-] by Kalee

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    This is funny, but it should not be funny. SORRY!!!! This is a crazy story D. I feel sorry for those guys.
  • raves +1   [-] D~PresidentBarackObama replied to Kalee
    Don't feel bad, I'm doing it enough for us all. I feel awful about the fighting they are doing, but I can't help but laugh at how silly it sounds.
  • raves +1   [-] by johnboy

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    its funny what people will beleive, but not out of character.
  • raves +2   [-] by Stephen

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    Great, There is more money down the drain. Watch bush try to send Condaleesa Rice over there to give them all hummers.


    Photobucket
    Not that kind...

    hummer
    This kind. LOL !
  • raves +1   [-] D~PresidentBarackObama replied to Stephen
    WOW
  • raves +3   [-] by Mollybdamned

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    How much do you think it would cost to rent some of those people that do pecker snatching and bring them over here?
  • raves +1   [-] D~PresidentBarackObama replied to Mollybdamned
    I don't know, but I like your mind. Get them working for us, 'cause otherwise ther are totally against us! lolz Thanks for stopping by my little poll!
  • raves +3   [-] Kalee replied to Mollybdamned