Aug 28, 2007 01:35AM GMTAugust 28, 2007 01:35:25
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Do you have a good george bush joke to tell.?

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raves +5   by Lady O (...)

Answered Yes

"Mitt Romney says he plans to differentiate himself from President Bush with a single word -- 'intelligence.' ... When he heard this, President Bush said, 'Intelligence? That's two words.'" --Conan O'Brien

(add to edit: sorry media didn't post right-right click and open in new window, pretty good)
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  • raves     [-] by sdiamond4jc

    Answered Yes

    took nothing but writing classes. his mama ask why. and he wrote a note.
  • raves     [-] by E-Z MAID

    Answered No

    Yah bush sucks I'll have a bud lite or Red white & blue, or nothing at all.
  • raves     [-] by JKING720

    Answered Yes

    G.W. Bush and D.Cheney huddled in a corner at a bar for hours on end.
    The bartender eased closer and heard G.W. say " so we go over there and
    kill a half million Arabs and one big breasted blond , right ? Cheney says
    " right !" Bush frowns and says "So why we gotta kill the big titty blonde"?
    Cheney slaps Bush's head " That's my point dummy they won't give a shit except for the big tittied blond ! " Yea right!
  • raves     [-] by GEMINII : queen of hope

    Answered Yes

    george bush himself
  • raves     [-] by Derek

    Answered No

    moderated...
  • raves +2   [-] magmeister10 replied to Derek
    I don't think people are making fun of the WAY he talks. I think they're making fun of the fact that he's stupid - w-a-a-y too stupid to be president of a wonderful place like the United States.

    I also think people make fun of him because they feel they were tricked by the party machine and swift boaters all putting out manipulations of the truth, half truths and out right lies. It was all marketing. And this country bought it like a cheap sugar coated cereal with no substance to it.

    If there's anything that should be learned from this it's that we ALL need to INVESTIGATE and read before we vote. All you had to do was look at Texas and his record there. EVERYTHING he did was in the interest of his friends in big business and the uber rich. He lowered the environmental standards in his state and during his term incidences of asthma and asthma related deaths practically doubled. But of course how many oil refineries or factories have you seen next to or even up wind from a mansion? So these incidences were among the less rich. Let's call them what they are - the middle class and poor. You know, the people that he DOESN'T consider his base.

    He has surrounded himself with people who worked solely FOR big business, lobbyists, etc. Condi was a lawyer for the oil industry...
    I don't think people are making fun of the WAY he talks. I think they're making fun of the fact that he's stupid - w-a-a-y too stupid to be president of a wonderful place like the United States.

    I also think people make fun of him because they feel they were tricked by the party machine and swift boaters all putting out manipulations of the truth, half truths and out right lies. It was all marketing. And this country bought it like a cheap sugar coated cereal with no substance to it.

    If there's anything that should be learned from this it's that we ALL need to INVESTIGATE and read before we vote. All you had to do was look at Texas and his record there. EVERYTHING he did was in the interest of his friends in big business and the uber rich. He lowered the environmental standards in his state and during his term incidences of asthma and asthma related deaths practically doubled. But of course how many oil refineries or factories have you seen next to or even up wind from a mansion? So these incidences were among the less rich. Let's call them what they are - the middle class and poor. You know, the people that he DOESN'T consider his base.

    He has surrounded himself with people who worked solely FOR big business, lobbyists, etc. Condi was a lawyer for the oil industry and they were so grateful to her that they even named a tanker after her. He has put lobbyists FOR big business in charge of the very agencies that would regulate them. Sort of like putting the fox in charge of the hen house.

    Mark Rey, undersecretary for natural resources and the environment, spent 18 years as a lobbyist for the big timber industry; Jeff Holmstead, assistant EPA administrator for air and radiation was a lawyer who represented an electric utility trade group, Philip Cooney, the onetime chief of staff for the White House Council on Environmental Quality, was a former climate team leader at the American Petroleum Institute and was found to have repeatedly edited government climate reports in ways that play down the links between emissions and global warming. The list goes on and on, and on. We don't even have to talk about Dick Cheney and the millionaires he's made at Halliburton.

    Is it any wonder that they came up with things like the Clear Skies Act (and people said O-o-o, he wants to make the skies clear) that was formed to GUT the old Clean Air Act, and paved the way for industry to go back to lower standards of pollution; and the Healthy Forests Initiative (again, I hear O-o-o, healthy forests) that cleared the way for big timber industry to CLEAR our forests.

    According to many sources everything from the Constitution, the courts, the environment, the economy, the intelligence community, the military and diplomacy with other countries have been damaged during this administration. And according to minds much brighter than mine, it will take years to make it right. Lord knows, it will probably take years, even generations to right the mess he's made in Iraq.

    But let's face it, we let him do it.

    Let the one good thing to come from the Bush years be "We won't be fooled again!"
  • raves +1   [-] lonewolf replied to magmeister10
    right on you pretty much said it all. the only good thing about him is his term is ending soon. let's hope the people don't make another mistake like this one again.
  • raves     [-] JKING720 replied to magmeister10
    I like you ...BIG TIME ...tha hammer cuz you sure nailed that one!!!
  • raves     [-] Tom replied to magmeister10
  • raves     [-] by Juli

    Answered No

    Aren't they all good?
  • raves +2   [-] by magmeister10

    Answered Yes

    I thought George Bush WAS the joke.
  • raves     [-] lonewolf replied to magmeister10
    right on
  • raves +2   [-] by Spider20

    Answered Yes

    Ready? Here goes............George Bush.....did you like it?
  • raves +1   [-] by FragmentFour

    Answered No

    Unfortunately, Bush is such a bad joke I can't think of a good one connected to him. I'm glad Truth did!
  • raves +5   [-] by Lady O (...)

    Answered Yes

    "Mitt Romney says he plans to differentiate himself from President Bush with a single word -- 'intelligence.' ... When he heard this, President Bush said, 'Intelligence? That's two words.'" --Conan O'Brien

    (add to edit: sorry media didn't post right-right click and open in new window, pretty good)
  • raves     [-] magmeister10 replied to Lady O (...)
    Good one.