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The Lie Clock?

The Lie Clock

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, 'Whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible, ' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his
entire
life.'

'Where's OBAMA'S clock?' asked the man.

OBAMA'S clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan'.

lies life obamas clock obamas clock jesus office ceiling fan


Yes it's humor....
If you can't take a joke, don't hate here...
Please share with all of your Lib and Rep friends..

Thank you..
Bill
Thanks to OC for this...
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raves +12   by Jamie (goofygirl)

Answered God will strike you down for dissin Barry!!!

That is hysterical. god strike dissin barry hysterical
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  • raves     [-] by mac - the Grnd Mstr Attrny

    Answered That's funny right there!!!

    funny
  • raves +1   [-] by Harley † American

    Answered That's funny right there!!!

    Great joke , thank goodness for Mccain! funny joke goodness mccain
  • raves +2   [-] by Conservative Crusader

    Answered That's funny right there!!!

    Thats funny! Democrats are as useless as poopie flavored lollipops. funny funny democrats poopie flavored lollipops
  • raves     [-] ummagumma replied to Conservative Crusader
    Conservaties ARE the original chum on a stick!!!! Nice try weinie!!!! conservaties chum stick weinie
  • raves +2   [-] by sally

    Answered That's funny right there!!!

    Lol!
  • raves +2   [-] Bill - McGee/??? - 2012 replied to sally
    thanky.....
  • raves +2   [-] by kirkinsf

    Answered None of the above

    It was funny, but would have been more accurate if you'd included the fan powered by McCain's campaign ads.
  • raves +1   [-] Bill - McGee/??? - 2012 replied to kirkinsf
    someone said that's what powers the copter that ferries them to heaven...


    i don't agree, but i did think it was funny...
  • raves +2   [-] by Let Freedom Ring

    Answered That's funny right there!!!

    Love it!
  • raves +1   [-] Bill - McGee/??? - 2012 replied to Let Freedom Ring
    thank you...
  • raves +1   [-] by Dogg ~ preparing for tomorrow

    Answered That's funny right there!!!

    LOL omg please come look at my question and pass it along
    http://www.sodahead.com/quest...
  • raves +2   [-] Bill - McGee/??? - 2012 replied to Dogg ~ preparing for tomorrow
    ABT bro, ABT... (already been there...)

    :)
  • raves +2   [-] by .....

    Answered That's funny right there!!!

    moderated...
  • raves +1   [-] by Bear

    Answered That's funny right there!!!

    That is so funny Bill!
    funny funny
    What's really funny is that's all the GOP has left!
  • raves +2   [-] Bill - McGee/??? - 2012 replied to Bear
    there's a version out there about McCain too..
  • raves +2   [-] by Alphalily

    Answered That's funny right there!!!

    funny
    lol Bill ....That was very funny
  • raves +2   [-] Bill - McGee/??? - 2012 replied to Alphalily
    hey it's Fef....
  • raves +2   [-] by HairlessKats Family...

    Answered God will strike you down for dissin Barry!!!

    lol.... should read 'mccains clock' though
  • raves +4   [-] GOD replied to HairlessKats Family...
    they use McCains Clock as a helicopter
  • raves +3   [-] HairlessKats Family... replied to GOD
    lol ohhhhh okay!
  • raves +3   [-] Bill - McGee/??? - 2012 replied to HairlessKats Family...
    someone said Jesus was complaining that he wanted a ceiling fan in his office, not a jet turbine


    but that "could" just be a rumor... i don't know to be honest...



    *whistles innocently....
  • raves +1   [-] Harley † American replied to GOD
    accidental up rave!
  • raves +2   [-] by Only choice.

    Answered That's funny right there!!!

    moderated...
  • raves +1   [-] by akgold

    Answered That's funny right there!!!

    If you don't see the humour in it, you have no sense of humour, you are wound to tight and you probably shouldn't be allowed to vote! Same goes for those who did not grin at the McClain/propeller retort.
  • raves +2   [-] by Tracy

    Answered That's funny right there!!!

    Love it! hee hee!
  • raves +2   [-] by MaggieRae17

    Answered Sh|t! Bill! I just knocked over my drink laughing so hard!

    THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!

    It was hard to chose between Larry the cable guy and how hard I laughed... but that was funny.
  • raves +2   [-] Bill - McGee/??? - 2012 replied to MaggieRae17
    Thank you.. glad you liked it...

    I have a couple of others i hope you enjoy just as much as this one...
  • raves +2   [-] MaggieRae17 replied to Bill - McGee/??? - 2012
    Hope so!!!!!! That was just great!
  • raves +4   [-] by spankable

    Answered That's funny right there!!!

    hilarous!!! funny hilarous funny hilarous
  • raves +1   [-] MaggieRae17 replied to spankable
    OH MY GOD! That looks just like my horse! I even have a picture of my horse doing that... only his mouth is closed.

    That made me laugh... thanks...
  • raves +3   [-] spankable replied to MaggieRae17
    lol i thought it was funny 2!
  • raves +2   [-] by Ben