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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

  • They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
  • Chuck Norris dosen't use condoms because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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  • raves     [-] by Jodi posted Oct 10, 2008 12:25AM GMTOctober 10, 2008 00:25:05
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    Answered None of the above

    Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys!!! I love it!
  • raves     [-] by gabriela. posted Aug 18, 2008 10:19PM GMTAugust 18, 2008 22:19:21
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    Answered None of the above

    well, all of the above &
    "Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass. He dares it to grow"
  • raves     [-] by alisabadisa posted Aug 16, 2008 04:30PM GMTAugust 16, 2008 16:30:09
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    Answered None of the above

    It is said that Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer.....its too bad he NEVER cries...


    chuck norris tears cure cancer cries
  • raves     [-] by Poolee Rock posted Aug 06, 2008 05:12AM GMTAugust 06, 2008 05:12:44
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    Answered None of the above

    Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits
  • raves +1   [-] by potatoe posted Aug 02, 2008 12:31AM GMTAugust 02, 2008 00:31:24
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    Answered None of the above

    i am confused
  • raves     [-] by Miss Kellyy posted Jul 30, 2008 05:57AM GMTJuly 30, 2008 05:57:59
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    Answered None of the above

    The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
  • raves     [-] by ~†Jason†~ (Sk8eя-punk/... posted Jul 30, 2008 04:38AM GMTJuly 30, 2008 04:38:50
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    Answered None of the above

    i'm not a fan but i do like is she, Walker Texas Ranger
  • raves     [-] by ARoomWithAMoose posted Jul 29, 2008 08:56PM GMTJuly 29, 2008 20:56:01
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    Answered None of the above

    "Chuck Norris is so tough that under his beard he doesn't have a chin, it's just another fist!"

    "Chuck Norris can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved!"
  • raves     [-] by coffee man posted Jul 29, 2008 07:07PM GMTJuly 29, 2008 19:07:02
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    Answered None of the above

    The simpler ones always made me laugh like "Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter" or "Chuck Norris can divide by 0"
  • raves +1   [-] by jade posted Jul 29, 2008 06:25PM GMTJuly 29, 2008 18:25:06
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    Answered Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

    haha. i saw a whole poster once with these on itt.
  • raves     [-] by SWCR Surfer4life posted Jul 29, 2008 06:11PM GMTJuly 29, 2008 18:11:23
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    Answered Chuck Norris dosen't use condoms because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris is just that good
  • raves +1   [-] by Dr. Crimson Justice (Phoenix) posted Jul 29, 2008 06:08PM GMTJuly 29, 2008 18:08:18
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    Answered None of the above

    JFK wasn't assasinated. Chuck Norris went back in time and stopped the bullet. JFK's head then exploded out of amazement.
  • raves     [-] SWCR Surfer4life replied to Dr. Crimson Justice (Phoenix) Jul 29, 2008 06:10PM GMTJuly 29, 2008 18:10:57
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    ok that was a good one.
  • raves     [-] by PivotAL6 posted Jul 29, 2008 06:00PM GMTJuly 29, 2008 18:00:43
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    Answered None of the above

    Every night before the boogyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • raves     [-] by brittney paige posted Jul 29, 2008 06:00PM GMTJuly 29, 2008 18:00:25
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    Answered Chuck Norris dosen't use condoms because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

    that's funny haha