see that shadow in the corner? that's me. i'm a midget ninja. prepare to die!

not you, that's for damn sure

listening to music, watching films, eating people

music film people books food music sleep

everything except country. . .well, i can stand some johnny cash but that, my friend , is where the line is drawn.

right now? muppets!, reaper, bones, house, two and a half men, SNL, the whitest kids u know, the minor accomplishments of jackie woodman, anything on sci fi or history channel, mork and mindy, the tudors, south park, psych, scrubs & that 70's show

and i don't even have cable! i watch these on occasion when i'm at someone's house . . .

the blues brothers, legends of the fall, sweeney todd, POTC, rent, the birdcage, hard candy, elizabeth (I & II), hamlet, shakespeare in love, marie antoinette, memoirs of a geisha, thirteen days, iron man, topper returns, arsenic and old lace, ocean's 11, big trouble little china, sword and the stone, aladdin, braveheart, pearl harbor, secret window, madagascar (also I ⅈ), the butterfly effect, the hulk, once were warriors, independence day, the rocky horror picture show, barbershop, osmosis jones, the thomas crown affair, the illusionist, goldeneye, atonement, the saint, bourne trilogy, lord of the rings trilogy, the rock, the postman, dances with wolves, desperado, dark knight, men in tights, shanghai noon, love actually, muppets from space, stardust, the good, the bad, and the ugly, suicide kings, indiana jones, the ref, monty python (holy grail and meaning of life), kung pao, the boondock saints. . .dang. i can't think of any more.

i read everything (almost)

love is not like anything, especially a f****** knife! - the used

i know you got time/ but what are you waiting for? - the feeling

a friend will help you move- a best friend will help you move bodies- but if you have to move your best friend's body, you're on your own - a softer world

''I feel I was unfairly sacked from my job yesterday.
The boss said it was wrong for me to have sex with the customers.
Thats the last time I work for an undertaker.''

Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?
William Shakespeare

I like children - fried.
W. C. Fields

i may disagree with what you say, but i will defend to the death your right to say it - voltaire

sin boldly - martin luther

the opposite of war isn't peace. . .it's creation! - rent

oh, what a wonderful weapon! love is a demon kept amongst angels - me

absurdity appears to be more the rule than the excepton - don't know

the real question is - is our kids learning? - dubyah

bring me my red coat - nelson

there is no salvation for him who suffers from himself, unless it is a speedy death - nietzsche

beyond the senses are the objects, beyond the objects is the mind, beyond the mind is pure reason, and beyond reason is the spirit in man - katha upanishad

dare to know! -immanuel kant

i think, therefore i am - descartes

reason is a whore - martin luther

i'd kill a kitten (or a pug, or a beagle even) to save a human being - andrew jackson jihad

wisdom denotes the pursuing of the best ends by the best means - francis hutchinson

When you cease to contribute; you begin to die - eleanor roosevelt(smart lady)

Writers are liars my dear, surely you know that by now? - Neil Gaiman

Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed - G.K. Chesterton

Anger is just a cowardly extension of sadness. It's a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you're hurt - Tom Gate

If you do not express your own original ideas, if you do not listen to your own being, then you will have betrayed yourself - Rollo May

Sometimes you put up walls not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down - lizzie15635 at thinkexist.com

For reasons even I can't figure out, you're my best friend...and I'd rather not outlive you - Unknown

Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence of trying - Unknown

The right to do something does not mean doing it is right - William Safire

Martin Luther, John R Searle, Chuck Norris