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Who has the funniest quote ever!?

Airiseen November 05, 2009 04:18:50

I wanna see if you can make me laugh! (not really hard to do.)
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  • sheckk Jelly~i... November 11, 2009 01:58:13
    sheckk
    fersure.
  • sheckk iowa November 08, 2009 23:28:55
    sheckk
    its reallly not funny. thats just offensive. jerk.
  • iowa sheckk November 08, 2009 23:31:06
    iowa
    Ok then......... If you don't think it is funny then so be it ....... But it is funny
  • sheckk iowa November 08, 2009 23:35:33
    sheckk
    no.
  • iowa sheckk November 08, 2009 23:36:39
    iowa
    Yep
  • ~Long Legs~SB~Team ShadowSt... November 07, 2009 21:49:38
    ~Long Legs~SB~Team ShadowStalker

    Pick me! Pick me!

    Not me find someone else. (that wasn't a joke)
  • +1 raves
    NObamaGirl ~ Viva Cristo Rey!~ November 07, 2009 21:29:37
    NObamaGirl ~ Viva Cristo Rey!~

    Here's one!

    "Never be afraid of trying something new. Amateurs built Noah's Ark - experts built the Titanic."
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    Airiseen NObamaG... November 07, 2009 22:59:06
    Airiseen
    TRUE!
  • ~Dark Angel~ November 07, 2009 21:28:51
    ~Dark Angel~

    Here's one!

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    Airiseen ~Dark A... November 07, 2009 22:59:22
    Airiseen
    PEANUT!!!! I love him!!!!!!
  • ~Dark A... Airiseen November 07, 2009 23:31:38
    ~Dark Angel~
    Haha me too! He Rules the world!!
  • +1 raves
    Airiseen ~Dark A... November 08, 2009 02:21:06
    Airiseen
    I think that's Achmeds goal...
  • ~Dark A... Airiseen November 08, 2009 04:20:53
    ~Dark Angel~
    But Peanut is better!
  • Justin November 07, 2009 21:05:06
    Justin

    Here's one!

    "Dont drink and drive, you might spill it."
  • Dogg ~ waiting November 07, 2009 18:20:45
    Dogg ~ waiting

    Pick me! Pick me!

    I also liked mine, it seems to get a smile, " if you are what you eat, I can be you by morning"
  • asleihCannibal. November 07, 2009 18:10:42
    asleihCannibal.

    Here's one!

    Billie Joe; It's funny until somebody gets hurt ... then it's hilarious!
  • anthonysmith62 November 07, 2009 16:16:21
    anthonysmith62

    Pick me! Pick me!

    "these pretzels are making me thirsty!" - Kramer
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    Greenday96 November 07, 2009 15:38:39
    Greenday96

    Pick me! Pick me!

    ur fatter than a rich mans wallet
    haha i got b0red
  • {Sama!} Greenday96 November 08, 2009 17:11:56
    {Sama!}
    fun-E
  • +1 raves
    Greenday96 {Sama!} November 08, 2009 17:12:39
    Greenday96
    haha
  • +1 raves
    allergik2love November 07, 2009 05:37:56
    allergik2love

    Here's one!

    When life gets you done, just take Fuckit All
  • WestHomer November 07, 2009 03:57:31
    WestHomer

    Here's one!

    "The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right."
    Mark Twain
  • Hawkeye November 07, 2009 02:19:54
    Hawkeye

    Here's one!

    My ALL time favorite quote comes from a headline about a young Prince Charles falling off his horse during a Polo match..

    It read,,

    "The Royal Heir to the throne got thrown to the Royal Air today.."
  • sheckk Hawkeye November 07, 2009 23:17:49
    sheckk
    hahahha i love that.
  • +2 raves
    Chaotixa November 06, 2009 22:34:21
    Chaotixa

    Here's one!

  • +1 raves
    Airiseen Chaotixa November 07, 2009 04:37:20
    Airiseen
    OMG!!!!!! I LOVE Achmed!
  • +2 raves
    ~Dark A... Chaotixa November 07, 2009 21:28:10
    ~Dark Angel~
    Achmed Rules!!
    Achmed for President!!1!!!
  • sheckk ~Dark A... November 07, 2009 23:18:12
    sheckk
    i second that!
  • ~Dark A... sheckk November 07, 2009 23:31:50
    ~Dark Angel~
    He is the best!
  • +2 raves
    orange November 06, 2009 22:05:30
    orange

    Here's one!

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    ellomotto November 06, 2009 21:42:14
    ellomotto

    Pick me! Pick me!

    I've got a jar of dirt i've got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it!
  • ~Dark A... ellomotto November 07, 2009 21:27:11
    ~Dark Angel~
    AHHHH!!! I love Johnny Depp!!!!! Hahaha
  • +1 raves
    ellomotto ~Dark A... November 08, 2009 00:27:45
    ellomotto
    I know he is one of my favorite actors!
  • ~Dark A... ellomotto November 08, 2009 04:21:08
    ~Dark Angel~
    Mine too. But I think peanut is better
  • ellomotto ~Dark A... November 08, 2009 04:36:52
    ellomotto
    ??
  • ~Dark A... ellomotto November 08, 2009 04:38:54
    ~Dark Angel~
    He is another Jeff Dunham puppet
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    ellomotto ~Dark A... November 08, 2009 15:54:47
    ellomotto
    ohhh ok lol! I know who you're talking about now I wasn't sure before though...
  • ~Dark A... ellomotto November 08, 2009 21:04:55
    ~Dark Angel~
    lol alright
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    Gradord November 06, 2009 20:57:07
    Gradord

    Here's one!

    My friend Joey

    "This world is full of fake tits and real assholes."
  • Hatorade November 06, 2009 19:31:29
    Hatorade

    Here's one!

    "The insurgency is in its final throes." - Richard Cheney
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