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How to sodomize the news in four easy steps:
- November 06, 2009 20:32:44
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1) Find a news item. (Small town newspapers are a great source!)
2) Copy either the headline or the content, but not both. (If you did, you might show *gasp* integrity!)
3) Make up random crap to stir up the manure.
4) Have your lesions [sic] of loyal friends rave it to top comment, owing to your "witty" altering of names ("Opoopooface" hasn't been used yet!)
WARNING: Make certain you have blocked any and all opposition who can form salient and cogent arguments to counter!
2) Copy either the headline or the content, but not both. (If you did, you might show *gasp* integrity!)
3) Make up random crap to stir up the manure.
4) Have your lesions [sic] of loyal friends rave it to top comment, owing to your "witty" altering of names ("Opoopooface" hasn't been used yet!)
WARNING: Make certain you have blocked any and all opposition who can form salient and cogent arguments to counter!
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That Frog guy really drives you LWNJ's to the brink of insanity. I really get a kick out of your immature attack blogs, thanks for the laugh.View thread



durp.
I'm growing weary of the RWNJ's exploiting the Holocaust... very weary.
most of the "news" I've read on SH, if there is a personal comment along with the news link, I'm capable of clicking on the link and reading the news, then commenting on that news how I interpret it. . . do you really think that most people on here don't read, think for themselves and come to their own conclusions?
btw, why the attack on "small newspapers" ? ? ? you're insinuating that they do not qualify as news
Still, this is my bitter counter to heavily-manipulated news items. It seems the new format has done away with that, and that brings a great sigh of relief. Journalistic integrity is going the way of the passenger pigeon, and I'd finally had it.
At one point, this was linked to a news item of one of those self-righteous types who executed mass-blockings of his political opponents. I did that for a very simple reason: there was no other way to draw the point home. With those on the left, I can send them a line letting them know that I disapprove of their tactics. When I was sought out and blocked for defending my position (or apparently for merely raving other comments), my options are somewhat limited.
I haven't looked at the new format yet in the news area, but I liked the old where you could begin the post in say the 2nd sentence, getting rid of the writer, originated from, standard disclaimers which tend to take up the much needed room to post the story.
the blocking behavior happens on both sides. . . do you have any idea how many people have me blocked that I've never commented to??
The reason I pick on small-town newspapers is because they are more likely than items on the national wire to spin an item or embellish facts; in a small population of subscribers, there is a lesser chance that one would be caught altering content.
(The existence of news/punditry hybrids further destroys any ability to recognize true integrity, but that is another issue.)
Represented through analogy: none of the other castaways on Gilligan's Island challenged the Professor in matters scientific because they assumed his authority.
I would love to have more faith in small-time, small-town journalists, but my faith is a little shattered.
In having this tete-a-tete, I will admit that I recognized an oversight in my original declaration that perhaps would have explained my referencing "a small town newspaper": the initial item with which this was linked and I was mocking was an article of national significance that did not occur in the town but was written by a local newspaperman. I detest the game of Telephone, and I detest the neopolitical journalistic variety.
Mea culpa.
This blog was originally linked to a News item (back when SodaHead had a pseudo-News category) that an insipid troll posted, utilizing the steps I listed above.
The blogger found an article about a national occurrence in an unrelated small-town paper that provided a loose platform for him to spin a web of bullshit. This was me pretty much calling shenanigans on it and other postings like it.
That the revised SodaHead has done away with its News category comes as a great relief, though it makes this blog rather moot.