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Can you find some Funny Tombstones, Tombstone sayings or Unusual coffins?
Ellen Zee June 30, 2008 19:24:57
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Below are some Funny Tombstone sayings, click picture to see full view, can you find some more Sayings on Tombstones or Unusual Coffins!
There are some funny & unusual ones out there.
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There are some funny & unusual ones out there.
Or go here and get Your Own Tombstone Generator
http://www.jjchandler.com/tombstone/
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"Here lies poor Johny Ford
who died by grog and not by sword
from cask to keg he long did suck it
drank his fill and kicked the bucket"
"There was a man who died of late
and angels for his coming did wait
but in stepped the devil like a weasel
and down to hell he pulled poor Keazel"
"Remember man, as you walk by.
as you are now so once was I
as I am now so will you be
remember this and follow me
To follow you I'll not consent until I know which way you went"
"In this grave we lie
back to back my wife and I
when Gabriel blows his horn so shrill
if she gets up then I lie still"
"Thank you for reading this, now bugger off"
"You're standing on my head"
"Well shit."
"Now she is with the angles" (some people can't spell)
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Another funny tombstone
My question is where did they bury the rest of him?
Another Tombstone saying
Here's an Unusual Coffin
Here's an Unusual Coffin
HAHA or this one
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A FunnyTombstone saying
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2. Hod Putt
HERE I lie close to the grave
Of Old Bill Piersol,
Who grew rich trading with the Indians, and who
Afterwards took the bankrupt law
And emerged from it richer than ever. 5
Myself grown tired of toil and poverty
And beholding how Old Bill and others grew in wealth,
Robbed a traveler one night near Proctor’s Grove,
Killing him unwittingly while doing so,
For the which I was tried and hanged. 10
That was my way of going into bankruptcy.
Now we who took the bankrupt law in our respective ways
Sleep peacefully side by side.
A FunnyTombstone saying
Here's an Unusual Coffin
A FunnyTombstone saying
Here's an Unusual Coffin
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Another Tombstone saying
It didn't reallly let me spell it out fully.. but here it is..
A FunnyTombstone saying
Also had this beauty laying around on my hard drive for years...
Another Tombstone saying
"I had A Lover's Quarrel With The World"
Robert Lee Frost
(Old Bennington Cemetery, Bennington, Vermont)
A funny one from The Bugs Bunny Creator,
"That's All Folks!"
Mel Blanc
(Hollywood Memorial Park; Hollywood, California)
"The Body of
B. Franklin, Printer
Like the Cover of an old Book
Its Contents turn out
And Stript of its Lettering & Guilding
Lies here. Food for Worms
For, it will as he believed
appear once more
In a new and more elegant Edition
corrected and improved
By the Author"
Benjamin Franklin
(Christ Church Burial Grounds; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)
Another Tombstone saying
Here's an Unusual Coffin
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Another Tombstone saying
All dressed up And no place to go.
In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery
Here's an Unusual Coffin
This my Coffin
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