Nikki Zoe Salamander

• F
• 17
• United States

I am awesome. :)
i like making new friends...i am an extrovert. i cannot live without talking to someone.
love milk

JIM CARREY.!
adam Sandler..!!♥
,Ban Stillerrrrrrrr..
And last but not least...♥MILEY CYRUS.!♥♥♥♥♥♥

dont you just hate it when ppl make stupid likes that dont even make freaking sense!!, I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. I don't want to cause any arguments but... shouldn't that be an even number? ^ To whoever wrote that... people can get divorced you know!?!, WHY DO WE NEED SCHOOL? MUSIC: We have YouTube for that. SPORT: I have a Wii. LANGUAGES: I watch Dora. ENGLISH: Everything is shortened anyway. MATH: Thats why we have calculators. GEOGRAPHY: Ill buy a globe. DRAMA: that's why I watch eastenders! H, Me: would you be mad at me for something i did not do? Teacher: no, why? Me: Good, i did not do my homework.. Teacher:Well i guess i cant be mad i am VERY disapointed NEXT DAY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~... Me: Uhh i hate this movie Teacher: go i, Planking this , planking that , I don't care about f*cking planking ... The next person to set a status about planking , I feel like hitting you with a plank- of wood , or maybe just walk of the plank , LIKE A PIRATE !!, i don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that....unless your ginger., I've been in 2 milleniums, 2 centuries, 2 decades, seen the 1st black president of the USA, the falling of the twin towers, Bin Landen killed, and a royal weding between a prince and commoner. I'm not even 20 yet, Girl: Heyy:) BOY:hey GIRL: I like you:) BOY: wow. GIRL: What?? you don't like me???? BOY: no GIRL: wow you are so nice :'( BOY: why are you crying?? GIRL: You don't like me :'( BOY: well you never asked if i love you:) GIRL: well do you?! BOY:, to the person who said Di Caprio never died in Titanic, The end scene of Titanic is of him going underwater. The beginning scene of Inception is him waking up on a beach. Its like a movie within a movie ^ he did to die he froze you idiot, Someone Hacked into a Blondes computer account. The password was: MickeyGoofyPlutoDaisyCinderel... When asked why she had such a long password she replied that she was told it had to have at least eight characters and one capi, Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she marrie, i don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that. - Eminem, Facebooking, Listening Music

Music ♥
Making Friends
Laughing
Talking
Dancing

Greyson Chance, Linkin Park, Cage The Elephant, Foo Fighters, KREAYSHAWN, I hate rebecca black

Degrassi :O
That 70s show
Ned's declassified

Keith

Alabama Moon

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