I haven't, but but back in the Navy, I was at my drinking buddy's girlfriend's house. She and I went out to a club and she got tore out of her frame. I didn't drink as much, so I had my wits about me. She wasn't so lucky. We went back to her place and she grabbed the phone (mind you this was about 3 in the morning) and the next thing I hear from her is "Hey, Daddy! I love you! (pause) Yeah, everything is cool, I'm just drunk as $h!t right now- I mean I'm F&%#$ hammered." Yikes. Well, my buddy had duty that night, and I was thinking maybe she's too drunk too leave alone, so I decided to crash there in case she got sick and needed someone.

The next morning, I wake up on her couch and she came in with a hangover and quietly asked me if I was Ok. I said "Yeah, I'm good, how about you?" She said "I'm OK too. Hey, we didn't do anything last night, did we?" I said "no, you know I wouldn't take advantage of you like that. But you might want to apologize to your Dad" She froze instantly. "My Dad is in Chicago" I laughed and said "Yeah, I guessed". She had a really worried look on her face, and she went to the phone (this was the old days LOL) and hit redial, saying it should call her sister, the last number she called from that phone. Well, sure enough her Dad answered, which freaked her out. She nervously asked if she called him last night, and she was mortified as he calmly repeated everything back everything she had said to him a few hours before. She apologized about a hundred times before saying goodbye.

Then after hanging up, she slapped me hard across the meat of my shoulder and screamed "He's a preacher, why didn't you stop me?"
All I could do was laugh my butt off and say "How would THAT have been funny?"

Ahhh.... good times.