Born and raised in the Chicago area ( I have a love/hate relationship with Midwest living)
My dream is to move to the Florida Keys and open a Bed and Breakfast when I retire...maybe...my plans change every week....but I'm going somewhere warm!
I'm happy with my life and I have a good additude. I like to joke around and have been told by many I have a great sense of humor.....you have to have a sense of humor to even attempt to understand me!
I love making new friends...so don't be shy!







There's not a liberal America and a conservative America - there's the United States of America.
Barack Obama



Here is my list of 10 rules to live by:

Don't murder-- kill only in self-defense, or in defense of others, or in defense of your country.
Don't steal-- don't take what you know doesn't belong to you, unless not doing so places your life or your loved ones in jeopardy.
Don't rape-- no means no.
Don't mistreat people because of their skin color, nationality, sex, sexual orientation, or beliefs.
Don't abuse, mistreat, neglect or molest children, for any reason. Ever.
Don't abuse your spouse (wife or husband).
Don't willfully cause harm to others, either verbally or physically.
Don't infringe or undermine the rights and freedoms of others.
Don't enslave other humans.
Don't destroy our earth, either for ourselves or the animals that inhabit it.

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Barak Obama, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Bill Mahr, Lewis Black, Johnny Depp, Steve Martin, Mike Meyers, George Clooney, Mick Jagger, Edward Norton, David Letterman, Steven Tyler,Dean Winters, Billy Idol
Jack Nicolson, Jim Carrey, Madonna, Angelina Jolie,






"People fear death even more than pain. It's strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over."
Jim Morrison


Everything that irritates us about others
can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
- Carl Jung

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Golden Retrievers.....I have 3 beautiful ones that are the best companions in the world.
My 2 sons. Paul is at University of Delaware studying political science and criminal law.
My son Steve is 14 and all he cares about is music and girls!
My family loves traveling all over the US, camping is the best especially at the national prks...awesome experiences!
I have a massive shot glass collection from all over the world and other countries.
Photography and cooking are passions of mine.
Die hard Cubbie fan...it's fun to support a losing team....try it sometime...lol!

You are The Empress

Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.

The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents,
beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be goo...
decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful.

The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her.

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RIGHT NOW OIL COMPANIES AND OLD MEN ARE IN CONTROL!
RIGHT NOW NOTHING IS MORE EXPENSIVE THEN REGRET!
RIGHT NOW OUR GOVERNMENT IS DOING THINGS WE THINK ONLY OTHER COUNTRIES DO!

Robot Chicken, Law and Order, Criminal Minds, ER, Grey's Anatomey, Everybody loves Raymond, Seinfeld, The Office, All My Children, OZ, All in the Family







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Goodfellas, Rounders, Fight Club, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, National Lampoon Vacation flicks, Dogma, Girl Interrupted, Moonstruck

"I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell."

Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.

If this is the best God can do, Im not impressed.

Religion convinced the world that theres an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And theres 10 things he doesnt want you to do or else you will go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! Hes all powerful, but he cant handle money!

What year did Jesus think it was?

When you are born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you are born in America, you get a front-row seat.

Im completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? Its because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.

George Carlin...RIP....

Dad, Mom and my brother Harry (all waiting for me in heaven)