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Choosing a Wife

2009-01-24T00:48:49Z

+14 raves

Choosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover.. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. Th e man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then he married the one with the biggest tits. Men are like that, you know. There is more money being spent on breas t implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Drinks Reflect Personality

2009-01-24T00:18:25Z

Marked for Life

+11 raves

Drinks That Reflect Personality Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! SevenNew York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU! Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink...... Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with my friends. Drink: White Zinfandel Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is..this should be an easy target. Drink: Shots Personality: Likes to hang with pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad! Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there. PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE! THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut: Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid. Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress. White Zinfandel: He's gay

Happy New Year!!!!

2008-12-31T23:31:19Z

Marked for Life

+16 raves

I hope everyone has a safe and Happy New Year. xoxo Eastern Standard Time of course...LOL
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I'm going to Sacramento, CA in a few weeks

2008-10-22T14:43:29Z

Marked for Life

+10 raves

I'm going out there for work training, but will have my nights to check out the town. I've never been there before, so does anybody have any ideas of what I can do out there? Any good restaurants I should check out?

To All our Sodahead friends.......:o)

2008-09-22T16:11:07Z

Marked for Life

+34 raves

We know we don't have to.....but both of us, feel as though we owe some apology for all the "drama" that has been happening. We are sorry if we put any of our friends in a difficult, uncomfortable situation. It was never our intention. What started in SodaHead, should have been finished elsewhere. And that is what we give our heartfelt apologies for. Not sure what else we can possibly say about this that hasn't already been said. We are off on vacation for a while. Not entirely sure when we will be back. We both just feel its more important to focus on us at the moment. Until we meet again ...;o) Much love, Marked for life and Sajama