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Would you try coffee pooped out by monkeys?

Chris [Ninja]™ July 08, 2008 19:47:31
Yes bring on the monkey poop coffee!
Not so sure about that...
No freaking way!
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Coffee grows in dozens of countries around the world. Some varieties have earned a special reputation, often based on a combination of rarity, unusual circumstances and particularly good flavor. These coffees, from Jamaican Blue Mountain to Kona to Tanzanian Peaberry, command a premium price. But perhaps no coffee in the world is in such short supply, has such unique flavors and an, um, interesting background as Kopi Luwak. And no coffee even comes close in price: Kopi Luwak sells for $75 per quarter pound. Granted, that's substantially less than marijuana, but it's still unimaginably high for coffee.

Kopi (the Indonesian word for coffee) Luwak comes from the islands of Sumatra, Java and Sulawesi (formerly Celebes), which are part of the Indonesian Archepelago's 13,677 islands (only 6,000 of which are inhabited). But it's not strictly the exotic location that makes these beans worth their weight in silver. It's how they're "processed."

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  • Barry Gartner June 20, 2011 04:46:40
    Yes bring on the monkey poop coffee!
    Barry Gartner
    Wow... such a conservative lot most will eat a cow or chicken but not drink secreted coffee beans once washed and roasted, very odd...and you know what? If you are a coffee drinker and tried it you will know why they are the most expensive beans.

    Have just returned from Java and looking forward to another taste, now that I have some beans at home. Loads of interest here in NZ from my local barist's who are keen to try it too.
  • hello December 13, 2008 11:39:45
    No freaking way!
    hello
    u could pay me and i wudent drink that!!!
  • kcalle August 08, 2008 01:40:32
    No freaking way!
    kcalle
    i don't like coffee...
  • Crisp Winter Kill July 23, 2008 01:54:58
    No freaking way!
    Crisp Winter Kill
    Lol wut?

    I'll have to pass on that one...
  • rockstar July 23, 2008 01:51:31
    No freaking way!
    rockstar
    ha! and that's exactly wat i was thinking everyone who said yes needs therapy
  • highdesertgemini July 21, 2008 03:53:07
    No freaking way!
    highdesertgemini
    +1
    I am more happy than ever that I never developed a taste for coffee!
  • Hobo July 21, 2008 00:20:19
    Yes bring on the monkey poop coffee!
    Hobo
    +1
    You monkey boy you! Stop eating monkey poop!
  • marthaw July 19, 2008 16:56:36
    No freaking way!
    marthaw
    +3
    I really don't think so! Sounds nasty!
  • Rareopaldragon July 19, 2008 16:08:30
    Yes bring on the monkey poop coffee!
    Rareopaldragon
    Actually I don't think I would mind too much, I mean most people don't know it but expresso is pooped out by cougars.
  • rockstar Rareopa... July 23, 2008 01:52:52
    rockstar
    no it isn't
  • Rareopa... rockstar July 23, 2008 03:04:39
    Rareopaldragon
    Yeah I'm pretty sure I read that in Porto Rico they have expresso from cougars... I might be wrong, but I doubt it.
  • Kai-Neko July 19, 2008 01:11:49
    No freaking way!
    Kai-Neko
    +1
    I love coffee and all.. but not that much....
  • CHUCK - Liberal in Seattle July 18, 2008 13:58:51
    Yes bring on the monkey poop coffee!
    CHUCK - Liberal in Seattle
    +1
    I would try it!
  • wingslo July 17, 2008 19:56:02
    No freaking way!
    wingslo
    that sounds pretty odd, even if it would be cleaned and all that filter stuff :P
  • beatfreak July 17, 2008 13:11:57
    No freaking way!
    beatfreak
    +1
    seriously? no Im cool on that...kinds makes me wonder who tried it first and how the came accross it and said hmm i bet those coffe beans are still good, maybe Ill give it a try
  • rockstar beatfreak July 23, 2008 01:54:21
    rockstar
    +1
    hahahaha that's great you are the first person on this site to make me laugh
  • beatfreak rockstar July 23, 2008 05:02:13
    beatfreak
    :)
  • Cassie July 16, 2008 19:45:34
    No freaking way!
    Cassie
    +1
    Thats So Gross! Whats wrong with the beans NORMAL people drink?
  • American Nate July 16, 2008 18:21:01 (edited)
    No freaking way!
    American Nate
    accually whats the difference from our coffee vs theres? They both taste like sh*t lol.
  • rockstar America... July 23, 2008 01:54:54
    rockstar
    you need help
  • America... rockstar July 23, 2008 04:32:36
    American Nate
    why?
  • hello America... December 13, 2008 11:36:17
    hello
    Language my little one!lol
  • America... hello December 14, 2008 17:00:07
    American Nate
    wow. poop and Sh*t means the same
  • hello America... December 13, 2008 11:35:54 (edited)
    hello
    language my little one!language lol
  • Gwen July 16, 2008 17:42:25
    No freaking way!
    Gwen
    +1
    I am all for trying new things, but ewwwwww poop coffee?? That is just GROSS!!
  • mitch July 16, 2008 15:36:13
    No freaking way!
    mitch
  • !m My 0wn p3rs0n.... July 16, 2008 12:33:17
    No freaking way!
    !m My 0wn p3rs0n....
    +1
    I wouldn't eat any type of poop!.But I have just 1 questiion? What does it taste like?
  • rockstar !m My 0... July 23, 2008 01:55:32
    rockstar
    crap. lol
  • !m My 0... rockstar July 23, 2008 02:11:46
    !m My 0wn p3rs0n....
    True!!!
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  • rockstar Account... July 23, 2008 01:56:14
    rockstar
    thats just wonderful
  • kellley July 16, 2008 02:06:59
    No freaking way!
    kellley
    +1
    I think that I will stick with coffee beans from columbia, there is is just something unsettling about drinking minkey poop.
  • Grimble July 15, 2008 20:52:22
    Yes bring on the monkey poop coffee!
    Grimble
    +1
    I love coffee... I am not afraid!
  • rockstar Grimble July 23, 2008 01:56:55
    rockstar
    all for the love of coffe ,but serriously
  • hello Grimble December 13, 2008 11:37:07
    hello
    RIGHT...
  • MidnightCowboy said "What's... July 15, 2008 16:05:13
    Not so sure about that...
    MidnightCowboy said "What's the name? :)
  • AZNangel715 July 14, 2008 23:35:36
    No freaking way!
    AZNangel715
    +2
    I'm happy with regular coffee thanks. I heard that it's very expensive to buy such exotic coffee beans.
  • kris man July 14, 2008 05:12:11
    No freaking way!
    kris man
    wtf o shit i dont wanna go to the zoo
  • hello kris man December 13, 2008 11:37:52
    hello
    languge
  • JennJen July 13, 2008 22:31:26
    No freaking way!
    JennJen
    +2
    I may be so well known for my coffee addiction that random students I don't even know call to me in the halls "Hey, Starbucks Lady", but there is no way I would drink this coffee. No way, no how.

    However, whenever you say that there is something really rare out there, place a HUGE price tag on it, and tell everyone that it's something only the rich can afford, then those who are Nouveau Riche will HAVE to have it - and it doesn't matter how disgusting it actually is.

    coffee rare huge price tag rich afford nouveau riche disgusting

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