Would sex with a vampire be bestiality, necrophiliac, sex, or something else?

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Would sex with a vampire be bestiality, necrophiliac, sex, or something else?

by Sydney Posted January 14, 2009 03:12:19

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+3 raves *drúcht* August 05, 2009 03:45:29

Answered: Other.
Probably preternatural...
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Katrina October 09, 2009 23:06:11

Answered: Sex.
totally well they are undead so someone should seriously think of a term for it but have u seen the hot ass vampires?! Holy Crap.. hahaha =)
ZooUnity to Katrina 6 days ago

If you are to call them hot.
I do not, and I doubt vamphobes do either.
*bang bang! we r beautiful ... October 09, 2009 22:29:38

Answered: Other.
AMAZING!! just imagine...all his supernaturally strong strength...mmmmm!! lolz! *ugh*
mchi59 October 08, 2009 18:09:36

Answered: Other.
I dont what you would call it, but unless its a bat while you are having sex with it, its not really bestiality, and necrophilia unless its dead, but since its undead that doesnt really apply. I think we are talking something completely differant, Im suprised no one has come up with a term yet.
ZooUnity to mchi59 6 days ago

Vampire (18th Century): A mythological undead 'beast' said to feed on 'human' blood.
So it's bestiality, as it is a 'beast'. Only modern depictions show them moreover as 'Human', but they are neither 'Human' nor 'Humane'.

A vampire and a human are two different things.
Difference being their species. Though, they may have once been Human, their DNA alters causing such a 'supernatural' change. Since magic does not exist, it would have to be biological. And even that would be not so ;).

Bestiality is having sex with an animal.
And even humans are animals. The animal may or may not be humanoid.

I bet you say this to make vampires sound like a good thing.
But there is nothing wrong with 'bestiality' as you call it, it's just the specific 'species' whom have issues betwixt with Humans - and even they are invalid in more ways than one.
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ZooUnity October 07, 2009 23:39:44

Answered: Necrophiliac.
Unnecrophiliac.
Because it's the undead.
Яëv.Ƿöηηÿ.Ƿööm.ÄgηösᎿĭç September 06, 2009 09:25:29 (edited)

Answered: Sex.
Hellz yeah!!
z-Madness-z September 06, 2009 01:56:10

Answered: Other.
All of the above, lolz. Don't forget pedophillia.
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TeeTee Metal(is a real girl) August 27, 2009 22:36:06

Answered: Necrophiliac.
You forgot enjoyable...
Grimmichi August 25, 2009 22:37:38

Answered: Necrophiliac.
it is dead afterall
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*drúcht* August 05, 2009 03:45:29

Answered: Other.
Probably preternatural...
Machello April 08, 2009 06:51:30

Answered: Sex.
ya if i were dreaming, oh Edward! j.k. but ya if i were dreaming "Edward"
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hotsalsa January 15, 2009 04:20:56

Answered: Sex.
=D Fun, Fun, Fun! hahahaha
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**TheMonkey OnMyBack IsTheL... January 15, 2009 03:44:22

Answered: Sex.
totally not necrophiliac, if the vampires look like they do in movies such as underworld, queen of the damned, and twilight, yummy Emmett =p , and I know I'm forgetting that movie about that rockstar vamp. whose name I cnt recall, but that journalist was stalking him and ended up "dating" him
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Kricket Chiffon January 15, 2009 02:51:43

Answered: Sex.
but i think it would be absolutely amazing sex i mean come on its with a vamp... they are yummy :)
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sergeantP~E-6 type, one each. January 15, 2009 01:52:31

Answered: Other.
unnecrophiliac.
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Joe January 15, 2009 01:02:44

Answered: Sex.
In most of the modern stories they're alive, but different. If they all look like Kate Beckinsale (Underworld) then it can't be wrong.
moorrbr... to Joe January 15, 2009 01:11:10

I agree %100.
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deleted 404 January 15, 2009 00:54:33

Answered: Sex.
....probably pretty hot sex at that~ ;)
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Michael January 15, 2009 00:19:57

Answered: Other.
moderated...
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moorrbr... to Michael January 15, 2009 01:12:15

How did you know I masturbated thinking of vampires. lol
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moorrbrt1 "In God we Trust" January 14, 2009 23:36:02

Answered: Other.
Fun! As long as she left me with enough blood to get by on and was hot. lol
тrisʜɑ January 14, 2009 23:00:31 (edited)

Answered: Necrophiliac.
sex
dani January 14, 2009 22:37:07

Answered: Other.
all the above
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IzzyJr January 14, 2009 20:23:55

Answered: Sex.
With a touch of necrophilia. :)
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AddictedToChaos January 14, 2009 17:42:16

Answered: Other.
it would be great...like bloody bed,holes in neck and other things
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Foo Master Angie January 14, 2009 17:12:15

Answered: Other.
All of the above, but just remember, no hickeys!!!
moorrbr... to Foo Mas... January 14, 2009 23:36:52

lol
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Brian Kemp January 14, 2009 16:46:58

Answered: Sex.
They aren't dead, they're undead, so it wouldn't be necrophilia. It might be uncomfortable, since their parts, including the nether regions, are supposedly cold.
moorrbr... to Brian Kemp January 14, 2009 23:37:45

Man, you sure know how to take the fun out of something, don't you? lol
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Brian Kemp to moorrbr... January 15, 2009 14:15:10

That's me, the fun governor.
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sergean... to Brian Kemp January 15, 2009 01:51:29

then again, it might be refreshing!
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KittyC January 14, 2009 13:35:37

Answered: Other.
I think it would be freezing cold.
No body warmth and all that.
hee hee ;)
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Miaka99: Plague Rat January 14, 2009 05:52:26

Answered: Other.
I Don't Know but in true blood you can get paid 1000 dollars to (In a sothern accent) "have sex with 'dem vampires" HA
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SeaJ January 14, 2009 04:46:47

Answered: Other.
moderated...
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TexanInHawaii January 14, 2009 04:07:50

Answered: Other.
Freaking weird....just freaking weird.
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YourObamaUpdate.com January 14, 2009 03:46:06

Answered: Other.
Uh .. HOT
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moorrbr... to YourOba... January 14, 2009 23:41:24

Definitely.
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herb January 14, 2009 03:42:53 (edited)

Answered: Necrophiliac.
Vampire sex is necrophilia, as is zombie-humping. Werewolf sex is bestiality. Alien sex is exophilia.

Am I leaving anything out?
We live... to herb January 14, 2009 06:22:25

right on brother lol.... great minds think alike lol