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Woman Sues Diddy for $1 Trillion, Blames Him for 9/11: Dumbest Lawsuit Ever?

SodaHead Living 2011/01/28 20:49:25
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We honestly think this might be the dumbest lawsuit of all time.

A woman who claims to be Sean "Diddy" Combs' ex-lover and the mother of his 23-year-old son has filed a suit blaming him for 9/11 -- and suing him for $1 trillion, RadarOnline.com reports.

Yep, you read that right. Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is seeking $900 billion in child support, and $100 billion for "loss of income."

But here's where the story goes from funny to sad.

Turks is seeking a restraining order against Combs, saying he, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and LAPD brutality victim Rodney King are responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center, RadarOnline reports.

She alleges that she was abused from 2001 to 2010, and that: "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair."

The allegations get even crazier from there, with Turks accusing Diddy of date rape and saying that he, Porter and others raped her children.

She also believes that Diddy has a casino chip of hers that's worth "100 zillions of dollars."

The judge handling the suit clearly recognized the woman's insanity and refused to issue a temporary restraining order, but did set a hearing for this Monday. We have a feeling it will be a very short hearing.

Read More: http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/01/excl...

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  • Sharonk 2011/01/30 02:54:23
    No
    Sharonk
    +1
    This is probably the dumbest question on SodaHead, because SodaHead is confusing Mental Illness with lack of intelligence. Just because she is probably not capable of knowing how dumb it is. I agree with those who think mental illness is the motivation factor here, not just plain stupidity.
  • kitty 2011/01/30 02:34:46
    Yes
    kitty
    lol
  • NatAlex23 2011/01/30 02:24:49 (edited)
    No
    NatAlex23
    I still think the woman who sued McDonald's over the "hot coffee" thing was dumber.

    Actually, I don't think this woman is dumb. This is the behavior of insanity, not stupidity. I actually feel sorry for her and hope the judge can help her get mental treatment she needs.
  • GreatLakes 2011/01/30 02:21:29
    Yes
    GreatLakes
  • Willie 2011/01/30 02:19:46
    No
    Willie
    I wouldn't call it dumb, because neither ignorance nor stupidy is behind it (as is the case in some other suits), but mental illness is. It's sad to hear of someone so tormented. I hope she's able to get some help.
  • SmilinBob 2011/01/30 02:15:46
    Yes
    SmilinBob
    +1
    She needs help and a better lawyer. I read where a lawyer insured his expensive cigars against fire. Of course he smoked them and filed a claim in which he won. However, the insurance company, later sued him for arson and the lawyer had to pay several thousand dollars.
  • MOJ 2011/01/30 01:59:32
    Yes
    MOJ
    And all along i thought it was the zionists...oh what a fool i've been!
  • Kevman 2011/01/30 01:49:34
    Yes
    Kevman
    That should be "most stupid", as "dumb" is a word used to describe people (and all animals) who cannot talk. However, your point has been made. I think Sean Combs is a thug. An intelligent thug, but a thug is a thug is a thug. That being said, Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is a friggin' wack job. 'Nuff said.
  • Kaoru 2011/01/30 01:32:37
    Yes
    Kaoru
    WHAT??!
  • ~NrdzInc.*:GLG&тαℓєηт:*~ 2011/01/30 01:21:46
    Yes
    ~NrdzInc.*:GLG&тαℓєηт:*~
  • Greg 2011/01/30 01:17:58
    Yes
    Greg
    +1
    $900 billion in child support, and $100 billion for "loss of income." I would like to know what she did for a living where her loss of income was $100 billion.
  • marie 2011/01/30 01:09:18
    Yes
    marie
    What is this woman smoking? Maybe I ought to get me some - I might get rich!!
  • Jackie 2011/01/30 01:07:50
    Yes
    Jackie
    Now we know who to blame, given the chance Diddy will be the cause of the wars, world hunger, wife beating child abuse, killing robberies ect. ect.
  • Lucy 2011/01/30 01:00:35
    No
    Lucy
    +1
    No, Dennis Kucinich and the olive pit is the dumbest.
  • nan Lucy 2011/01/30 02:31:43
  • tikiteek nan 2011/01/30 14:05:28
    tikiteek
    This is going to cost us uneccesary money when this goes to court.
  • nan tikiteek 2011/01/30 17:55:42
  • tikiteek nan 2011/01/30 18:40:48
    tikiteek
    I agree!
  • kitty Lucy 2011/01/30 02:37:18
    kitty
    hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! What an A-hole that guy is!!! Let the record show that he is a DEMOCRAT
  • nan kitty 2011/01/30 17:53:08
  • tikiteek kitty 2011/01/30 18:42:03
    tikiteek
    Democrat and rich...SO WHAT!
  • nan tikiteek 2011/01/30 18:52:35
    nan
    Sorry you are so Bias Read your History Republicans most of them is what has our country in the mess it is in now .By the way I'm not Rep or Dem
  • tikiteek nan 2011/01/30 18:54:23
    tikiteek
    Excuse me Nan. but where did this come from?
  • nan tikiteek 2011/01/30 20:18:23
    nan
    Because of what you said to Lucy Mu not all Dems are ass holes.or stupid.
  • tikiteek nan 2011/01/30 20:40:25
    tikiteek
    Who is Lucy? and what does this have to do with P. Diddy?
  • Lucy tikiteek 2011/01/31 01:25:44
    Lucy
    I am Lucy and the question asked if we thought it was the dumbest lawsuit and I said, no, that I think Dennis Kucinich and the olive pit is the dumbest. It has nothing to do with Dems or Repubs.
  • tikiteek Lucy 2011/01/31 01:46:50
    tikiteek
    Sorry! Hi Lucy!
  • Lucy tikiteek 2011/01/31 01:49:05
    Lucy
    Hi. Just esplaining myself. take care.
  • tikiteek Lucy 2011/01/31 01:53:24
    tikiteek
    O.K.
  • nan tikiteek 2011/01/31 18:06:10
    nan
    I am sorry guess we got lost somewhere in this Question
  • largo1 2011/01/30 00:54:24
    Yes
    largo1
    How does this crap even get filed?
  • Jackie largo1 2011/01/30 01:08:21 (edited)
    Jackie
    MONEY
    Diddy is rich and she isn't
  • largo1 Jackie 2011/01/30 02:46:22
    largo1
    Still a waste of time
  • Jackie largo1 2011/01/30 02:49:54
    Jackie
    I agree and she is loony if she thinks a judge is going to listen to her
  • tikiteek Jackie 2011/01/30 18:44:10
    tikiteek
    Like I said before. She needs to get a job!
  • Jackie tikiteek 2011/01/30 19:11:45
    Jackie
    she needs something besides being stupid there is no curt if so they aren't letting it be known
  • whitebear62 2011/01/30 00:46:13
    No
    whitebear62
    There have been some real doozies out there. This is just another and the court should refuse to hear it unless the woman can produce some evidence that it has merit. No wonder our courts are overburdened.
  • triceerenee 2011/01/30 00:33:48
    Yes
    triceerenee
    +2
    Is she on crack??
  • tikiteek triceer... 2011/01/30 18:45:17
  • Mel Winchester 2011/01/30 00:15:48
    Yes
    Mel Winchester
    +2
    Bitches be crazy.

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