Woman Sues Diddy for $1 Trillion, Blames Him for 9/11: Dumbest Lawsuit Ever?
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January 28, 2011 20:49:25
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We honestly think this might be the dumbest lawsuit of all time.
A woman who claims to be Sean "Diddy" Combs' ex-lover and the mother of his 23-year-old son has filed a suit blaming him for 9/11 -- and suing him for $1 trillion, RadarOnline.com reports.
Yep, you read that right. Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is seeking $900 billion in child support, and $100 billion for "loss of income."
But here's where the story goes from funny to sad.
Turks is seeking a restraining order against Combs, saying he, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and LAPD brutality victim Rodney King are responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center, RadarOnline reports.
She alleges that she was abused from 2001 to 2010, and that: "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair."
The allegations get even crazier from there, with Turks accusing Diddy of date rape and saying that he, Porter and others raped her children.
She also believes that Diddy has a casino chip of hers that's worth "100 zillions of dollars."
The judge handling the suit clearly recognized the woman's insanity and refused to issue a temporary restraining order, but did set a hearing for this Monday. We have a feeling it will be a very short hearing.
A woman who claims to be Sean "Diddy" Combs' ex-lover and the mother of his 23-year-old son has filed a suit blaming him for 9/11 -- and suing him for $1 trillion, RadarOnline.com reports.
Yep, you read that right. Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is seeking $900 billion in child support, and $100 billion for "loss of income."
But here's where the story goes from funny to sad.
Turks is seeking a restraining order against Combs, saying he, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and LAPD brutality victim Rodney King are responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center, RadarOnline reports.
She alleges that she was abused from 2001 to 2010, and that: "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair."
The allegations get even crazier from there, with Turks accusing Diddy of date rape and saying that he, Porter and others raped her children.
She also believes that Diddy has a casino chip of hers that's worth "100 zillions of dollars."
The judge handling the suit clearly recognized the woman's insanity and refused to issue a temporary restraining order, but did set a hearing for this Monday. We have a feeling it will be a very short hearing.
More: http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/01/excl...
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Second of all -- she's crazy.
This wouldn't even make it to a court of law...if it IS real, then the judge needs to be thrown off the bench
trial. If the loser had to pay court costs a bit of consideration would determine their action.
"[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair."
Told me she escaped from reality and is now living in la la land! Rodney king is from California, Diddy is in New York, come on.........
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