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Woman Bites Off Boss’ Penis…

- Singapore is known for its cultural centers, Esplanade, and beautiful skyline. But it’s certainly not known for its oral circumcisions… that is – until now.

A 30 year old secretary – having an affair with her boss – nothing too out of the ordinary in the world today… has bitten off most of her lover’s penis in a freak accident.

What was out of the ordinary is that she and her boss had chosen one of Singapore’s scenic parks to indulge in a fantasy outside of the bedroom. They picked the perfect spot… parked the car and she began giving her boss the famed “Kiss of Life.”

Everything seemed to be going to plan… until a van backed up and struck the vehicle – and that’s when things went downhill.

The impact from the van caused the woman to involuntarily bite down – severing her dear boss’s penis.

If that weren’t bad enough, her husband – who had suspected her of cheating – hired a private investigator to follow her around. And yes – the P.I. was there… behind the not-so-happy couple when the incident took place.

Not one to focus solely on assignment, the quick P.I. called an ambulance for the woman’s lover on his cell phone after hearing her cries of horror at what had happened.

The loving secretary then went to the hospital to comfort her emasculated boss.... Read full article »
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  • lilwogboi 2010/04/24 10:26:49
    Wednesday-Thursday-Friday?! Get it?
  • Halye 2010/02/28 03:12:16
    I feel bad for him if he doesnt have any kids cuz I doubt he can have any now and if he doesnt have any lets just hope he was able to have regular sex before that happened cuz he is deffinatly missing out
  • evilAlice Halye 2014/10/26 04:45:13
    who cares about having kids ? im sure sexual pleasure is more important to him, kids are just pesky little things.
  • ♥╥Sexy╥♥ 2009/09/02 06:39:05
    Lol that is so weird.
  • herminio 2009/07/24 06:42:33
    wow,,, thats an amazing woman!!!!!
    hahahahha,, what should i say?
  • sivermist 2009/06/12 04:48:01
  • sivermist 2009/06/12 04:44:14
    thats fucked up
  • TeeTee Metal(is a real girl) 2009/06/10 02:31:42
    TeeTee Metal(is a real girl)
    That really sucks.
  • Ju ju 2009/06/05 03:35:21
    Ju ju
    awww i guess he got what he deserved
  • GIRLIELEO 2009/06/03 18:41:27
    GOTTA LOVE KARMA gotta love karma
  • twilightluva17 2009/06/02 22:18:41
    o wow!i bet shes fired!
  • Delilah. 2009/06/02 05:16:15
    What's done in the dark will always come to light.
  • karamel 2009/06/02 04:38:05 (edited)
    i bet he'll never cheat again. bet cheat
  • musiclovingirl 2009/06/01 19:00:16
    Serves him right. I wonder what the wife's punishment will be.
  • Senator 2009/06/01 14:49:49
    It would seem that the "Involuntary reaction" would be that of surprise, causing the mouth to open, not close. I may be wrong, and if I am I fully expect to hear about it here.
  • casual dreamer 2009/06/01 00:53:43
  • casual dreamer 2009/06/01 00:53:28
    casual dreamer
    omg....thats crazy....karma does happen...her lover knew about her husband so ya he got his karma right there...
  • Emma 2009/05/31 02:44:19
    Is anyone else besides me disgusted with this kind of "poo"?
  • T.I. GIRL 2009/05/31 02:18:41 (edited)
    T.I. GIRL
    he deserved it ,its actually funny lolololololololo!!!!!!!!!!!!! deserved funny lolololololololo
  • aiko chibu 2009/05/31 02:08:15
    aiko chibu
    They got what they deserved
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