Woman arrested for masturbating on busy highway holding up traffic for over 30 minutes

by ☥☽✪☾DAW ☽✪☾ Posted 2012/06/03 14:09:37

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A 35-year-old woman was arrested for allegedly masturbating on a Florida Highway in front of passing motorists.

Ashley Holton slowed traffic for more than 30 minutes before cops arrived and arrested her. According to police, she was wearing nothing more than a pink shirt before deciding to pull her car over and masturbate in front of hundreds of passers-by.

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Holtons bizarre display encouraged motorists to perform U-Turns to catch another glimpse of the exhibitionist.

When deputy’s arrived to arrest her, she pulled up her shirt, ‘exposing her breasts and bra’ according to a police report.

Holton was finally restrained and taken to the police station where she reportedly caused more drama by biting and kicking an officer who tried to put pants on her.

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even in jail, she ‘continued to expose herself to officers by spreading her legs, exposing her vagina and telling officers to kiss her’.

Officers believed Holton was under the influence of alcohol and was charged with expose of sexual organs, battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting an officer and disorderly conduct.

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meme14 2012/06/03 15:25:17

*Facepalm*

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sharebe... to Mz Unde... 2012/06/03 20:42:08

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yeah theres some people i can do without as well.. but im also so sick of the weather here and now all of these news stories are almost all from florida these. gone are the days when florida was known for its beautiful beaches and disney world!

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Mz Unde... to sharebe... 2012/06/04 01:55:43

Sad but true. Though I do love the weather here. Most of my life was spent up North...I can do without another winter like that.

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sharebe... to Mz Unde... 2012/06/04 21:26:42

ill switch you!

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Mz Unde... to sharebe... 2012/06/05 00:03:22

I would have gladly traded my winter in Wisconsin for a winter in Fl growing up. HOLY SNOWBALLS! And they didn't call school for anything. Ohio was bad, but better than that one.

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sharebe... to Mz Unde... 2012/06/05 00:58:12

id love to come play in the snow for the wintER!

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Patric to Mz Unde... 2012/06/04 20:39:23

all those pesky people, how come they just do not go north ???

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Mz Unde... to Patric 2012/06/05 00:02:12

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Cuz they're all too busy coming South for the winter with the birds. LOL!

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Patric to Mz Unde... 2012/06/05 01:44:55

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well, I was one of those snow birds in Feb. visted friends just north of Ft. Myers. plan on returning in late Jun , early Jul..
since I am coming in the dead of summer , do I get a snow bird pass for the winter trip ?? :)

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Mz Unde... to Patric 2012/06/05 15:37:25

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Oh boy....July? Pack light!
You can't get the snowbird pass, though. Have to be here for at least 2 months of the winter to qualify. LOL! Oh, and you have to be able to drive slow in the passing lane and hit your breaks every couple of feet. LOL! Just so you're prepared.

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Patric to Mz Unde... 2012/06/05 15:55:40

2 months ? not sure I can take being away that long.
2 weeks does not cut it eh ??
now as to the driving.. does golf cart irregular driving get me bonus points ?

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Mz Unde... to Patric 2012/06/05 16:42:44

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Definite bonus points. LOL!

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Patric to Mz Unde... 2012/06/05 16:49:29

now for the double coupon score..
a golf cart , driven irreguarly, and the cart has head lights.... and turn signals ,,,

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jacob crim 2012/06/03 14:50:53

*Facepalm*

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Reminds me of this classic Dave Chapelle stand up bit

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Queen B to jacob crim 2012/06/03 15:08:51

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LOL!!!

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Bingo's... to jacob crim 2012/06/03 15:31:23

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While commuting in NYC one morning, I was seated next to a pretty lady. She began to make noises that increased in intensity. I followed her stare and across the aisle on the Number 7 train there was a nicely dressed guy tugging the trouser trout through his pants. Impressive package, and he was looking her right in the eye. In the interest of keeping this a family oriented website, I'll stop here.

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Fran-Halen to Bingo's... 2012/06/03 16:50:23

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Leave it to you to leave the happy ending out ! : )

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Bingo's... to Fran-Halen 2012/06/04 11:48:57

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Actually, I had to get off at the next stop. I don't know if either of them got off at all!

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Amy ♥ HELL HATH NO FURY ♥ 2012/06/03 14:45:46

*Facepalm*

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maybe when she gets her next car she will know to invest in cruise control and she can get a friendly hands free device from adamneve.com or lovers lane... then she can multitask =)...

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Picasso... to Amy ♥ ... 2012/06/03 15:20:54

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What ever happened to the old fashioned way, just getting a guy to go down on her while she drives, lol

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Amy ♥ ... to Picasso... 2012/06/03 16:31:29

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there is an idea , maybe she will look you up when she gets out of jail LOL

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Freeranger to Amy ♥ ... 2012/06/03 22:05:15

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There's no substitute for the voice of experience. Share with us. ;p Perhaps this is what's meant by "mileages vary."

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Amy ♥ ... to Freeranger 2012/06/03 22:09:54

hahaha, a lady never tells her secrets ......

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Freeranger to Amy ♥ ... 2012/06/03 22:20:48

+1
We'll do lunch ;)

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Amy ♥ ... to Freeranger 2012/06/03 22:23:23

hahahaha, I still won't tell ya know....

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Freeranger to Amy ♥ ... 2012/06/04 00:14:12

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Pity, I was going to throw in hands-free driving.

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Amy ♥ ... to Freeranger 2012/06/04 00:18:49

no pity, thanks for the offer though... im sure someone else here would take u up on it...

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All American 2012/06/03 14:44:53

*Facepalm*

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Maybe she just had an itch to scratch.

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D.C. Willis 2012/06/03 14:38:18

*Facepalm*

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"Officers believed Holton was under the influence of alcohol "

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The River Rat 2012/06/03 14:37:39

*Facepalm*

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Ah, Florida, land of...

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irish -liberty or death! 2012/06/03 14:16:03

*Facepalm*

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hmm,maybe she was sniffing bath salts too,like the zombie guy? why didn't the cops arrest the people making u-turns to view the free show? are people in florida that hard up for entertainment?

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Fran-Halen to irish -... 2012/06/03 16:51:33 (edited)

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I guessing they can't miss a friggin show.

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irish -... to Fran-Halen 2012/06/04 11:58:35

LOL LOL

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robbt1 to irish -... 2012/06/03 17:26:07

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T-t-t-t-t-t-TRIPLE JOKE. HEADSHOT. FLAWLESS VICTORY.

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irish -... to robbt1 2012/06/04 11:58:56

LOL LOL thanks.

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Daughter of the Moon 2012/06/03 14:14:42

*Facepalm*

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Umm..i really have no clue what to say to that. Maybe she wasn't getting enough sex someplace..maybe she really wanted it badly..i have no clue..but whatever that is...i think we must learn from this children..DO NOT MASTURBATE IN A CAR ON THE ROAD! Do that behind closed doors in your own home...xD

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Patric to Daughte... 2012/06/04 20:46:22

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hmmm,,, something about
do not try this at home, we are trained professionals....

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Daughte... to Patric 2012/06/05 14:14:40

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xD...that might also apply

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