Who loves Chuck Norris????

Cjuck Norris is AWESOME!!!


When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV

hes an old guy who can't act very well... He's actually quite pathetic.

Nope.

Of course. Those who don't should prepare for the roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there's no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

I liked Chuck Norris before I found out about his political views and standings....Now I watch ANYTHING and Everything he is in. I read his blogs and show my support for him and his fellow conservative Hollywood conservatives. I absolutely ADORE him.....

Kinda like Clint, huh?

of course, if you have a dollar and chuck norris has a dollar, chuck norris has more money than you >:D

superman wears chuck norris pajamas
the boogieman checks his closet for chuck norris

MEEEE

No one does...........

How about, I like him! lol

lol!

LMFAO!!! haha

You know, I'm starting to like this new version of 'Kilroy was here!'.
I see Chuck Norris all over the net for avatars and gamertags...funny!
We'll need a new Icon for Chuck...here's Kilroy's.


Unfortunately I couldn't find any authentic 'Killroys'...sorry.
Still I like the new lexicon of CHUCK NORRIS!
Great Post!

there is one inaccuracy on that picture, Chuck Norris doesn't have a weakness, everybody knows that! XD

Awesome guy!

i know right? lol!

Sure.