LOL-I don't think being into design magically gives one a great figure. However, turning a grocery bag into a wedding gown sounds like something I would do.
Actually I remember years ago reading an article about paper wedding dresses. They didn't look like paper. But they were biodegradable. I would totally go for that, but I think most brides are sentimental and imagine they will keep their gowns. I held onto mine long enough to know I wasn't going to have a daughter who might want it some day. Then I gave it to charity.
Love Both of these