What's your favorite DAD-ism?

by bob Posted 2011/07/13 17:13:01

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	my house my rules	5 votes	11%
	I told you so	0 votes	0%
	Use your head! That's why it's on your shoulders	2 votes	5%
	Money doesn't grow on trees	2 votes	5%
	A little dirt never hurt anybody	0 votes	0%
	Becase I said so	4 votes	9%
	Were you raised in a barn	0 votes	0%
	My favorite DAD-ism is ....	19 votes	43%
	All of the above	1 vote	2%
	None of the above	11 votes	25%

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Brosia 2011/08/12 05:21:09

My favorite DAD-ism is ....

Don't let the kid outsmart you.

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giggity giggity 2011/07/27 18:56:48

None of the above

+3
i try to suppress any memory with my father in it

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Pele Emerging 2011/07/16 08:35:36

My favorite DAD-ism is ....

+1
My dad always told me not to procrastinate or, as he put it, "putting off until tomorrow, what you should have done yesterday."

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Old Nellie Bones 2011/07/14 21:56:01

My favorite DAD-ism is ....

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Don't believe anything you here and only half of what you see.

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Kari 2011/07/14 09:04:02

My favorite DAD-ism is ....

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Stop complaining. You could be lying naked in a ditch.

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Doc 2011/07/14 04:42:05

None of the above

+2
You can always do it yourself.

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Nam Era Vet #1 DNA TLC 2011/07/14 03:42:47

My favorite DAD-ism is ....

+3
He's dead now. But he used to say, "There isn't anything you can't come and tell me that you've done. But if you ever lie to me, you'll live to regret it."

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JanHopkins 2011/07/14 03:09:45

My favorite DAD-ism is ....

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"Beat it while your shoes are good."

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Blaze the Neko Vampire 2011/07/14 01:48:50

My favorite DAD-ism is ....

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My favorite is "Go ask your mother."

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Kat 2011/07/14 00:31:36

None of the above

+1
I don't like DAD-isms....but the one I always HATED by my father was, do as I say not as I do.

Double standards, piss me off.

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carrotcat 2011/07/14 00:10:04 (edited)

My favorite DAD-ism is ....

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"Don't sniff glue"

LOL we would get paranoid every time I would use glue.

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DFA 2011/07/13 23:46:40

My favorite DAD-ism is ....

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My favorite Dada-ism: When my dad yells this for no reason... "Dadaism is a cultural movement that began in Zurich, Switzerland, during World War I and peaked from 1916 to 1922."

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mewycg 2011/07/13 22:11:01

My favorite DAD-ism is ....

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"Knock that sh*t off, now I gotta go shoot my gun."

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Vision of Verve 2011/07/13 21:47:13
Doc to Vision ... 2011/07/14 04:43:13

+1
Lol

crybaby, lol

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Vezman 2011/07/13 20:17:14

My favorite DAD-ism is ....

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"gimme, lend-me, can-you-spare....get yourself a job!" lmao wasn't my father but it's what my father in-law used to tell his two sons.

My favorite one was, "one of these days, I'm walking out that door and I ain't coming back.......trying to prepare......rest of your life...." fill in the blanks with what ever I did or was doing wrong at that time. What was even better was when he used it on my brothers and sisters.

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Vezman to Vezman 2011/07/13 20:18:55

+2
I have three boys, and one of them always says,"well lets vote on it". To which I remind them that our house is a dictatorship....and I"m the dic. lol

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kresge 2011/07/13 19:49:20

None of the above

+1
Why ask now, you've never listened before!

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bob to kresge 2011/07/14 20:31:02

+1
I like that one

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GOD 2011/07/13 19:16:55

My favorite DAD-ism is ....

+2
Boy you have a nice head on your shoulders.Do you want me to knock it onto the floor? And my answer was always NO SIR.LMAO

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Flowers 2011/07/13 19:03:42

None of the above

+3
what dad??

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Bigbrowneyes 2011/07/13 18:51:20

My favorite DAD-ism is ....

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"Ha, who says things have to be fair?" But then again, my dad grew up in Kuwait and India so he's not the typical dad around here...

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JanHopkins to Bigbrow... 2011/07/14 03:07:37

+1
Don't bet on that kiddo. American Dads say that all the time.

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Bigbrow... to JanHopkins 2011/07/14 13:34:44

+1
Ah, progress then! He came to America being really different...my siblings and I like to joke that we've "Americanized" him. :)

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JanHopkins to Bigbrow... 2011/07/14 15:26:01

I wonder if you've changed him or if fatherhood is pretty much the same all over the world?

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Bigbrow... to JanHopkins 2011/07/14 20:06:58

Hm...

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just me 2011/07/13 18:36:10

My favorite DAD-ism is ....

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Mind your mother.

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kresge to just me 2011/07/13 19:50:46

+1
I would have liked that ~ she let us do anything! lol

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MommaCat 2011/07/13 18:21:39
just me to MommaCat 2011/07/13 18:37:20

+1
I can relate!

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MommaCat to just me 2011/07/14 09:21:19
just me to MommaCat 2011/07/14 20:09:35

+1
All decisions were made by my mom or there was hell to pay.

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MommaCat to just me 2011/07/15 09:52:00
just me to MommaCat 2011/07/15 19:52:22

+1
Oh yeah! She mellowed out at 80 when she got alzheimer's but as an only child I took care of her needs until she died.

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MommaCat to just me 2011/07/18 09:01:52
Huki68 2011/07/13 17:56:07

my house my rules

+1
yep

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gg~POTL~PWCM~JLA 2011/07/13 17:49:18

My favorite DAD-ism is ....

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I can't see through muddy water.....meant that I was standing in front of the TV.

I brought you into this world and I can take you out.....meant he was a bully (though he thought it meant he was a king).

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| KirBy | 2011/07/13 17:46:16

My favorite DAD-ism is ....

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i put you in the world i can take you out

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Anna Synyster 2011/07/13 17:46:10

my house my rules

+1
Loved his 'my house, my rules' rule lol he is a type of dad who supports tattoos, piercings and 18 year olds drinking lol.

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Razzy Ratchets 2011/07/13 17:31:00

None of the above

+5
The government lies. Build underground tunnels.

No, I am not kidding. He really thinks we should all build tunnels. I love that guy.

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