whats your BEST break up line?

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Whats your BEST break up line?

by JT Posted June 17, 2009 03:39:10

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+10 raves Maine Guy June 18, 2009 19:28:46 (edited)

You just stand right there, I'll be back.
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lazarous1967 June 18, 2009 23:50:47

There`s the door!
MegMayhem June 18, 2009 23:48:57

"I really like you, but I think we should be friends" Yeah I used that one on his birthday (I had no other choice, our friends forced us to talk about our relationship since I had been kind of avoiding him for a week)...he cried for the rest of the night. We are not friends lol
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薄情なxxMURDEROUSxxINTENTIONS June 18, 2009 23:10:28

get the fuck out of here, im done.
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uilani to 薄情なxxMU... June 20, 2009 06:41:57

THAT 1 IS EVAN BETTER THATN THE OTHER 1!!!!!!!
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***◘*♥*samantha*♥*◘*** June 18, 2009 21:37:51

where over bye?
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Axy June 18, 2009 21:37:50

It's not me, it's you, you suck sorry! :]
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bmx2884 June 18, 2009 21:14:31

It's not me it's you.
obsessed June 18, 2009 21:02:54

Listen...it's really not me...it's...you. I'm sure you understand... I mean honestly look at me, and then look at you...It can't possibly be my fault.

JK...but really "It was great, and we can always be friends." ....or not
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uilani to obsessed June 20, 2009 06:42:44

YOU ARE GOOD!!!!!!!
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Maine Guy June 18, 2009 19:28:46 (edited)

You just stand right there, I'll be back.
tomi June 18, 2009 18:25:38

im def crushing on some one else im o sorry but i dont wanna be with you maybe later
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z-Madness-z June 18, 2009 17:53:38

I've been practicing this one... *ahem* 'I'm really sorry, but I think we both know this relationship is hitting a dead end. And if we keep going we're both going to get hurt. I'm sorry, but I'm breaking up with you.' Ta da!!!
kewldewd to z-Madne... June 19, 2009 05:19:22

o wow thats a nice one
z-Madne... to kewldewd June 19, 2009 05:28:30

Why thank you! I've never got to use it though, I've never had a boyfriend.
kewldewd to z-Madne... June 19, 2009 08:40:48

wll i feel this is how my relationship is going... i know this sounds wrong, but i have a crush a this girl and becouse my and my current arnt getting along.... i want to dumb her for the girl im crushing.... is that wrong on my part.... im only asking you cuz ur a grl???
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z-Madne... to kewldewd June 19, 2009 14:24:27

Perhaps you are only asking 'cause I'm a girl. :P But you should talk to the girl your crushing on. See if you really like her. If you do, then you should end your relationship with my awesome line up there. I wouldn't recommend asking your crush out within the first few days of your break up. It'll look bad.
kewldewd to z-Madne... June 19, 2009 20:12:53

thank you.... and sry i just feel more confortable asking a grl these things....
z-Madne... to kewldewd June 19, 2009 22:56:44

It's all good. :)
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uilani to kewldewd June 20, 2009 06:44:26

i dont really get that 1 but it is fin
lee lee June 18, 2009 17:51:49

i neva want to hurt u but its over http://www1.istockphoto.com/f...
Dede June 18, 2009 16:45:27

I'm sorry. but this isn't gonna work (and walk away.)
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666 n my heart® Drowning in... June 18, 2009 15:55:51

Its over Bitch!
mikoo(: June 18, 2009 15:46:36

"im sorry, but this isn't going to work"
pigpen2917 June 18, 2009 15:16:05

Honey time for you to get out of my truck I gotta get on down the road. Works every time!
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mary June 18, 2009 14:48:19

I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU . BUT
Call me... to mary June 18, 2009 23:27:06

lol
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Dagon June 18, 2009 12:46:28

I would say," Look, I don't have time for a serious reationship right now, too much on my plate. So, I am sorry, but I can't date you anymore. It is been fun, but Soo ya."
yankeetraveler June 18, 2009 10:50:47

hey ya know something? All your friends think that you are a great person and you have even told me so yourself. But you're not great for me. I don't hang out with people that tell me how great they are, and put their friends up to doing the same. So if you'd just stop begging me not to break up with that would be great........Suck it up!!!.........Wipe your friggen tears!!!!!!!! You knew this was coming........!!!!! You're horrible in bed!!!! You're not as clean as I'd thought you'd be!!!! Your family sucks!!!

Ok so after all this stuff goes through my head on what to say or how to say it............I usually don't............I become standoffish and let them break up with me unless it is really a serious issue.......like lying, cheating, or stealing........and then it's cut and dry.......seeeeeeee yaaaaaaa!!!
BulldogPrideBandNerd J&J June 18, 2009 09:38:06 (edited)

I don't want you, I want who i thought you were. Since you're not that person, See ya Never
Jayna~It's The Opheliac In Me June 18, 2009 06:06:18

It's far from the best, but I always say "I hope we can still be friends."
JivinGene in da hizz-ouse! June 18, 2009 05:38:21
~Zoey Redbird. Proud leader... June 18, 2009 04:35:04

halfway smile and say i cant do this anymore.enough pretending. i dont want you. look at them one last time and walk away
XBlackXParadXchickX June 18, 2009 04:02:58

I'm sorry but I can't do this n e more can we still b friends thow ( then give him a half smirk) :/
smokeydog916 June 18, 2009 03:43:41

i found the weed under my bed agin get your ass out or that cute ass is grass lol!
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shinigaby June 18, 2009 02:25:18

I don't really have to say anything. Just a henna tatto like this is my arm and a prostitute in the closet ends it pretty efficiently for me.
brotherplease June 18, 2009 02:04:19

"last night I ate your tampon " -
KStew Biggest Fan June 18, 2009 01:58:31

Hey im sorry, but I dont think its working out between us. We are two different people, I want someone who is like me so I feel comfortable being myself around them im sorry.
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Insomniac Sweetheart June 18, 2009 01:28:34 (edited)

'I'm not not going to say it's not you it's me. it's both of us. i don't feel the same anymore and i wish you the best. now get your crazy ass away from me.'
EmeraldVampirePrincess June 18, 2009 01:11:50

I had a great time being with you... but you know, people change and i think that its time we go seperate ways.
Joves the Instigator June 18, 2009 00:56:56

This isnt working out so bye. I like to be short and sweet about it.