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What's Wrong With A Chinese Hymen?

For reasons best known to themselves, though probably having to do with the obsessive valuing of female virginity, the Chinese have been creating fake hymens for years. These hymens allow young ladies to trick their husbands, boyfriends or one imagines, clients, into thinking that they are the very first men to dance the ancient dance of intimate congress with the woman in question.

It makes sense. Fake hymens have been all the rage since hymens were invented. Because many backwards cultures regard women as property and consider fertility something which must be controlled by men, yet they generally tolerate promiscuity among men, there have never been enough hymens to go around. Ancient tricks like keeping a small vial of blood under the bed in order to fake the bloodletting of the breaking of the hymen have been about for centuries, and in more recent times, hymen reconstruction surgery has allowed women to experience all the joys of having delicate tissues torn open more than once. Katie Price aka Jordan had the procedure done as a present to then husband, Peter Andre.

Chinese innovation has meant that you no longer have to go under the knife to pretend to be a virgin. For just $15 you can purchase a thin sheet of plastic that goes inside the woman's vaginal canal and contains a little pocket of blood like material which ruptures upon impact and proclaims the user to be a woman of innovation, if not virtue.

In the West, virginity is no longer so highly prized, in fact, many sadly see it as a burden. However I would rather have virginity seen as an unfortunate burden than a requirement for living as is the case for many Muslim women. It's sad when a teenage girl or guy has sex because 'everyone else is doing it', but it's sadder when a woman is buried up to the neck and stoned to death because she had intercourse outside of marriage.

In a culture where honor killings are routinely conducted and rarely punished, one might think that forward thinking officials would welcome devices which will quite certainly save lives. This has not been the case. Scholars (in the Islamic world, often another word for 'hardline religious nuts') have been especially incensed by the product, with one prominent scholar, Abdel Moati Bayoumi saying, "This product encourages illicit sexual relations. Islamic culture forbids these relations except within the confines of marriage.”

His hypocrisy is intense, but it becomes more pronounced when you realize that many Islamic nations permit temporary marriages of a few hours in order for men and women to be able to mate then walk away with pure souls, though broken hymens.

The real kicker here, aside from all the abuse and killing is the underlying belief that if you don't threaten women with death if they have premarital relations, they'll just go nuts with lust and the entire country will degrade into an orgy. This is truly how the Muslim world sees women. It is no accident that the Arabic word for 'beautiful woman', fitna, is also the word for 'chaos.' Islam fears women and treats its men like little children with no self control. It's insulting for men and lethal for women.

Sources:

Fake Hymens

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/oct/28/artificia...

http://www.zonaeuropa.com/20051012_1.htm

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/10/05/world/main5364468.s...

Honor Killings

http://www.honorkillings.org/

http://vitalvoicesonline.org/blog/2009/07/30/unfpa-5000-women...
httpwww cbsnews comstories20091005worldmain5364468 honor killings httpwww honorkillings org httpvitalvoicesonline orgblog20090730unfpa-5000-women
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  • goodnews July 13, 2010 16:35:47
    goodnews
    +2
    Actually it is not only muslims. It is Arabs in general. Don't forget the Indians and many other cultures as well. You are being racist here.
    One more thing. The world "fitna" means chaos. It is different from the world "Fatina" which means beautiful women. They are two different words with two different spellings and two different meanings and they are not even derived from each other.

    Have a good one

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  • against retarded minds July 21, 2010 00:17:56
    against retarded minds
    yea goodnews im with u in this its nt nt only muslims its in arabs in genral and sm other cultures
  • goodnews July 13, 2010 16:35:47
    goodnews
    +2
    Actually it is not only muslims. It is Arabs in general. Don't forget the Indians and many other cultures as well. You are being racist here.
    One more thing. The world "fitna" means chaos. It is different from the world "Fatina" which means beautiful women. They are two different words with two different spellings and two different meanings and they are not even derived from each other.

    Have a good one
  • against retarded minds June 25, 2010 18:50:17
    against retarded minds
    +1
    igot ur point bt believe me its nt abt religions and its nt abt islam its abt society arab society which always put men and thur needs first and ignore men they dont even believe in women abilties like idont knoe its really sad bad and frustrated and again its nt abt relgions its abt arab society aint no matter wht thur religion is
  • shantal November 19, 2009 09:59:57
    shantal
    Somewhere in the far east, there are countries that still have elements of shame. This lost concept in western civilization is something that historians believe disappeared sometime between the Summer of Love and the opening of Studio 54.
  • shantal November 19, 2009 09:22:31
    shantal
    i've just passed through the lines of both the article & then the comments , the discussion was redirected to islam & bla , think it's not about islam it's about the hymen chinese are no muslims but still are conservative , like europe was back in time & as the bible says when people were still following & i guess muslims will reach that stage in the coming century so ?
  • dogs voice November 12, 2009 18:57:10
    dogs voice
    +1
    Where in WalMart are these located? Personal Hygiene aisle? I can have a new one every night for the low WalMart price of $15. Got a coupon with that??
  • Anti-Con dogs voice November 13, 2009 18:05:47
    Anti-Con
    Gay guys can put them in their anus.
  • dogs voice Anti-Con November 13, 2009 20:07:55
    dogs voice
    If that is what flaots your boat. Not mine.
  • Anti-Con dogs voice November 13, 2009 20:09:19
    Anti-Con
    lol! I'm just saying.
  • dogs voice Anti-Con November 13, 2009 20:22:14
    dogs voice
    Yeah, so am I. Not my cup o' tea, but like I said, if that is what floats your boat. I guess if this is somehting that important to some then I guess it is a good thing, but personally, I really see no major difference. I'd rather have a bit of experience instead of having to tell her all of what to do, so I will go for the older ones who have already been "broken in". Something to be said for experience.
  • Anti-Con dogs voice November 13, 2009 20:34:20
    Anti-Con
    What about older ones who haven't?
  • dogs voice Anti-Con November 13, 2009 20:40:35
    dogs voice
    Have not met any.
  • Anti-Con dogs voice November 13, 2009 21:17:14
    Anti-Con
    I was a virgin my first time.
  • dogs voice Anti-Con November 16, 2009 11:03:42
    dogs voice
    And you were how old? 17 for me.
  • Anti-Con dogs voice November 16, 2009 16:25:59
  • Iamthetruemichael November 12, 2009 04:11:22
    Iamthetruemichael
    The reason Islam treats men like children without self control and women like meaningless property is simple. Muhammad was a child with no self control who treated women like meaningless property.

    Nowadays we don't call them prophets, we call them misogynist sociopaths.
  • Yume Supernova *~Never Forg... November 12, 2009 01:29:01
    Yume Supernova *~Never Forget How to Dream!~* God Bless America
    +1
    That's one of many reasons Islam creeps me right the frick out (as it should any free woman living in the free world). I don't want their Sharia law coming over here... oh wait, IT'S ALREADY HAPPENED!
  • GOODBYE SODAHEAD November 11, 2009 21:16:11
    GOODBYE SODAHEAD
    +3
    Are your blogs all going to be this stupid? I see a trend already.
  • A SOCK ... GOODBYE... November 11, 2009 23:31:33
    A SOCK PUPPET
    +3
    Are your comments on her blogs all going to be this stupid? I see a trend already.
  • GOODBYE... A SOCK ... November 12, 2009 01:06:34
    GOODBYE SODAHEAD
    Yeh...You are right. This is a real cutting edge story. What was I thinking!? yeh real cutting edge story thinking

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