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What's Worse: Muscle Leggings, Fake Tan Tights or Scratch-and-Sniff Jeans?

SodaHead Living 2012/02/10 23:13:04
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Thanks to The Frisky, we are now aware of these "Muscles Leggings" from Black Milk Clothing, meant to look like the human body … without any skin. $75 too look like a corpse? No, thank you!

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But these Skin Kiss fake tan tights, meant to make you look like Snooki from the waist down, may be even weirder. No, ladies and gentlemen, those aren't just bare legs. This model is actually wearing fake tan tights!
Somehow, the makers claim that these tights (available at Tightsplease.co.uk) are able to give you a "perfect" fake tan in less than two hours.

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And finally, we bring you scratch-and-sniff jeans. Naked & Famous Denim recently released their newest line of jeans for men. According to Today.com, the denim is coated with raspberry perfume which is released as men scratch at it. The price for the privilege? $150.

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"We just like making fun and special products that make our customers smile," founder and designer Brandon Svarc told TODAY.com. "We are the crazy Canadian denim nerds and love coming up with innovative and strange denim fabrics!" The scent lasts about five wearings ... assuming you wash them every time! "Many of our male customers don’t wash their jeans very often anyways. In fact, some 'denimheads' don’t ever wash their jeans at all," Svarc said. So, which legwear trend creeps you out the most?
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  • Dave0626 2012/02/11 08:28:40
    Fake tan tights
    Dave0626
    +2
    The 'Fake Tan tights', I can live with...the other two ...rather disturbing.
  • MOMMA THOMAS 2012/02/11 07:39:19
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    MOMMA THOMAS
    DEPENDS ON WHERE THEY'RE SCRATCHING! ..GREAT GRANDMA
  • barby k... MOMMA T... 2012/02/11 12:54:15
    barby karring
    Lol' ha ha ha ha ;-))
  • MOMMA T... 2012/07/11 11:53:14
    +3
    ha-ha so true!
  • Little Fawn 2012/02/11 07:11:14
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    Little Fawn
    I wish there was an all of the above answer. All of these are ridiculous.
  • TheMadChameleon 2012/02/11 06:54:35
    Muscle leggings
    TheMadChameleon
    +1
    Though somehow I could still see myself finding them awesome in a creepy way. I don't like the idea of fake tan tights either. The jeans sound funny though!
  • runningintriangles 2012/02/11 06:49:28
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    runningintriangles
    +1
    The muscle leggings are great for halloween.
    The fake tan tights don't look like tights.
    The scratch and sniff jeans... that's just icky.
  • barby k... running... 2012/02/11 13:32:09
    barby karring
    I am thinking that the scratch area on the jeans are in a respectable spot; as on the front of the lower thigh or just slightly above the knee. At least that would. Be the most acceptable area on the pants; anywhere else would be just plain crunchy and stupidly placed.
  • I <3 SuFin 2012/02/11 06:48:44
    Muscle leggings
    I <3 SuFin
    gross
  • M and Emma 2012/02/11 06:04:27
    Muscle leggings
    M and Emma
    Incredibly disturbing. That's what you wear to scare little kids walking on the streets... hahahaha
  • Jeh 2012/02/11 06:03:58 (edited)
    Muscle leggings
    Jeh
    Who really wants to look like the latest incarnation of Madonna?
  • NoobGotPowned 2012/02/11 05:15:10
    Fake tan tights
    NoobGotPowned
  • M and Emma NoobGot... 2012/02/11 06:05:31
    M and Emma
    +4
    I guess they just wanted to scare the crap out of everybody...
  • barby k... NoobGot... 2012/02/11 13:38:57
    barby karring
    +1
    Incredibly they don't shock me as much as the muscle leggings'
  • smitty NoobGot... 2012/02/11 14:54:28
    smitty
    +5
    Now I will be disturbed for the rest of the day.
  • I<3Edward NoobGot... 2012/02/11 21:40:14
    I<3Edward
    +4
    lol...i totally wouldn't be able to hold back a laugh if I saw that. I'm so embarrased for her. Do you think someone should have said something to her? omg...
  • Corsair NoobGot... 2012/02/12 09:10:51
    Corsair
    +3
    Lowe's?? Really?? Would have figured it was Wal-Mart.
  • Waiting... NoobGot... 2012/02/12 22:08:21
    Waiting in the Wings
    +2
    When I first saw this pic I thought she was naked behind the counter, then I noticed that she was black. That's not attractive in anyone.
  • Jill NoobGot... 2012/02/13 15:01:33
    Jill
    +1
    There are certain cases when a dress code really is an amazingly good thing for the world.
  • Rod NoobGot... 2012/02/13 17:23:41
    Rod
    +1
    This is, of course, fake. Well done!
  • dv NoobGot... 2012/02/14 01:44:55
    dv
    +1
    Omg that's disgusting
  • Gloria NoobGot... 2012/02/16 00:57:41
    Gloria
    +1
    Walmart alert!
  • NoobGot... Gloria 2012/02/16 06:04:31
    NoobGotPowned
    +1
    Actually that's at Lowe's. Let's build something. No need for pants just build it.
  • Avril Lavigne 2012/02/11 04:57:12
    Muscle leggings
    Avril Lavigne
    Uumm... I hate this thing!! :D
  • Aly Hart 2012/02/11 04:50:23
    Muscle leggings
    Aly Hart
    +1
    Maybe the scratch-n-sniff jeans might be useful for guys with smelly nether regions.
  • sash 2012/02/11 04:44:24
    Muscle leggings
    sash
    They are all hideous. The leggings actually give you a fake tan, then you take them off..Ummm, why not just put on self tanner?
  • Spinmetillifall 2012/02/11 04:39:31
    Muscle leggings
    Spinmetillifall
    All of the above just scream fashion don't and no-way-in-hell.
  • Jessica 2012/02/11 04:36:19
    Muscle leggings
    Jessica
    Fake tans aren't too bad. The jeans? Thats just strange. But these muscle leggings? These are wayyy creepy. Eww.
  • Omni 2012/02/11 04:27:51
  • Kiki,Pixie,Worm 2012/02/11 04:12:02
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    Kiki,Pixie,Worm
    I only think so because if you wanted you could just grab a bottle of perfume/cologne and spray it all over your pants xD It is not that hard :P
  • Omni Kiki,Pi... 2012/02/11 04:28:51 (edited)
    Omni
    +2
    Yeah, but then it's permanent. Scratch and sniff is only when you want dat smell. And what perfume smells like raspberries? <3 Every perfume I've smelled on a girl smells disgusting, and nothing like raspberries. Like, seriously. I WANT YOU BITCHES TO SMELL LIKE RASPBERRIES!
  • Kiki,Pi... Omni 2012/02/11 05:58:59
    Kiki,Pixie,Worm
    +1
    Yeah to me some of the smells of perfumes are just intoxicating xD Really it is disgusting :P I think they should make a perfume that is really only made of a fruit :P. I like raspberries to though they are my favorite fruit xD. You got a point on the permanent thing though :P
  • smitty Omni 2012/02/11 14:55:45
    smitty
    +2
    Permanent? No one washes their jeans anymore?
  • Omni smitty 2012/02/11 19:16:45 (edited)
    Omni
    +1
    Oh gawd D'X
  • retrograve smitty 2012/02/11 21:11:30
    retrograve
    +1
    Smitty, you read my mind. And if you don't wash them then you got a pair of jeans that smell like rampant ass and raspberry...
  • JCLadybug 2012/02/11 04:05:03
    Muscle leggings
    JCLadybug
    I like them all in a weird way.

    The muscle leggings are cool from a science nerd point of view....or to tell guys off for wishing x-ray vision. Ha.

    The tan leggings see maybe useful....or avoid way to make fun of Snooki.

    Lastly the scratch and sniff jeans crack me up. I can just imagine being able to tell how often a guy adjusts himself based on hom much he smalls like raspberries....too funny.
  • lolitalovely 2012/02/11 03:36:21
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    lolitalovely
    +1
    I actually like the muscle tights. They'd make a great way to do a project related to muscles. scratch and sniff would lose the smell after one wash.
  • Monster... lolital... 2012/02/11 03:46:48
    Monster Claws
    +2
    Yeah i once had a hoodie that smelled like hot chocolate but it lost it smell after you washed it (but the hoodie is still awesome and didnt cost 150$)
  • Lilymoon 2012/02/11 03:17:56
    Muscle leggings
    Lilymoon
    +3
    Muscle leggings that you can scratch and sniff to smell raw meat. Hopefully your wearing your running shoes, to out run the wild pack of dogs.
  • Omni Lilymoon 2012/02/11 04:30:26
    Omni
    +3
    Fight them like a man!

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