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What's Worse: Muscle Leggings, Fake Tan Tights or Scratch-and-Sniff Jeans?

SodaHead Living 2012/02/10 23:13:04
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Thanks to The Frisky, we are now aware of these "Muscles Leggings" from Black Milk Clothing, meant to look like the human body … without any skin. $75 too look like a corpse? No, thank you!

muscle leggings

But these Skin Kiss fake tan tights, meant to make you look like Snooki from the waist down, may be even weirder. No, ladies and gentlemen, those aren't just bare legs. This model is actually wearing fake tan tights!
Somehow, the makers claim that these tights (available at Tightsplease.co.uk) are able to give you a "perfect" fake tan in less than two hours.

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And finally, we bring you scratch-and-sniff jeans. Naked & Famous Denim recently released their newest line of jeans for men. According to Today.com, the denim is coated with raspberry perfume which is released as men scratch at it. The price for the privilege? $150.

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"We just like making fun and special products that make our customers smile," founder and designer Brandon Svarc told TODAY.com. "We are the crazy Canadian denim nerds and love coming up with innovative and strange denim fabrics!" The scent lasts about five wearings ... assuming you wash them every time! "Many of our male customers don’t wash their jeans very often anyways. In fact, some 'denimheads' don’t ever wash their jeans at all," Svarc said. So, which legwear trend creeps you out the most?
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  • FrancheskahMae:) 2012/02/12 01:18:32
    Muscle leggings
    FrancheskahMae:)
    +2
    okay that's just.. strange..
  • ♥K14 2012/02/11 23:55:30
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    ♥K14
    +1
    I quite like the Muscle Leggings...
  • erectimus_prime 2012/02/11 23:14:37
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    erectimus_prime
    +1
    and fake tan tights, too.
    i kind of like the muscle leggings, lol.
  • no one here 2012/02/11 22:31:20
    Muscle leggings
    no one here
    Scratch and sniff sounds cool
  • Walks_on_Clouds 2012/02/11 22:18:10
    Muscle leggings
    Walks_on_Clouds
    +3
    Creepy.
  • Medulla Oblongata 2012/02/11 22:03:44
    Muscle leggings
    Medulla Oblongata
    The fake-tan tights actually look... well, good. Judging by that picture, you can't even tell she's wearing tights, but I know that's not the case for everyone else. The scratch-and-sniff jeans just look like regular jeans, but I don't know who'd even want to get all up close and personal with a man's legs just to sniff his jeans. Wouldn't his natural scent eventually take over? The muscle leggings are just beyond tacky.
  • amcsquizzy 2012/02/11 21:33:46
    Muscle leggings
    amcsquizzy
    +2
    fake tan tights probably work out better for your health (not pumping uv light into your skin) or putting chemicals on yourself, scratch and sniff jeans just look like normal jeans but with a nice smell but the legglings just look weird
  • OneLastWord 2012/02/11 20:58:13 (edited)
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    OneLastWord
    +2
    WTF ?
    Can't we just get stright jackets for these people, or maybe good drugs?
  • Tony 2012/02/11 20:15:50
    Muscle leggings
    Tony
    +3
    It only worked when he did it....

    worked
  • janet Tony 2012/02/12 10:21:21
    janet
    +1
    OMG! I so remember this guy, my kids truly enjoyed his show.
  • Jackie G - Poker Playing Pa... 2012/02/11 19:51:44
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    Jackie G - Poker Playing Patriot
    The muscles ones are disgusting too
  • Amy.[: 2012/02/11 19:32:04
    Muscle leggings
    Amy.[:
    oh my lord..
  • OriiG 2012/02/11 19:15:04
    Muscle leggings
    OriiG
    +1
    muscle leggings O.O horrible
  • Missydynamite 2012/02/11 18:47:48
    Muscle leggings
    Missydynamite
    Ieeeeuw
  • Inquisitve Kat 2012/02/11 18:27:09
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    Inquisitve Kat
    +5
    I've seen worse, though (scratch and sniff thongs).
  • LesMise... Inquisi... 2012/02/12 02:14:45
    LesMiserables
    +3
    Eeewwwwww who wants to scratch that ??? =P
  • hari 2012/02/11 18:20:49
    Muscle leggings
    hari
    comparatively good
  • architectDESIGNERia 2012/02/11 18:15:48 (edited)
    Muscle leggings
    architectDESIGNERia
    +2
    Those are so crazy looking. Haha! And the concept of scratch and sniff jeans are questionable, your nose shouldn't be anywhere around my pants, so there's no invitation. I usually don't like tanning, but the fake tan is a healthier option than a real one. Too many times I've tried something and it's backfired on me.. Live & learn!! Lol
  • Tree-Hugger 2012/02/11 17:51:50
    Muscle leggings
    Tree-Hugger
    They are disgusting !
  • Aspect of B 2012/02/11 17:11:59
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    Aspect of B
    +4
    I think the muscle leggings are pretty cool. >.>
  • Sam LeFay 2012/02/11 17:11:24
    Fake tan tights
    Sam LeFay
    +1
    Whaaa, I wanted to click muscle leggings.
    The fake tan tights are awesome.
  • brittneylalaa 2012/02/11 17:02:19
    Fake tan tights
    brittneylalaa
    +2
    But what about the rest of the body?
  • OneLast... brittne... 2012/02/11 21:00:48
    OneLastWord
    Hun ?
  • Sue MacDonald Kyak 2012/02/11 16:19:52
    Muscle leggings
    Sue MacDonald Kyak
    +3
    I really wish there was an "all of the above" option here.
  • fairiefang -annoying fashio... 2012/02/11 15:29:39
    Fake tan tights
    fairiefang -annoying fashion snobs everywhere-
    +2
    Anything to do with tans. The jeans aren't as dumb as real tanning, but I was never a big fan of the tan look anyway.

    The muscle leggings are awesome! I want a pair! They would go well with my zombie shirt. I even have jeans with fake leg bones on them. Love that kind of stuff.
  • bluelady 2012/02/11 15:22:03
    Muscle leggings
    bluelady
    +1
    OMG and you just KNOW you will see some 300 lber walking Walmart in them,draggin three screaming kids
  • smitty 2012/02/11 14:52:38
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    smitty
    +3
    Haha! Hahaha!

    Sorry ladies I just farted let me scratch myself! This made my day!

    rofl
  • Aspect ... smitty 2012/02/11 21:42:11
    Aspect of B
    +1
    And that picture made mine. :P

    Even though you get mounts at lvl 20 now. >.>
  • smitty Aspect ... 2012/02/13 14:33:25 (edited)
    smitty
    +1
    Ha! Dang I missed out on my mount and I am 50. I get whatever the wife tells to mount.

    For you my friend!

    ha dang missed mount 50 wife mount friend
  • Aspect ... smitty 2012/02/13 21:16:29
    Aspect of B
    +1
    A thousand raves for you! :D
  • smitty Aspect ... 2012/02/13 22:02:45
    smitty
    +1
    A little smile goes a long way. Be good..
  • AN 2012/02/11 14:22:08
    Muscle leggings
    AN
    that's straight ugly!
  • barby karring 2012/02/11 12:29:20
    Muscle leggings
    barby karring
    What the Hell!!! Muscle leggings?
    Who wears them?
  • LesMise... barby k... 2012/02/12 02:16:30
    LesMiserables
    Me
  • barby k... LesMise... 2012/02/13 08:19:22
    barby karring
    What do they look like on?
  • LesMise... barby k... 2012/02/14 01:34:28
    LesMiserables
    Kinda gross, but really cool. o.o
  • kimlyn 2012/02/11 10:05:41
    Fake tan tights
    kimlyn
    +1
    I'm quite a fan of the other two^^
  • Wanderer 2012/02/11 09:41:44
    Muscle leggings
    Wanderer
    Fake tan I could handle,scratch n sniff jeans well they're just jeans until you actually scratch them,but those disgusting things in the pic,blech! they look awful,why would anyone want to look like they had their skin ripped off.
  • LesMise... Wanderer 2012/02/12 02:17:21
    LesMiserables
    Going skinless is all the rage!!!!
  • ♥Gabs1697♥ 2012/02/11 08:45:36
    Muscle leggings
    ♥Gabs1697♥
    Gross!!!

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