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What's Worse: Muscle Leggings, Fake Tan Tights or Scratch-and-Sniff Jeans?

SodaHead Living 2012/02/10 23:13:04
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Thanks to The Frisky, we are now aware of these "Muscles Leggings" from Black Milk Clothing, meant to look like the human body … without any skin. $75 too look like a corpse? No, thank you!

muscle leggings

But these Skin Kiss fake tan tights, meant to make you look like Snooki from the waist down, may be even weirder. No, ladies and gentlemen, those aren't just bare legs. This model is actually wearing fake tan tights!
Somehow, the makers claim that these tights (available at Tightsplease.co.uk) are able to give you a "perfect" fake tan in less than two hours.

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And finally, we bring you scratch-and-sniff jeans. Naked & Famous Denim recently released their newest line of jeans for men. According to Today.com, the denim is coated with raspberry perfume which is released as men scratch at it. The price for the privilege? $150.

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"We just like making fun and special products that make our customers smile," founder and designer Brandon Svarc told TODAY.com. "We are the crazy Canadian denim nerds and love coming up with innovative and strange denim fabrics!" The scent lasts about five wearings ... assuming you wash them every time! "Many of our male customers don’t wash their jeans very often anyways. In fact, some 'denimheads' don’t ever wash their jeans at all," Svarc said. So, which legwear trend creeps you out the most?
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  • cassandra 2012/07/27 00:59:53
    Muscle leggings
    cassandra
    it remainds me on a pork when you look at it's muscle. it's just awful.
  • S123 2012/05/11 04:34:39
    Muscle leggings
    S123
    Although, they would be good for a Halloween costume...
  • Rubyking 2012/03/30 21:19:24
    Muscle leggings
    Rubyking
    eww
  • Margaret Jacobson 2012/03/01 22:09:42
    Muscle leggings
    Margaret Jacobson
    sounds weird just like fake tan and scratch and sniff.......I wonder what scents they come in (scratch and sniff???)
  • S123 Margare... 2012/05/11 04:37:14
    S123
    It says they are coated with raspberry perfume.
  • Kezzi Rose Lavigne Biersack 2012/02/24 09:41:43
    Muscle leggings
    Kezzi Rose Lavigne Biersack
    WTH
  • Gymgurl1234 2012/02/24 03:07:03
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    Gymgurl1234
    i just had to pick one, But I think they are all stupid. Jeans aren't wrath $150, Muscle leggings are just plain stupid, and the fake tan tights... Your arms wouldn't look tan!
  • stevie.luplow 2012/02/22 02:44:33
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    stevie.luplow
    When you wash them...I'm sure the smell wears off and they become regular jeans...which are never worth $150
  • tywon.smith 2012/02/20 14:59:54
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    tywon.smith
    So what do u sniff after you scratch? besides that where do you scratch? LOL!
  • MissGates 2012/02/18 18:32:42
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    MissGates
    Really? -___-"
  • Dax 2012/02/18 16:36:33
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    Dax
    those muscle leggings are damn cool!
  • alyce medrano 2012/02/18 14:37:20
    Muscle leggings
    alyce medrano
    Lol...
  • Midnightblue 2012/02/18 08:26:09
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    Midnightblue
    +1
    Just so you know the Fake tan tights apply fack tan to your legs while you wear them, they aren't actually tights that look like a fake tan.
    And personally I think the muscell tights would make an awesome part of a zombie costume.
    But scrathch and sniff jeans is pretty silly.
  • S123 Midnigh... 2012/05/11 04:40:25
    S123
    I said the same thing about the muscle tights, good for a Halloween costume.
  • GirlyGirl™ 2012/02/17 18:26:36
    Muscle leggings
    GirlyGirl™
    +2
    No thanks to all three.

    i do not wish to
  • katt 2012/02/16 05:45:21
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    katt
    that sounds so gross
  • Natasha 2012/02/15 06:49:52
    Muscle leggings
    Natasha
    No affence, but I think all!
  • Bill 2012/02/15 01:38:45
    Muscle leggings
    Bill
    +2
    all of these are terrible ideas.....please!
  • Blood Bathed Angel 2012/02/14 22:06:16
    Muscle leggings
    Blood Bathed Angel
    +2
    Lmfao just...wow, wtf. XD
  • Robert 2012/02/14 03:54:49
    Muscle leggings
    Robert
    Not the dumbest thing I have ever seen but very close. How about send them to some of our current people in politics. They would probably vote yes they like them which would fit how they vote on other "important" items.
  • Fashionable60s 2012/02/14 03:34:45
    Muscle leggings
    Fashionable60s
    Actually all three are gross and over the top. Who wants to sniff anybody's hand after he scratched himself? Eww. This has to be the next worst. About the fake tan tights? Who would be visually challenged not to notice the difference between real skin and a pair of tights?
  • Skye 2012/02/14 02:05:07
  • Royo 2012/02/14 02:00:55
    Muscle leggings
    Royo
    +1
    The tan tights are funny, the scratch and sniff jeans have potential, but the muscle jeans? Really? It's great if you want to look like you made Lady Gaga's meat dress into pants.
  • S123 Royo 2012/05/11 04:44:37
    S123
    I wonder if Lady Gaga will buy them...
  • dv 2012/02/14 01:43:42
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    dv
    +1
    All of them!!
  • ShamshirMkII 2012/02/14 01:07:48
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    ShamshirMkII
    I wish I could vote for all three. They're all bad ideas from the start!
  • NinjaRebecca 2012/02/14 00:33:54
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    NinjaRebecca
    +1
    Who wants to see some creeper scratch his crotch, then tell you to sniff?
  • Rebecca 2012/02/14 00:25:16
    Muscle leggings
    Rebecca
    IS THERE AN ALL OF THE ABOVE OPTION??? these are even worse then feather earrings. -.-
  • Madi 2012/02/14 00:19:03
    Muscle leggings
    Madi
    Eww. The scratch and sniff jeans actually look like pretty cute guys jeans :)
  • Izzy! 2012/02/13 23:37:16
    Muscle leggings
    Izzy!
    +1
    Ugh. Just UGH.
  • Tennessee3501 2012/02/13 22:38:52
    Muscle leggings
    Tennessee3501
    I voted muscle leggings to comment, but they all look terrible to me!
  • Cityrat 2012/02/13 22:28:57
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    Cityrat
    +2
    My motto is "I love Lycra". The man's mind has an automatic filter that tries to tell his brain what a girl looks like naked. The tan tights make it easy PLUS improve the skin quality of many women. I'm neutral on the muscle leggings but the thought of some youth not bathing, not washing his clothes, sleeping in the same jeans and then having to endure whiffs of his raspberry odored ass in the Walmart line did it for me!
  • Mrs. Kathy Arch 2012/02/13 21:54:22
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    Mrs. Kathy Arch
    +1
    They all sound very wrong.
  • May Sam 2012/02/13 21:42:57
    Fake tan tights
    May Sam
    +3
    i thought the muscle leggings actually looked really cool O.o
  • Akes88 2012/02/13 21:10:00
    Scratch-and-sniff jeans
    Akes88
    They're all weird, but at least the muscle leggings r quirky and the tan tights serve a purpose that some might want. the jeans just seem stupid. they only come in one scent according 2 this and they wont last all that long any way
  • dzzshadz 2012/02/13 20:36:39 (edited)
    Fake tan tights
    dzzshadz
    Scratch and sniff jeans could be fun on a women.
  • El Prez 2012/02/13 20:28:31
    Muscle leggings
    El Prez
    All of them are the clothing industry's effort to make you buy more stuff you don't need.
  • Z-Wolf 2012/02/13 20:25:56
    Fake tan tights
    Z-Wolf
    I hate how silly I look when I do a double take!
  • OurJewelryClub 2012/02/13 20:04:01
    Muscle leggings
    OurJewelryClub
    Like I want someone to see my labia muscles! Disgusting!
  • Deborah Donnison 2012/02/13 19:54:13
    Muscle leggings
    Deborah Donnison
    +3
    Can't I pick "ALL OF THE ABOVE" ? :)

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