What's the worst injury you have ever recieved?

I broke my front tooth in half

probably when I broke my arm, that was the most painful, especially since I stayed without a cast for two days....but once I cut my finger by accident, and that was gross and bloody and I have a scar, but it didn't hurt nearly as much

Ooh. That sounds like it hurts.

A blast injury that resulted in the traumatic amputation of my right thumb.

I won't say my WORST injury, it's too embarrasing, but I'll tell you my second worst: i was washing dishes when the glass I was washing broke in two and I slit my fingers on it. At first nothing happened, other than that it was painful,then I started bleeding all over the dishes, then i went to get a paper towel and I pled all over the counter, then after I had soaked through two paper towels I got my mom and brother and they laid me down on the couch with my hand raised and I had flesh hanging out of the wounds and my mom and brother dressed my wounds and got me medicine. I didn't scream or cry the whole time and I didn't need stitches, and even though it has healed I can't feel anything now where the cut was.

so far the worst is when i cracked my head open... i feel like there will be worse ones later in life

I accidentally cut a deep gash into my finger with a steak knife when I was about seven years old. I still have the scar, but it's just barely visible.

got hit in the face with a garden shovel. i have an awesome scar now right below my right eye. i almost lost my eye too.

or

when i fell of a bed and onto a nightstand damaging my left kidney and fracturing my left elbow.

broken ribs and some cuts.

Only scrapes and bruises.

I have been shot, stabbed and cut, pick one

Died.
...bitches.

that MUST have been pretty serious....I can't imagine. lol

OH NO!! what happened?

Tried to wack an atomic bomb away with my penis. Instead of hitting it on the side, i hit it on the tip,and it exploded.

And how would you do that... I really don't know why you would be that stupid.

Well,see it was coming towards a cute panda village,and i wack all kinds of stuff with mah peenus,so i figured, I'll just wack it away before it hits the ground.

The pandas are fine,though.

Whack it with your hand, genius. Or a heavy lead-lined piece of machinery.

" a heavy lead-lined piece of machinery."
my penis just so happened to be lined with lead that day.
and my hands were sore from catching bullets.

Damn, what an interesting life you lead.

[modest mode]
Oh it's nothing,really. I barely did anything. I'm just an average guy.

Yes, sure you are. We all go naked and run around in the streets. That's just what normal people do.

Meh.I die all the time.
No big whoop.

Well. So do I, but I die painfully. MYEHHHH

lol The technique is to snap your neck before you start feeling the pain.
Works like a charm.

I know, but sometimes they're accidents. Like the time a piano fell out of a window while I was walking my dog, and the other time when I fell into a vat of hydrochloric acid. Stupid janitor missed a puddle.

ah. Gotta stay on the lookout for those H2so4 vats. ;)

LOL.

Took a gold club to the head, Doctor said that that I was struck a inch away from death.

AK-47 round. right lung..1968

Lost my head over a woman.

If you did, how did you post this opinion?

Magic.

So, you're headless? OOH. COOL.

Broke the tip of my heel of and it cut my Achilles tendon

Broke my finger by having it slammed in a door hinge

sprained ankle