What the hek is a "Sloppy Joe"!?

by Vampire121 Posted 2011/04/26 19:26:09

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I've heard people say sloppy joe in TV shows and cartoons and stuff but I have no idea what one is (and it sounds disgusting!) so anybody out there gonna help me out?

Eggplant 2011/04/26 19:45:25

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The sloppy joe is a delicacy. The cows are specially breed to be sloppy joe cows. In America, there are special farms, called sloppy farms, that raise sloppy cows. The sloppy cows are different than other cows. They arn't your average joe cow, they are sloppy joe cows. They are extra tasty and extra sloppy. The sloppy cows are taken to special building that show movies, these movies are so happy that the sloppy cows sob uncontrollably. The tears are collected, sloppily, and canned for the special sloppy joe sauce. It's a magical process, really.
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James 2011/04/27 05:56:32

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If you think that's interesting, come to Chicago for some delicacies and you will blow your mind.....

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Vampire121 to James 2011/04/29 13:55:38

Yeah! I would love to go to america! Its such an amazing place! X)

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James to Vampire121 2011/04/29 22:25:36

Yeah but don't just go to New York City or Disney World in Orlando. You NEED to go to Chicago as well.

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Dave Sawyer ♥ Child of God ♥ 2011/04/27 00:01:23 (edited)

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They are delicious. They are like thick spaghetti meat sauce in a bun.

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Autumn 2011/04/26 21:03:00

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ground fried beef with a BBQ sauce.

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viola 2011/04/26 21:00:49

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Idk some 'food' that americans eat

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HiYa 2011/04/26 20:28:03

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Its a seasoned loose meat sandwich, on a roll. It's pretty good. I think I may make them for dinner tonight.

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jeni 2011/04/26 20:07:58

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OMG! they are delicious! You take hamburger and get it all browned up but it has to be all loose, like you would in a taco or spaghetti, then you add the sloppy joe mix which is ohhh so nummy! Once that's all heated up you slab it on bread and you are good to go!

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Vampire121 to jeni 2011/04/26 20:14:09

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.... so basically bolognaise sauce?

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jeni to Vampire121 2011/04/26 20:15:01

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bolognaise sauce? Never heard of that, all i know is it's basically tomato paste with a bunch of seasonings lol

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Vampire121 to jeni 2011/04/26 20:39:41

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bolognaise sauce is the thing you put ON TOP of the spaghetti :) you know the mince with that powder stuff in it and it usually has chopped tomatoes in it.... but it goes on top of pasta and not in a bun :). This is why i want to live in America :D

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jeni to Vampire121 2011/04/26 20:44:24

lol sounds like the same thing :)

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Vampire121 to jeni 2011/04/26 20:50:22

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If it is then yeah, does sound pretty strange to have it in a bun. I just had it in a bowl for my dinner with some tomatoe sauce :) ....slight addiction to it...

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jeni to Vampire121 2011/04/26 20:50:59

lol try it with a bun and ground hamburger! it's delicious!

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Vampire121 to jeni 2011/04/26 21:01:56

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'twill do it next time its made :)

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Dave In... to Vampire121 2011/04/26 21:36:00

Yeah, like bolognese, marinara, or your favorite barbeque sauce...

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Eggplant 2011/04/26 19:45:25

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The sloppy joe is a delicacy. The cows are specially breed to be sloppy joe cows. In America, there are special farms, called sloppy farms, that raise sloppy cows. The sloppy cows are different than other cows. They arn't your average joe cow, they are sloppy joe cows. They are extra tasty and extra sloppy. The sloppy cows are taken to special building that show movies, these movies are so happy that the sloppy cows sob uncontrollably. The tears are collected, sloppily, and canned for the special sloppy joe sauce. It's a magical process, really.

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Vampire121 to Eggplant 2011/04/26 19:48:59

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haaha, ok :) this actually made me LOL :')

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jeni to Eggplant 2011/04/26 20:15:37

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lmao I can't stop laughing over that one! lol

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dm to Eggplant 2011/04/27 06:42:29

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Lol.

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Murph 65 2011/04/26 19:43:27

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ground beef with sauce and spices. If you really want to give it good flavor add some whiskey and let it simmer for about ten minutes. Now that' s good eatin'.

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themadhare ~IJM 2011/04/26 19:34:13

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Vampire121 to themadh... 2011/04/26 19:50:20

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.....Yeah thats basically just made me feel sick :/

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gr8punkin 2011/04/26 19:33:44

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It's a sandwich made with ground beef that's got spices and usually a very thick sauce. They're really good over a bed of fries (chips for those on the right side of the pond), that way you have something to scoop up what drips out of the bun. Too bad I'm watching my diet, and trying to stay healthier there's a greasy spoon around the corner from work that makes a great sloppy joe.

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SA to gr8punkin 2011/04/26 19:47:23

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LOL Just finished eating one!

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Kristina Thorpe 2011/04/26 19:31:23

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Ground beef, onion, green pepper, and ketchup are seasoned with garlic powder and sweetened with brown sugar to make this hearty meat ...

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Kristin... to Kristin... 2011/04/26 19:31:42

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basically a burger

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dm to Kristin... 2011/04/27 06:46:12

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The meat is more pliable though making it harder to eat..sloppy.

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