What Shameless Act Have You Attempted to Get Out of a Ticket With?

Freshwire 2013/02/14 23:30:29
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Most of us do our best to follow the rules when we're on the road, but life happens. Maybe you were running late to a meeting, risked going a few miles per hour over the speed limit, and got caught; maybe you didn't realize there was a "No Right on Red" sign and went for it, even though you know there was a police car right behind you. Even talking on your phone can get you in trouble in most states.

Whatever your experience with getting (or avoiding) traffic tickets, we want to hear about it. If you have a minute or two, take our 8-question poll, and feel free to explain yourself in the comments section! It's rarely a simple story.
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  • i don't care 2013/10/13 08:29:06
    i don't care
  • Judge Peter Hill 2013/03/04 17:08:46
    Judge Peter Hill
    I hold my hands out the window to show the Officer I am unarmed and I then tell them "I am an ex military commander." Right off the bat it tells the Officer he/she is not in any danger and they almost always cut me a break for cooperating with them!
  • RachelsBoyfriend 2013/03/02 20:58:01
    Most girls should flash the officers.. that would work
  • TasselLady 2013/03/02 16:11:02
    I told the truth years ago about my mother being in the hospital for an emergency. Turns out she would have died had I NOT taken her in. Still got the ticket anyway. But I can just IMAGINE what some of them have done to get out of a ticket.
  • Mel the Witch POTL PWCM~JLA 2013/03/02 14:00:22
    Pulling out a PBA card
    Mel the Witch POTL PWCM~JLA
    And Yes it works!
  • jerry.alan.carroll 2013/03/02 09:41:20
    I was gonna get a ticket for banging this girl in the front seat of her car...i gave the cop my license and he looked like he was gonna write me up.....then he noticed something hanging outta my wallet and he asked for it....it was my military ID.....I then informed him that I this was my first time back home since I joined the Air Force......he said, "oh, you are on leave huh, where is your first duty station gonna be?" I told him Misawa, Japan....he wished me good luck and told me to just find a more suitable place. I didn't really pull out the ID to get away with it, but it helped.
    Man, I sure miss that girl!
  • jerry.a... jerry.a... 2013/03/02 09:59:39
    anyway, if people had any integrity they would not be speeding in the first place. Also the whole idea of a speed trap is ludicrous. A term made up by chronic speeders.
  • Jack the Dude 2013/03/02 05:10:50
    Jack the Dude
    Showing off my titties.

    Im a guy.
  • DeborahLakeHelen 2013/03/02 02:35:58
    On many, many occasions I weasled out of a ticket because either the officer or deouty knew me personally from working as a victim's advocate, or because I went to school with them, or they had a child who was friends with one of my daughters. Shameless, but that's the way the game goes!!!!
  • #Justice4Trayvon 629 BLOCKT... 2013/03/02 01:46:58
    #Justice4Trayvon 629 BLOCKT CONS
    I don't drive so I don't have to worry about tickets.
  • Kaimeso 2013/03/01 21:21:56
    I would never do anything like that!
    None, never tried and never would,..
    but some possibilities come to mind.

    1. Quickly remove panties and toss on the dash. When he(or she) looks just smile and say things were getting warm. Of course that might no work for reasons obvious to anyone who knows me.

    2. Fumble with a vibrator and sweetly ask what size batteries are in his/her flashlight.

    3. Smile and say its about time I was pulled over, just make sure your cell phone number is on the ticket,..

    Happy Friday,..
  • jerry.a... Kaimeso 2013/03/02 09:42:34
  • unseen 2013/03/01 20:15:35
    I drive my bike. Im 14. No car -_-
  • Al in St. Lou 2013/03/01 18:18:21
    I would never do anything like that!
    Al in St. Lou
    I'm just a square.
  • Rod 2013/03/01 17:36:49 (edited)
    I tried to show him my legs and winked at him. He just got angry and raised the speed that I was driving by ten miles an hour. Cost me an extra $50 dollars. I don't know why he got angry, I have great legs.
  • BIGNEVERMO Rod 2013/03/01 18:47:19
    too funny!
  • TasselLady Rod 2013/03/02 16:12:03
  • paramoo 2013/03/01 16:51:16
    i actually did once because i was panicking lol
  • Embalmer 2013/03/01 07:33:55
    I jokingly told the deputy that I was in a hurry to get my mother in laws crock pot home to soak - I had had it due to a family reunion. I said she could be an angry bear.

    It was New Years Eve, I was sober and he wished me a good night.
  • Elementer 2013/03/01 06:57:07 (edited)
    Even if it's a guy.

    "You look so handsome, Mr. Officer."

    creepy black guy
  • TasselLady Elementer 2013/03/02 16:12:29
    Those teeth are creepy looking!
  • martin28 2013/03/01 06:31:17
    I have never been pulled over to get a ticket, but if I did I suppose I would cry. No one would want to see a grown man cry lol its uncomfortable.
  • laydeelapis 2013/03/01 05:13:29
    I won't promise I'll never speed but honestly, I'd probably just own up to it and hope my honesty will get me off the hook.
  • Alexis Garcia 2013/03/01 03:07:29
    Claiming you didn't know
    Alexis Garcia
    I always do so!
  • Aleksandr 2013/03/01 02:59:37
    Pulling out a PBA card
    My brother in law is a police officer.
  • Frank 2013/02/28 22:43:22
    When I was young I'd try to outrun them, and was successful more than once... I'm older now and hopefully a lot smarter than to try that again.....
  • Gingah Bread 2013/02/28 21:12:27
    Gingah Bread
    I wasn't driving, even though I'm in the driver seat. While they wonder about that one, I drive away.
  • Tiger!! 2013/02/28 20:50:40
    it worked she let me go and damn she was sexy!!!!!!!!
  • harasnicole 2013/02/28 03:55:18
    I would never do anything like that!
    ...because I don't drive, lol.
  • Zepland 2013/02/28 00:47:43 (edited)
    I would never do anything like that!
    I'm not going to pretend. If I get caught speeding that's my stupid fault.
  • bill.fleming.77 2013/02/27 23:46:07
    Blow Job and it worked! LOL
  • I Piss ... bill.fl... 2013/03/01 21:14:47
  • bill.fl... I Piss ... 2013/03/01 21:46:43
  • republican 2013/02/27 12:23:31 (edited)
    Claiming you didn't know
    I proceed to put my palm up to his face use my jedi magic and say "I am a hero who just saved a bus load of children. Give me an exemtion slip so I do not have do do this next time."
  • jerry.a... republican 2013/03/02 09:57:58
    "this is not the speeder you are looking for."
  • marrisa jerry.a... 2013/03/03 04:15:42
    I am princess kate
  • AdWhois 2013/02/27 05:37:20
    I would never do anything like that!
    I am always polite and never deny what I did (if I actually did something wrong) and more often than not I get just a warning.
  • Michael S. 2013/02/27 01:31:42 (edited)
    I would never do anything like that!
    Michael S.
    As far as shamelessness goes, I personally believe it's totally shameless and unethical to sit in a speed trap and extort money from people for predictably driving over a speed limit that's way too low for the road it's on.

    I also have no ethical problem with lying to people who are abusing their authority, in order to avoid them abusing you...but nevertheless, I'm pretty much hardwired to tell the truth unless it's imperative I don't.

    One time, the truth was that I really didn't know. That other time, the truth was that my reason for speeding was more important to me than arbitrary laws that shouldn't have been written in the first place...but I told the truth in a somewhat less confrontational manner. ;)
  • jerry.a... Michael S. 2013/03/02 09:59:17
    if people had any integrity they would not be speeding in the first place. the whole idea of a speed trap is ludicrous. A term made up by chronic speeders.
  • Mike 2013/02/26 19:33:57
    Claiming you didn't know
    Would have to say too ....."I needed to go to the bathroom...that's why I was speeding'...haha
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