What is your definition of "bad sex"?

Waking up hung over, realizing you just made the worst mistake of yor entire life and having to deal with it immediately.

Like before your wife finds out....? Lol.

Everyone should agree RAPE is the worst kind of sex or someone hurting you, or being degrading. I am surprised more don't think that is bad sex! Anti-climatic can still feel good and does't mean it was bad... Too short of time makes it disappointing.

I don't know... I get more excited when there's hair pulling and biting and choking, etc. etc.

Necrophilia!

That's pretty bad too. And disgusting.

Finding out the woman that just gave you a blowjob is a man, Lol !
Now that's bad sex !

Is it tho? hahaha cuz you still got off before you found out... so it couldn't have been all that bad. Tho it does make me wonder if a guy knows how to give a better b.j. because of them being guys themselves.... I mean would they know how to do it better then girls?

Yes.

yes to what? that it is bad sex or that guys know what they are doing better then women when it comes to giving a bj? : )

That guys know how to give better head.

Well I don't know, not inclined to try it myself, and it's never happened to me personally, but I know a person it did happen to, and he's still with her/him, whatever, lol. So he thought it was worth it.
But like i said for myself I'm straight and so far have not had any gay or transgender thoughts. So i can't think that would be a positive thing for myself, even if the blowjob did feel good, because soon as I found out she was a he any pleasurable thoughts would have become thoughts of disgust, because that's not 'me'.

haha that makes sense.

No happy ending.

TC!!!!!

unless... neither gets their nut off, lol... that would suck. Then again, that wouldn't even be sex if you didn't get off.

still sex if neither party gets off... just really really bad sex

I don't call not getting my nut sex... Sorry, that to me is just called blue balls, lmao....

lol

Raped by a gang of rabid wildabeasts. Still gets you out in the open air...

I must just be lucky... being interrupted is about the worst thing I've ever experienced.

Ah... but to answer the question, I'll avoid anything painful/injurious, non-consensual, homosexual or excretory. Don't care what other people do, as long as they don't get any of it on me. :O)

If you girlfriend asks you when you are in bed, "Are you gay?" You know you just had bad sex.

There are many instances already mentioned. Getting an std from a romp would kinda suck too.

In some situations the worse thing that you can say unfortunately is the first thing that comes to mind " This NEVER usually happens to me!"

Or high-fives as my wife presses the red button on the timer NEW RECORD! YES!!!

Let's, see bad sex?

Had a girl throw up during oral sex in college. That was kinda anti-climactic.

The ones that start crying ( virgins ) are always kinda not-exciting.

Then there are the emotional ones that want to talk about love, talk about marriage, talk about sin.

One girl started praying.

One girl started talking about how bad sex was with her husband. Downer. Don't tell a guy you're married during sex. Just want to finish and get out alive.

Passing out has its ups and downs. Mostly down.

Don't talk about body parts no matter how big or small it may be in comparison to the last guy you were with. The last thing any guy wants to do is imagine another pecker where his just was.

Taking a potty break is a mood killer.

Tranquilizers aren't a good aphrodisiac. Drooling is a turnoff usually.

Inviting ugly friends for groups doesn't help.

Discussing kids is a mood killer.

I could go on and on and on.

Experience is what makes marriage so appealing.

i dont see whats wrong with the bathroom break though. i mean if you gotta go youve gotta go. and besides thatd be gross pissing on the bed.

Potty is not the same as pissing. Just call it a quirk if you want, but poop's a major turnoff for me.

OHHHHHH. yeah i see your point. ewwwwwwww. yeaaaahhh poop isnt exactly what id call um a substance that belongs in sex. thats why i believe in showering before and after (i havent done it yet but when i do i will always always ALWAYS shower before cause ick doesnt belong in such an experience)

wow, you've had alot of bad experience. haha, thank god I haven't done anything on your list. The drooling one made me laugh though.

I laugh now.

i wouldent know

Well... anti-climatic, painful, rough, or degrading all classify as bad sex.

Uh, I'd classify rape as something entirely different and terrible in its own right.

All the furniture is still intact.

seeing you do it.