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What Is Your Best Excuse For Not Doing Homework?

luv2skate89 2009/01/09 20:54:16
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Yes were all guilty of not completing an assignment at least once in our lives but sometimes a well planned excuse can save you from an almost guaranteed fail. Whether your dog ate your homework or you were sick with stomach flu, it may seem ludicrous but it works. What makes a homework excuse even better is the Accompaniment of a false written note from a doctor or parent. What is your best homework excuse for nights when there are just better things to do?
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  • Fabio 2009/01/10 00:48:27
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    Fabio
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    look at the teacher straight in the eyes... then look at an imaginary point beyond the blackboard... then start faking a twitch of your eye... then look at the teacher and say: "I... don't... DO.... homework..." in a ghost-like voice.

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  • Yan 2013/02/22 06:26:28
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    Yan
    I told my teacher that I'd already given it to him, kept asking him why I didn't have my mark yet, then he thought he lost it and gave me an 85; better than half the class XD
  • mysteryxOgirl 2009/07/31 21:26:55
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    mysteryxOgirl
    +4
    my little brother used it as toilet paper!! it worked until they found out i had no siblings
  • Zippy_Spinner 2009/07/25 19:03:43
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    Zippy_Spinner
    "I did do it but i left the book/sheet at home sorry can i bring it in tomorrow?"
  • twilightfan 2009/02/06 22:09:36
  • afterburn610 2009/02/05 02:38:01
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    afterburn610
    Tell the teacher they never assigned any and hope they fall for it
  • Rawr Panda! 2009/02/05 01:05:16
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    Rawr Panda!
    I had a party and the pizza guy was taking forever to get to my place so my friend's thought it looked tasty and ate it.
    Sarcasm always works, well it does for me.
    They just shake their head and tell me to sit back down.
  • mell 2009/02/02 00:56:37 (edited)
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    mell
    say you left it at home and turn it in the next day. it works for me. home turn works
  • bri 2009/01/26 21:01:04
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    best excuse ever!!!!
  • hdyh sam 2009/01/25 06:29:35
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    hdyh sam
    i left my homework in the school.
    haha
    thats all i need to say.
    xp
  • Xxtattered_n_tornxX 2009/01/25 05:05:26
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    Xxtattered_n_tornxX
    just say umm i think i left it in my locker, then they usually say fine go and get it. then when u go back emptyhanded they say well heres another try and get it done today or tomorrow for half credit.
    it usually only works if ur a good student who does there hw minus a few "hard problems"
  • agentchewy 2009/01/18 07:35:02
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    agentchewy
    brain does not compute.
  • Get crazy with the cheese-whiz 2009/01/15 22:17:42
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    Get crazy with the cheese-whiz
    Im a bit of a drama queen at times, so I just say something along the lines of:
    'My brother (or sister, or father, etc.) fell deathly ill and I had to drive him to the hospital, and i was so worried about him that i completely forgot to do it.'

    Fabricate some tears though. It won't work without the tears.
  • BlondeBrandi 2009/01/15 21:29:41
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    BlondeBrandi
    I just forgot. I'm so sorry but my parents were fighting all night and I had other things on my mind! (puppy dog face, maybe some tears) forgot parents fighting mind puppy dog tears
  • 123123 2009/01/15 21:12:34
    I had the stomach flu!
    123123
    UGH My tummy hurt Miss Peaterson.....oh and I didn't do my work OHHHHHH MY YUMMY!!!!!!!!
  • Cynthia Cullen 2009/01/15 01:53:11
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    Cynthia Cullen
    i didnt feel so well yesterday, (then say something disgusting that makes ur teacher wanna regret she ever asked u)
  • Kim 2009/01/14 23:05:33
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    Kim
    just tell the teacher the truth its better then lieing cuz then u might have to lie more and at the end they would catch u
  • edwards gurl 2009/01/14 22:38:26
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    edwards gurl
    I would choose something like kissing up to the teacher cuz like my teachers think i am a very sweet gurl but man r dey ronnnng :)
  • danajouvas 2009/01/13 22:52:09
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    danajouvas
    "I had to work right after school. & I was there till about 11:45. I was so tired that I came home & fell asleep. I didn't get my other homework for my other classes done, either."
  • ★sh 2009/01/13 19:12:08
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    ★sh
    +1
    i say i forgot it or i didn't understand wat i had to do..!
  • Catemiller 2009/01/13 15:32:25
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    Catemiller
    +1
    if I dnt do my homework I tell the teacher I accidently left it at home and I will have it for her the next day. That usually works for me.
  • supersuzy 2009/01/13 02:53:34
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    supersuzy
    i think it would something different to tell the best hw ecuse i think it would be my friends sister riped itso i count do it becasue when my mom cal me she stared to rip it hah
  • FireGirl598 2009/01/13 02:19:47
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    FireGirl598
    no comment
  • Saya 2009/01/13 01:28:23
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    Saya
    i make up whatever comes to my head!
    and besides i have perfect grades anywayz
  • Day 2009/01/13 00:39:06
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    Day
    i let it on my computer desk.

    lolz
    =)
  • Royal Warrior 2009/01/12 23:59:23
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    Royal Warrior
    I teach an ASL class in the summertime. The best excuse I ever got, was "My bro. hit me in the eye (and boy was it black) and I couldn't focus enough to see the fingerspelling font to solve the puzzle." Considering the fact that the kid coulda cheated off anyone in an earlier class, I accepted that.
  • rachh 2009/01/12 23:49:30
  • twilight lover 2009/01/12 21:09:22
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    twilight lover
    I usually just say that I forgot. I get good grades anyways so not doing a homework assignment doesn't harm me that much.
  • lizzie3488 2009/01/12 21:08:22
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    lizzie3488
    All you have to say is "You never even told us about it!" Most of the time the teacher dosent remember or like half of the class will back you up!!!!
  • QueenShebaVIII 2009/01/12 20:41:13
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    QueenShebaVIII
    I just say I forgot. Because I always forget to do homework. I'm a very forgetful person...
  • I Love Robert Pattinson<3 2009/01/12 19:54:55
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    definitly family funeral, but it sometimes won't work out as planned because the teacher/s might call your parents...
  • mrs. cullen 2009/01/12 18:32:34
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    mrs. cullen
    i would say my grandpa died or something
  • Jennypenny 2009/01/12 17:37:55
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    Jennypenny
    I always got my homework done cause I used to do it in other classes.LOL.
  • santa6642 2009/01/12 17:33:53
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    santa6642
    +1
    I couldn"t find my glassses.
  • Megan 2009/01/12 15:38:30
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    Megan
    i always use either the i forgot or i had way to much other stuff going on and didn't have enough time to finish it all
  • Your Death Comes Sooner The... 2009/01/12 15:29:21
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    Your Death Comes Sooner Then You Think
    Start crying and say your dog died.
  • AddictedToChaos 2009/01/12 14:27:03
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    AddictedToChaos
    i always say ''i forgot it'',but usually i do my homework!
    forgot itbut homework
  • Zombies!!! 2009/01/12 13:58:41
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    Zombies!!!
    i did it but left it at home.
  • B's 2009/01/12 10:21:15
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    B's
    visiting grandma at the hosiptal.
  • Jun HaoXX 2009/01/12 07:32:30
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    Jun HaoXX
    of course it is TRUTH!!!
  • Imi Young Cullen 2009/01/12 05:01:08
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    Imi Young Cullen
    I had it here... guess not!

    I.... I..... I forgot.....I forgot it at... AT HOME!!

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