What is the worst pickup line ever used on you?

by Jackie G - Poker Playing Patriot Posted 2012/07/21 16:41:07

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	He/she said.........	8 votes	26%

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Gooky 2012/08/05 22:47:32

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"I'm the best you never had"...

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Rogue_Loner 2012/08/05 15:17:54
DM Twin 2012/08/05 14:53:33

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Had a real hefer say..." Roll me in Flour ?? "...( I barfed in my mouth a little ) I wasn't drunk enough...

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Gooky to DM Twin 2012/08/06 00:54:56

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Holy crap!lolol~

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AM 2012/08/05 13:44:17

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"Look I want to tell you something and I hope you understand it comes from the bottom of my damaged ,damaged heart.You are the finest piece of a** I've ever seen and I don't care who knows it" OR ""I'm not trying to hit on you,I'm selling you a product and that product is me.Guaranteed best on the market,voted #1 in satisfaction,and will leave you feeling refreshed ,relaxed and invigorated" At least the latter made me laugh....sigh

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foy49 2012/08/05 05:00:21

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She said "you don't mind if I use this bathroom do you?"

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atomikmom 2012/07/23 05:46:14

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Hey!!! SEXY!!!!

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♥Gabs1697♥ 2012/07/23 04:32:14

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I've never been used a pick up line on

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Missa Monstrosity 2012/07/23 04:30:09

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my friend noah.. is a perv.... haha and he had a big crush on me from 6-half of 8th year and he said to me "Hey girl, can i squirtle all over your jigglypuffs" and he also said "girl, you look hotter than a mage" lol world of warcraft and pokemon reference. how dumb

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DM Twin to Missa M... 2012/08/05 14:47:48

Did you hit him with the nearest stick ?

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Missa M... to DM Twin 2012/08/06 06:41:58

sadly no because I'm a pacifist. So I just cried and got one of my scary friends to beat him up xD

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DM Twin to Missa M... 2012/08/06 11:19:23

HHAa a a... Just as good .

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Ben 2012/07/22 11:35:13

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"Duude commere"

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Sebastiaan Oosterveld 2012/07/22 05:35:55

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Over here the loverboys dont use pick up lines anymore, they use pick up trucks

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⚜3rd Street Boss⚜ 2012/07/22 05:35:03

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Some cheesy lyrics to a song

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Tom R 007 2012/07/22 04:27:51

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I don't care what the line is, as long as some chick is trying to pick me up.

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James 2012/07/22 04:03:55

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How would you like to have some fun at the hotel room?

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me bein... to James 2012/07/22 04:05:59

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Nah, that's just lame. Heard that one before several times. I think mine is more original than that, lol;-D

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James to me bein... 2012/07/22 04:08:10

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He was also gay and drunk. That just adds into the creep factor.

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me bein... to James 2012/07/22 05:33:12

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Lol. Ok. I'll give u that;-)

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YourGurll<3 2012/07/21 21:14:56

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I can count shoulders...see 1234...god....

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ANGEL of DEATH 2012/07/21 20:45:39

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The same thing in that pic...how ironic

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kPOW™ 2012/07/21 20:39:36

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... "you know, my shirt would look great on your bedroom floor... just sayin' "

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me being me 2012/07/21 20:25:36

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"Do u f*ck as good as u dance?" lol, and I wish I was lying.

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kPOW™ to me bein... 2012/07/21 20:36:10

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... LOL!!

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me bein... to kPOW™ 2012/07/21 23:41:50

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It's funny...NOW;-D lol

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kPOW™ to me bein... 2012/07/22 03:28:53

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... i actually have friends that would probably use that... lol!

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me bein... to kPOW™ 2012/07/22 03:31:44

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LMAO!!! I'm sooooo sorry;-D

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kPOW™ to me bein... 2012/07/22 03:54:50

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... well, they are guys... hahaa!!

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me bein... to kPOW™ 2012/07/22 03:56:59

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Very true;-D

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James to me bein... 2012/07/22 04:04:35

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lol still can't top mine :-p

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Maria 2012/07/21 19:33:07

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.."do you like me?" .. oh my .. only people who i dont like , ask this question from me

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boss hawg 2012/07/21 17:40:50

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are you from tennessee? cause your the only 10 i see

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Frank 2012/07/21 17:29:27

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This wasn't used on me. No one eve used a pick-up line on me :( This is one a guy used on my wife- she just came in from outside where it was cold and he said "Chicken's done on the right"

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Garciataria 2012/07/21 17:11:43

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"If I asked you if you would hold it against me, would you hold it against me?"

(It's the worst because that's MY pickup line!)

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Dylan 2012/07/21 17:04:39

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Girl- Hey did it hurt?
Me- What r u talkin bout?
Girl- U know, when u fell from heaven.

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Maria to Dylan 2012/07/21 19:34:34

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hahhahahhaha thats just plain stupid and so... songlyricy.. :D

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Dylan to Maria 2012/07/21 23:26:05

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Ikr!! :D

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Phantom :D 2012/07/21 16:58:37

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One of the obvious one- If I could re arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. *facepalm*

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Garciat... to Phantom :D 2012/07/21 17:12:12

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Classic response: "No need because N and O already are."

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