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What is the kindest way to call somebody fat?

Benji 2010/05/03 02:17:14
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  • AndyBoy 2012/08/01 19:30:21
    Fluffy
    AndyBoy
    And, darling, you KNOW I love you just as much for who are you as for how SOFT you are! Now get back to bed...!!!
  • Twitch 2010/05/17 03:08:24
    Fluffy
    Twitch
    +1
    "A Lot More To Love"
  • SecretlyNaamah---Faith 2010/05/06 03:01:15
    Fluffy
    SecretlyNaamah---Faith
    +1
    im srry to say but you appear to be getting a little fluffah
  • SimsNerd 2010/05/05 03:43:42
    Heavy set
    SimsNerd
    +1
    always my excuse "uhm he's just 'heavy set'"
    i dont want bad karma!
  • Fluffy
    R.P. Bliss.::ρнαɛт::.►Ѳиɛ Ħιт Яαɢɛ Ǫʋιт◄
    Damn!
    That's as kind as I can go.
  • LifeIsComedyPHAET 2010/05/04 21:05:41
    Portly
    LifeIsComedyPHAET
    +1
    None, call them Rubenesque.
  • Donald McMunn 2010/05/04 16:32:27
    Obese
    Donald McMunn
    +1
    If they are really fat, the kindest thing is to wake him/her up to the fact that he/she is an obese slob, and that they will die young if they do not get rid of that blubber ! John Candy was a great comedian, but he was also an obese slob, and he died at the age of 34 from a heart attack !
  • Kitty 2010/05/04 00:57:01
    Fluffy
    Kitty
    +1
    u dont. thats that
  • Mellow 2010/05/03 23:44:27
    Plumpy
    Mellow
    +1
    Festively plump.
  • Russ 2010/05/03 22:45:11
    Fluffy
    Russ
    +1
    I think its time to ease up on those 10 trips to McD's every day, fluffy.
  • ¢hloe ☮ 2010/05/03 22:42:27
    Big boned
    ¢hloe ☮
    +1
    Or "You're a big one..."
  • Benji ¢hloe ☮ 2010/05/03 22:54:29
  • ¢hloe ☮ Benji 2010/05/03 23:00:42
    ¢hloe ☮
    Lol, Ben ^^
  • Reese Cup 2010/05/03 22:15:22
    Big boned
    Reese Cup
    +1
    Or just big.
  • Erica 2010/05/03 21:25:52
    Porky
    Erica
    +1
    there is no polite way to say it... but the fact that you care enough to tell them is good enough.. just say they are overweight! it would be nice to say you are concerned about them too..
  • g!anna 2010/05/03 21:23:14
    Fluffy
    g!anna
  • MW121 2010/05/03 20:18:58
    Obese
    MW121
    +1
    There is no polite way.. You just need to tell them
  • Xx.:AlyxAnesthicsz :.xX 2010/05/03 15:39:26 (edited)
    Fluffy
    Xx.:AlyxAnesthicsz :.xX
    +1
    I don't like to call people names, I try to live as Christ like as I possibly can. Although, I am not perfect. I swear like a sailor, but I'm working on that. I'm also shallow, I'm trying very hard to end that.. =( I'll never be perfect but I accept everyone and am very open minded.
  • rugrat 2010/05/03 15:21:17
    Chunky
    rugrat
    +1
    i think the best way to call someone fat the kindest would be chunky!
  • Kalamazoo 2010/05/03 13:27:23
    Obese
    Kalamazoo
    +1
    Over weight is what I say. Unless they are obese, and then I say obese.
  • Mysticflamezz 2010/05/03 13:24:11
  • ♥Nicole Lesliet♥ 2010/05/03 13:23:19
    Plumpy
    ♥Nicole Lesliet♥
    +1
    Quote: "It looks like u lost some weight, are u on a diet i think its working?" lol its not really mean
  • CCHHii<3 2010/05/03 13:09:58
    Fluffy
    CCHHii<3
    +1
    i dont call names..if someone is fat i tell them their chubby..lol and cute..(eventho their not, they dont deserve to know the truth specially when their sensitve..yes?) or maybe they are but i dont wanna hurt them..^^
  • ☆ K r i s t i n a ☆ 2010/05/03 12:46:07
    Fluffy
    ☆ K r i s t i n a ☆
    +1
    I don't usually call people fat. It's mean!
    but calling them fluffy just sounds like you are calling them hairy and i'd rather be called hairy then fat
  • Whiteslave_From_Wisconsin 2010/05/03 11:27:51
    Portly
    Whiteslave_From_Wisconsin
    +1
    It's never nice to call anybody names .......you Retards
  • [...] 2010/05/03 10:18:39
    Heavy set
    [...]
    +1
    i try to never call anyone names thats not any kin to me ~wink~
  • Bond James Bond 2010/05/03 09:46:56
    Portly
    Bond James Bond
    +2
    Long distance,from a very long way off.
  • rainsrabble 2010/05/03 09:38:25
    Plumpy
    rainsrabble
    +1
    Actually I usually use the word Plump, not Plumpy. I prefer the word Ample. And really these words should only be used for description, if someone is fat, they know it. You don't really need to tell them.
  • Anemone 2010/05/03 08:33:46
    Celestial
    Anemone
    +1
    Celestial, because that word isn't usually associated with fat.
  • melo 2010/05/03 07:00:26
    Obese
    melo
    +1
    THEN RUN, CUASE WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT POOR GUY, MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOU!! LOL obese run cuase poor guy lol
  • panda in bandanna 2010/05/03 05:13:11 (edited)
    Obese
    panda in bandanna
    +1
    your too healthy that you'll have a heart attack soon obese healthy heart attack
  • abelardthegreat 2010/05/03 04:32:53
    Obese
    abelardthegreat
    yup, the best way...
  • Seasoned BN-0 2010/05/03 04:21:16
    Fluffy
    Seasoned BN-0
    +1
    Keep your mouth shut and back peddle.
  • Benji Seasone... 2010/05/03 04:22:45
    Benji
    +1
    thats a bit heavy..... pun
  • The Albertan 2010/05/03 03:51:36
    Chunky
    The Albertan
    +1
    i call all my friends chunky, coz they are lol..... well only some heheheh
  • Trix 2010/05/03 03:38:59
    Big boned
    Trix
    +1
    not big boned but i say big build so if someone says their fat i say 'no ur not... its AVERAGE for your height and stuff coz u have a big build.'
  • Sparklee 2010/05/03 03:30:13
    Big boned
    Sparklee
    +1
    I don't think there really is a kind way.The person will know you're just trying to be nice. Big boned seem's the nicest way to tell someone they are fat,if you really must. It is true in a a way because big boned people do have big bones ,so they aren't meant to be thin. It won't happen.
  • Donald ... Sparklee 2010/05/04 16:40:02
    Donald McMunn
    +1
    Well, if you don't really like them, then be noncommital, and don't tell 'em they're headed for an early death.... they'll be out of your hair afore very long !!
  • Sparklee Donald ... 2010/05/05 03:16:22
    Sparklee
    I know it's true,but I can't imagine saying to my friend your headed for an early death if you don't lose weight.
  • Kayla 2010/05/03 03:21:04
    Fluffy
    Kayla

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