What is the creepiest thing that a lady might can say to her man?

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		Honey, I think the (fill in the blank of a major appliance) needs to be fixed. This is frightening, not only because it will involve some work on his part, but because if he can’t fix the problem, he’ll feel inadequate.
		Why don’t you introduce me to your friends/family/children/mother. If you say this within the first few dates, you’ll scare him by saying this. You might be making a nice effort to get to know the people in his life. He will hear “let’s get married.”
		I don’t like your friend, (fill in the blank with one of his friend’s names). His friend might make Attila The Hun look like Mother Theresa, but you’d better hold your tongue, because he’s going to hear “once we’re married, Attila is out of your life.”
		I don’t have cable. This is a very scary comment for a man to hear. It means that he might miss a football game or some other sporting event that happens to be playing 24 hours a day on about 30 different ESPN networks.
		You need to wear a suit to this event. Another frightening phrase. Most men equate wearing a tie with wearing a noose around their necks. My ex-husband used to come up with all sorts of “creative” ensembles in an effort to avoid wearing a tie.
		The remote control is broken. This means that he might have to actually sit through five straight minutes of TV before….shudder….getting up to change the channel. This is comparable to asking “is that your liver on the floor next to the recliner?”
		Don’t you notice anything different about me? I used to say this to my ex- husband and watch the blood drain out of his face as he began scrutinizing me for changes in my appearance.
		I want to talk about the relationship. Men would rather hear the sound of exploding cannon fodder around their ears than hear these words. They cannot possibly convey any good news to them.
		My period is late and/or I think I’m pregnant. Say no more. This isn’t number one only because the two times I said it to my ex-husband, he was happy. Scared, but happy. We planned for both our children as I imagine a lot of couples do.
		The unsolicited “I love you.” Oh, no! It’s the worst, most horrible thing a man can hear! It means marriage to them. Marriage, commitment..eek!!
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	All of the above
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		Honey, I think the (fill in the blank of a major appliance) needs to be fixed. This is frightening, not only because it will involve some work on his part, but because if he can’t fix the problem, he’ll feel inadequate.	0 votes		0%
		Why don’t you introduce me to your friends/family/children/mother. If you say this within the first few dates, you’ll scare him by saying this. You might be making a nice effort to get to know the people in his life. He will hear “let’s get married.”	0 votes		0%
		I don’t like your friend, (fill in the blank with one of his friend’s names). His friend might make Attila The Hun look like Mother Theresa, but you’d better hold your tongue, because he’s going to hear “once we’re married, Attila is out of your life.”	0 votes		0%
		I don’t have cable. This is a very scary comment for a man to hear. It means that he might miss a football game or some other sporting event that happens to be playing 24 hours a day on about 30 different ESPN networks.	1 vote		3%
		You need to wear a suit to this event. Another frightening phrase. Most men equate wearing a tie with wearing a noose around their necks. My ex-husband used to come up with all sorts of “creative” ensembles in an effort to avoid wearing a tie.	1 vote		3%
		The remote control is broken. This means that he might have to actually sit through five straight minutes of TV before….shudder….getting up to change the channel. This is comparable to asking “is that your liver on the floor next to the recliner?”	4 votes		10%
		Don’t you notice anything different about me? I used to say this to my ex- husband and watch the blood drain out of his face as he began scrutinizing me for changes in my appearance.	4 votes		10%
		I want to talk about the relationship. Men would rather hear the sound of exploding cannon fodder around their ears than hear these words. They cannot possibly convey any good news to them.	4 votes		10%
		My period is late and/or I think I’m pregnant. Say no more. This isn’t number one only because the two times I said it to my ex-husband, he was happy. Scared, but happy. We planned for both our children as I imagine a lot of couples do.	5 votes		13%
		The unsolicited “I love you.” Oh, no! It’s the worst, most horrible thing a man can hear! It means marriage to them. Marriage, commitment..eek!!	2 votes		5%
		Undecided	0 votes		0%
		All of the above	7 votes		18%
		None of the above	12 votes		30%

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• Foo Master Angie 2008/07/28 16:47:28
  None of the above

  

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