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LaChica 2007/10/08 03:07:11
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A Women's Guide To Male English

-- What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

-- I'm hungry = I'm hungry

-- I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy

-- I'm tired = I'm tired

-- What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.

-- Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before

-- Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!

-- I like that one better (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!


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A Man's Guide To Female English

-- We need to talk = I need to complain

-- Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to

-- I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

-- We need = I want

-- It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

-- Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

-- I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

-- You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

-- You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

-- I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I've got my period

-- Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

-- I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

-- I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white

-- Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

-- I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

-- Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

-- How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like

-- I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

-- Is my bum fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful

-- You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

-- Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]

-- Yes = No

-- No = No

-- Maybe = No

-- I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

-- This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

-- Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it

-- Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

-- All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?
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  • cappsy has a barcode ~_~ 2008/05/09 01:28:02
    yes
    cappsy has a barcode ~_~
    so true so true
  • <--That guy 2007/12/10 07:12:01
    yes
    <--That guy
    +1
    Not all of it, but some of it is impecable.
  • kcalle 2007/11/25 16:00:22
    yes
    kcalle
    +1
    somethings... maybe not everything:D
    but...
    'maybe' means always 'no'...(apparently..)
  • Jax° 2007/11/14 03:11:01
    no
    Jax°
    Not all guys are like that but I do know guys that are.
  • Anjirocks 2007/10/31 17:54:27
    yes
    Anjirocks
    +5
    so funny and so true!!!
    at least we have SOME way to understand each other...
  • reminder 2007/10/10 23:03:37
    yes
    reminder
    Sometimes, but not always.
  • 20218 2007/10/10 14:50:25
    yes
    20218
    Certainly not in all cases, but I've witnessed far too many of them to vote a unilateral no lol!
  • Mikayla 2007/10/10 05:25:39
    no
    Mikayla
    It may for some people but not for all.
  • AshDaBashCrash 2007/10/10 05:13:55
    yes
    AshDaBashCrash
    in a wayy.
  • AngelEyes 2007/10/09 23:13:34
    no
    AngelEyes
    maybe in some relations, I am lucky, not in mine.
  • Hola 2007/10/09 23:02:24
    yes
    Hola
    Sometimes it may be true ;)
  • Daryl 2007/10/09 22:33:10
    no
    Daryl
    This is why men take up fishing...to get away from the wife
  • ErinGoBragh87 2007/10/09 21:31:37
    no
    ErinGoBragh87
    um most of that isn't true at all, not all people think alike
  • S.Sif:* 2007/10/09 09:57:49
    yes
    S.Sif:*
    Maybe not all of it and maybe not all the time but it is true ..!
  • B 2007/10/09 06:11:10
    yes
    B
    +1
    Anyone notice which one is more complicated and harder to figure out?
  • Sajama 2007/10/08 19:00:52
  • chris 2007/10/08 17:11:34
    yes
    chris
    women never say what they mean (to us guys anyways)
  • susan BN-0 2007/10/08 16:44:46
    yes
    susan BN-0
    That is true.
  • SAM 2007/10/08 15:20:22
    yes
    SAM
    true!
  • ARMENTHIA 2007/10/08 13:03:49
    yes
    ARMENTHIA
    +1
    Pretty much. (laughing)
  • Wicked (Holla Back Boy) 2007/10/08 07:02:07
    yes
    Wicked (Holla Back Boy)
    +2
    I can only click it once... but alot of these matches my g/f to a T.... also me ^_^ but i don't count lol.
  • Tiff 2007/10/08 04:15:57
    no
    Tiff
    Some of it's certainly what I think about alot of it is crap. Funny, but crap
  • ☺that's all she wrote... 2007/10/08 04:08:01
    yes
    ☺that's all she wrote...
    +1
    Trick question: Does this outfit make me look fat?
    Answer: There is no correct answer to this question. You're done for, just face facts.
  • Wicked ... ☺that's... 2007/10/08 07:03:13
    Wicked (Holla Back Boy)
    +1
    This is when you act like you have lossed your hearing... if she doesn't fall for it. Go for plan be, Pull out the opera tickets... or a ring. Ether way your screwed ^_^
  • ThatGirl 2007/10/08 03:50:06
    yes
    ThatGirl
    I guess... I'm usually straight to the point, but most people beat around the bush.
  • shiela33 2007/10/08 03:14:15

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