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What are some comebacks for gingers?

♥əmma~*In Padfoot I trust*~♥ 2010/03/27 20:35:03
So I'm a ginger, and sometimes I get made fun of for it. I'm not insecure, in fact I love my hair, but I'm sick of letting them win. I need something clever to throw back at them.

I already know "Congrats! You know your colors! Tomorrow we'll learn numbers!" and "At least I can dye my hair, your stuck with your face forever."

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  • Izzy burrow 2013/10/09 19:03:11
    Izzy burrow
    +2
    Today, somebody was having a cconversation onthe bus about how Hitler should have killed not only Jews but ginger Jews. He then when on to saying how much he hated them. I am sick of shrugging insults away so I replied back to him... 'well I hate ignorant aasholes who spend there days accesing others when the only thing they should be judging is there ugly little mouth' he hasn't said anything since.
  • carlee 2013/01/10 23:09:58
  • GinjaNinja 2012/12/18 09:54:58
    GinjaNinja
    +8
    Well the comeback I use now and then is, if I get called a "ranga" I say: buddy Ive been called a ranga a million times in my life before, think of something new. I normally win.
  • Rob 2012/12/12 07:45:10
    Rob
    +12
    Comeback - Your angry that your average looking and im not.
  • 2012/06/04 22:25:30
    +2
    i used to get alot of greif from my GINGER hair but now people dont bother me, so ive never had the chance to try any of these out but anyways....
    'yeh i hope it blinds you'
    'do i know you?'
    'so its true your not colourblind?'
    'took you a few years to say that didnt it?'
    'really!!! i thought it was black,, well first time for everything'
    'huh, wow, i never noticed'
    'at least it doesnt look like ive washed my hair in s***'
    'oooohhh, wait let me run home and dye it........'
    'your life must be really s*** if all you do is point out obvious things'
    'thankyou!!'
    'now youve pointed out the obvious.........goodbye'
    'i wouldnt know that though would i becos clearly i havent ever seen my reflection and well it doesnt look like im the only one'
    hope they help :):) x
  • Bex 2012/05/29 21:16:49
    Bex
    +1
    I'm a ginger too, trust me I've had to live through some pretty mean insults if someone insults you say 'Look, you have a problem with my hair - I have a problem with you if you don't get out of my face now I'll show why some people call us "ginger ninga's" and if you like your face, which by the way I don't, I'd go away!'
  • Isobel 2012/03/20 22:01:12
    Isobel
    +3
    i totally know how you feel, it breaks you down. Someone told me a way of getting back, is to hysterically laugh at them and say things like' Ginger??! HA HA THATS A GOOD ONE MATE!!' and 'OH MAN THATS FUNNY, HERE LET ME RIGHT THAT DOWN.. HOW DO YOU SPELL-GINGER?? HA HA !' if you have facebook,' HA HA O THATS FUNNY, THATS GOING AS MY STATUS!' if you manage to pull this of , then you would be a ledgend!!
  • Ginger?... Isobel 2014/11/08 20:11:29
    Ginger?NawMan.Redhead.
    +2
    Something that I sometimes say when people call me Ranga or Brave (featured in the animation Brave) is just go 'So original! I bet you came up with that one all by yourself!' Or 'Oh. Hello? How are you?' Or just smile & say 'Buddy, I've been called (Offensive Name) more times than you could imagine, next time think of something more Original. Yeah?' Bai.
  • ginger:shoveitupyourassblon... 2010/11/19 21:59:35
    ginger:shoveitupyourassblondey!
    +1
    TBH i love gingers i think there amazing.. im in senior school and the amount of insults i get are incredible. I ABSOLUTLEY love them. GINGERS ROCK! anything anyone has against a hair colour is seriously messed up .....

    one good comeback that i use all the time is:
    (turn the insult back at them) and say well so's your...... but im not complaining!
    if someones syas your ginger you can say "well your blonde but i aint complaining" << my favourite one!

    lucky for me i can change my hair but unlucky for you, you cant change your face!

    hope some of these help

    xx
  • Clo Clo ginger:... 2014/03/15 13:17:47
    Clo Clo
    +2
    The "But u cant change ur face" one is funny,i try that out... i've had a pretty hard weekend dealing with what he called me... hope this can shut his mouth
  • QTpatootie 2010/08/11 17:33:26
    QTpatootie
    +3
    well im a redhead and i absoulty hate it wen ppl make fun of me so wat my parents tell me to do is to look at somethings thats wrong with the porson whom is making fun of you and to turn it into a comeback
  • indieatlarge~in hepburn i t... 2010/07/13 15:49:06
    indieatlarge~in hepburn i trust~
    There arn't any
  • ♥əmma~*... indieat... 2010/07/13 18:08:41
    ♥əmma~*In Padfoot I trust*~♥
    That's what you think.
  • Connorj... indieat... 2012/10/02 05:03:09
    Connorjohn324
    +3
    Just because your a Slut doesn't mean you need to make other people feel bad.
  • Artemis ~PHAET 2010/03/28 10:41:52
    Artemis ~PHAET
    +2
    I really don't understand the whole ginger thing. What in hell is the big deal? People can't help the way they were born, and frankly, I dig redheads. Pale skin is sexy, and freckles are cute.
  • ♥əmma~*... Artemis... 2010/04/05 03:07:10
    ♥əmma~*In Padfoot I trust*~♥
    +1
    I know, it's sad, the things people find to make fun of. Most of them make absolutely no sense at all.

    haha, thanks, we are pretty awesome ;)
  • nnnn 2010/03/28 09:22:04
    nnnn
    +1
    just look really really confused and go "WHAT IM A GINGER!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN??!!" then walk away casualy. works all the time.
  • SnackPack137 2010/03/28 05:11:28 (edited)
    SnackPack137
    +2
    Just go along with it, it's funny and they usually get bored. I have red hair as well.
  • Captain Sticky 2010/03/27 21:33:23
    Captain Sticky
    +2
    Try the universal comeback; "that's not what you said last night!". Works on most assholes but be ready for a fight.
  • OfficiallyAsian 2010/03/27 21:06:16
    OfficiallyAsian
    +2
    "HAHA YOU'RE A GINGER"

    "...no shit, sherlock."
  • SnoopFuzz 2010/03/27 20:42:30
  • bobofloblaws 2010/03/27 20:38:58
    bobofloblaws
    +2
    I'd say "You ever hear that gingers have no soul? Well we don't. So if I killed you, I wouldn't even feel bad about it." But that's just me.
  • ♥əmma~*... boboflo... 2010/03/27 20:41:16
    ♥əmma~*In Padfoot I trust*~♥
    Haha I love that! Especially because one of my friends (yes, even though she teases me, she's a friend) loves telling me that gingers have no souls!
  • boboflo... ♥əmma~*... 2010/03/27 20:41:53
    bobofloblaws
    Practice your death stare, then do it!
  • ♥əmma~*... boboflo... 2010/03/27 20:45:26
    ♥əmma~*In Padfoot I trust*~♥
    Haha will do!
  • indieat... ♥əmma~*... 2010/07/13 15:49:58
    indieatlarge~in hepburn i trust~
    that would be me
  • ♥əmma~*... indieat... 2010/07/13 18:09:03
    ♥əmma~*In Padfoot I trust*~♥
    +1
    I shall kill you in your sleep.
  • ctrlzmankind 2010/03/27 20:36:56
  • indieat... ctrlzma... 2010/07/14 17:52:09
    indieatlarge~in hepburn i trust~
    gay is not an insult
  • BUNNIES 2010/03/27 20:36:52
  • john BUNNIES 2011/09/19 07:53:47
  • john john 2011/09/19 07:54:43
    john
    +2
    he made it so more worse!! =(
  • Sam Hill john 2013/12/10 23:03:13
    Sam Hill
    +2
    I think the devil took his soul he's a retarded idiot
  • Sam Hill BUNNIES 2013/12/10 23:03:58
    Sam Hill
    Your a spastic

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