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strange_armour 2012/06/17 08:45:30
Hell yeah. Where do I sign?
No. I prefer to be a good little walkover
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Picture the scene.

You have a crappy job and are anxious to get something better.
Your boss is an arrogant prick and you would relish the opportunity to tell him to go and fuck himself.
What a wanker


It's the weekend and you walk into a random pub for a little liquid distraction from your woes. While you scan the want ads, you notice a group of men heading for the basement. Some of them have bruises on their faces that look to be a few days old, others have minor leg injuries. One of them hasn't got a scratch on him.
You recognise him as that fucking arrogant prick who employs you.
One man is stood by the door to the basement. He nods at the arrogant prick and says "Welcome to fight club."

The rule

Will you sign up for a chance to beat the living shit out of your boss? I bet he'd shit himself if his first opponent was you. You are angry enough to win, even kill.
If he doesn't survive, no one will talk.

It says so in the rules.

Victory is mine
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  • Harold 2012/06/21 16:30:27
    Hell yeah. Where do I sign?
    Harold
    Did I mention my entire body is a lethal weapon? And it is not registered anywhere as such.

    "Thanks for inviting me, guys. That was exhilarating. Mum's the word."
  • umapathy Krishnamurthy 2012/06/17 17:35:23
    No. I prefer to be a good little walkover
    umapathy Krishnamurthy
    I don't understand
  • JanHopkins 2012/06/17 13:20:44
    No. I prefer to be a good little walkover
    JanHopkins
    +1
    Sorry kids. Gramma is too old and brittle to play.
  • strange... JanHopkins 2012/06/17 13:23:24
    strange_armour
    +1
    No worries, love. Seniors are allowed to back over their boss in a Mack.
  • JanHopkins strange... 2012/06/17 13:26:54
    JanHopkins
    +1
    Yep. Because we're older and have more insurance.
  • The One 2012/06/17 13:09:11
    Hell yeah. Where do I sign?
    The One
    Sweet!
  • clasact 2012/06/17 12:25:27
    Hell yeah. Where do I sign?
    clasact
    There used to be a bar in Tn that would put padding on all the walls and bar and have bar fight night .everyone would come in and have a good old throw down for and hour or so then help clean up and go back to normal .It was great for blowing of steam and they never had another real bar fight in there as long as that was going on
  • Fighting4U 2012/06/17 09:15:52
    Hell yeah. Where do I sign?
    Fighting4U
    Give me the contract.
  • HarleyCharley 2012/06/17 08:54:57
    Hell yeah. Where do I sign?
    HarleyCharley
    hell yeah...

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