Tiger Woods' Ex-Mistress Rachel Uchitel Is Now a Private Detective: Would You Hire Her?

Living 2011/03/21 14:57:30
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While divorced dad Tiger Woods has gotten busy dating this 22-year-old blonde:

His ex, Rachel Uchitel -- known as the mistress who broke up his marriage to gorgeous blonde Elin Nordegren -- has become a private eye, the New York Post reports. No, we're not kidding.

Uchitel will be working for DGA Detectives Academy, where her first case will be to search for a missing person, she told the Post.

"Obviously, people want to go down the 'cheating' road, and assume it's all about me finding cheating spouses," said Uchitel. "But I'm less interested in that.

"I'm more interested in cases that haven't made it on [CNN's] Nancy Grace or Jane Velez-Mitchell, but are just as important. Missing people, cold cases ... and sure, a few liars out there who need to be exposed. I want to solve cases for the underdog, for people who don't have a voice."

Uchitel is (somewhat) legitimate. She underwent weapons training in Los Angeles, where she graduated from private-detective school last week, the Post reports.

"She's very smart," said owner Dale Gustafson, noting that Uchitel's final-exam score of 97 was third-best among hundreds who graduated from his academy over the last 15 years.

Meanwhile, Woods, 35, is happily courting Alyse Lahti Johnston, a college student whose biological father is former St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Jeff Lahti, Radar Online report.

Read More: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/private_dick...

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  • Tigger Too 2011/03/22 15:19:55
    Tigger Too
    OF COURSE I would hire Rachel Uchitel. IF I OWNED A BROTHEL. This skank must have to get a REAL job just to pay for her plastic surgery. {Memo to Rachel: Dear, you're starting to look ROUGH. Did your doc make a boo-boo the last time he gave your lips collagen injections? They look rather weird. Also, you may want to buy some sunscreen, cuz girl, those wrinkles are really starting to show.} But I digress... I would never hire her as a "private" investigator, because she obviously has problems with keeping things under wraps. You know, things like being involved in an affair with a married man who just happens to be the world's greatest and most famous golfer. Nope, I wouldn't trust Ms. Uchitel to keep those whack-looking lips sealed. {Earlier, I blamed her plastic surgeon for the way her mouth looks, but maybe her lips are permanently frozen that way from giving blowjobs to married men. WOO-WOO!}
  • ally 2011/03/22 15:16:28
    I wouldn't, but I'd bet that Tiger's new 22 yr. old blonde will be Rachel's first client.
  • Tigger Too ally 2011/03/22 15:23:11
    Tigger Too
    Good one! Maybe that's why Tiger's dating a 22-year-old college student. He may think she's young and naive and won't notice it if he strays. Of course, unless she's been living under a rock, she is fully aware of Tiger's indiscretions and trouble staying faithful to one woman, even if it's his wife and the mother of his children. Tiger gives tiggers the world over a bad name!
  • ally Tigger Too 2011/03/22 15:31:51
    I have a feeling this little girl will find out she's not the only lioness in his den.
  • Fire 2011/03/22 14:43:30
    Yes if she could do the work I needed her to do I wouldn't have a problem working with her but once something becomes n' issue she gone.
  • SiliconSorcerer 2011/03/22 13:39:04
    Think she can find my skin flute?
  • Ken 2011/03/22 12:28:46
    Yes, for a couple of hours.
  • Wizard 2011/03/22 10:12:49 (edited)
    Yeah, if I needed a detective - as long as if we get into an argument, that she doesn't bash in my head with a golf club.

    yeah detective argument bash head golf club tiger sex scandel
  • Imperio... Wizard 2011/03/22 12:28:05
  • kent 2011/03/22 10:05:49
    Why would I?? If I need someone clubbed I'd just do it myself and save the bill. If I wanted someone to find out if my wife was cheating on me, I'd hire someone who didn't look blind during her own marriage.
  • lยภค☾ 2011/03/22 08:41:13
    sure, why not?
  • Dar 2011/03/22 08:23:31
    Unless you're looking for Dick...
  • intolerantrwj 2011/03/22 08:17:11 (edited)
    Sure, I'd hire her .... why not.

    ...... " Uchitel's final-exam score of 97 was third-best among hundreds who graduated from his academy over the last 15 years. "

    .............. someone better hire her because she damned sure won't get a job in Dayton, Ohio .... she's well overqualified !
  • PhilCooper 2011/03/22 07:20:06
    Does she actually know how to do anything useful other than ... you know?
  • intoler... PhilCooper 2011/03/22 08:19:15
    .... uuummm .... you mean, make coffee < s >
  • Myrle Hulme 2011/03/22 06:56:36
    Myrle Hulme
    Hire her for what ?
  • Resp 2011/03/22 06:29:08
    With lips like that I'd hire her anytime.
  • lady blue 2011/03/22 04:54:11
    lady blue
    Who cares if she's been with Tiger or not ? Either you like her credentials or you don't.
    She's a little too provocative. She would draw attention to herself and defeat the purpose.
  • intoler... lady blue 2011/03/22 08:20:08
    .... so much for working ... ahem ... ' Undercover '
  • lady blue intoler... 2011/03/22 08:34:00
    lady blue
    That's funny ! Thanks for the laugh !
  • SickoftheLeftandtheRight 2011/03/22 04:49:08
  • intoler... Sickoft... 2011/03/22 08:21:41
    ..... perhaps she does Pro bono work
  • Dirty Work 2011/03/22 03:29:22
    Dirty Work
    Well, she might know how to be sneaky.
  • @LunnaLadiess 2011/03/22 03:10:31
    no shee iss uggly !
  • me~♥KP♥~ 2011/03/22 02:50:31
    I dont think shes sooo private anymore...>.>
  • sally 2011/03/22 02:32:06
    Sure she'd probably know when some funny business was going on.
  • concerned dude 2011/03/22 01:38:58
  • Merlin 2011/03/22 01:38:28
    I dunno how good she'd be lol
  • Cnote 2011/03/22 01:13:50
    I get my own info if needed
  • holdenferall 2011/03/22 01:13:18
    The strange thing about all of Tiger's hoes is that they're all uglier than his wife.
  • citizen-cain 2011/03/22 00:05:59
    I'd hire her, but not to be a detective.
  • Yankee Traveler 2011/03/21 23:40:20
    Yankee Traveler
    She acts and handles herself like " The Old Town Pump".....no class and not a good character.
  • Imperio... Yankee ... 2011/03/22 12:29:17
  • Yankee ... Imperio... 2011/03/22 20:52:32
    Yankee Traveler
    Ahhhhhhhhhh......horse talk.........LOL............She looks like she's been rode often
  • GoodEncounter 2011/03/21 23:11:25
    I've seen this person on talk shows with her lawyer, Gloria Allred and I was disgusted by the fact that she chose to go public and whine about being dumped and lied to by a married man. Heck-he lied to his wife-The fact that she chose to have a relationship with a married man would make me, as a perspective employer, question her judgment . And judgment is one of the things you need to make a good PI.
  • wamcalif 2011/03/21 23:11:21
    Women make very good private investigators and she certainly has a lot of insight in the domestic cheating area.
  • TikkiPurdy 2011/03/21 23:04:20
    not unless im trying to ruin my reputation.....
  • An 2011/03/21 22:58:11
  • Jon Peter 2011/03/21 22:47:06
    Jon Peter
  • Predators Eyez 2011/03/21 22:23:16
    Predators Eyez
    I have a feeling stealth would not be one of her strong points.

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