There is a guy problem that exists but no explanation can be found. Why does a guy get skid marks in his underwear but women don't?

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As to the question of why guys get skid marks in their underwear but women don't have that problem?

Well, we have to examine the two major differences between a male and female when passing gas.



First, on one hand, a man farts, and enjoys farting. Sometimes we even have major farting contest between friends and/or could include any unsuspecting person passing by.

We plain and eat certain foods just so we can have really good farts later on. Males strain, grunt, push and lift their legs just to achieve the perfect big fart, to amuse ourselves and to get one up on our friends and family.



Let’s face it, sometimes there will be more than just a good fart that is blasted out resulting in the ole racing stripe. Some are so good that not only does it affect the underwear; it can make it through to our outer paints as well. With the real old time pro farters, we can even plant a racing strip or splat to any wall or objects that just happen to be in the way.

Heck, some of us are lucky to come home without having already blasted a hole in our paints after a day of farting with our buddies.

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Now, on the other hand; women don’t fart, they poot, and a lot of times are quite ashamed when they have pooted. So they will hold them in, going throughout the day easing out a series of little piffs and poofs and short poots that never really reach enough velocity to make a racing stripe; A males badge of honor.

Poots often times are not even heard at all by most living creatures, except for bats, which don’t really hear them, but pick them up on their sonar and will try to avoid running into a poot cloud as much as possible. . Never the less a woman will always say excuse me, even though no one has heard them at all.

Piffs, poofs and poots can sometimes smell, and there are some real stinkers out there, just like us men. But it is rare and usually some may just get a whiff of what can only be described as a mix between morning glories and begonias.



However, although rare, there can be and are some real women farters out there too.



My wife is one of them. But to be fair, she really never farted before we met, but only pooted like most women. When we met and were going together for a while, I began teaching her how to fart; and now she can fart with the best of them. Sometimes she can even out fart me, which having two major farters in the same house can get a little rough.



Well I hope this explains the mystery why guys get skid marks in their underwear and women don't