The Strangest Christian products ever What were they thinking?

by ☥☽✪☾DAW ☽✪☾ Posted 2011/06/04 22:06:11

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	Christianity is	21 votes	10%
	LOL	102 votes	47%
	They were thinking $$$$$$$$	95 votes	44%

Robot jesus?

God the Energy Drink

nbsp robot jesus nbspgod energy drink nbsp

jesus the air freshener

robot jesus nbspgod energy drink nbsp nbspjesus air freshener nbsp

its an 8 ball jesus statue shake jesus and look under his robes for the answer

freshener nbsp 8 ball jesus statue shake jesus robes answer

nbsp 8 ball jesus statue shake jesus robes answer nbsp

8 ball jesus statue shake jesus robes answer nbsp nbsp

ball jesus statue shake jesus robes answer nbsp nbsp nbsp

jesus statue shake jesus robes answer nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp

statue shake jesus robes answer nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp

i love legos but someone has wayyyyy to much time on his or her hands

nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbspi love legos wayyyyy hands

nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbspi love legos wayyyyy hands nbsp

yes kids nothing says you love jesus than dress up as a crusader and go kill someone

nbsp nbspyes kids nbspyou love jesus dress crusader kill nbspsomeone

yes you read it right a white cross Viberator

jesus dress crusader kill nbspsomeone nbspyes read white cross viberator

dress crusader kill nbspsomeone nbspyes read white cross viberator nbsp

this shirt i have no idea why someone would sell this on Ebay

read white cross viberator nbsp nbsp shirt sell nbspthis ebay

in case you dont know its a sex viberator

ebay nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbspin case nbspsex nbspviberatornbsp

and they are so good at that

nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbspin case nbspsex nbspviberatornbsp nbspand

IGod sounds more scary than good

nbsp nbsp nbspin case nbspsex nbspviberatornbsp nbspand nbspigod nbspsounds scary

nbsp nbspin case nbspsex nbspviberatornbsp nbspand nbspigod nbspsounds scary nbsp

Jesus action figures. Because a crown of thorns is so much better than a football helmet.

nbspsounds scary nbsp jesus action figures crown thorns football helmet

nbsp jesus action figures crown thorns football helmet nbsp nbsp

its a dress up jesus magnet set clothes are Elvis austin powers marylon monroe micheal jackson etc

nbsp clothes nbspelvis nbsp austin powers nbspmarylon monroe nbspmicheal jackson

clothes nbspelvis nbsp austin powers nbspmarylon monroe nbspmicheal jackson nbsp

its a hanger
nbsp austin powers nbspmarylon monroe nbspmicheal jackson nbsp nbsp hangernbsp
jesus condoms

nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbspjesus condoms

disturbing no mattter how u look at it

nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbspjesus condoms nbsp disturbing mattter

The 10 Plagues of Egypt playset. Now your toddler can enjoy locusts, dying cattle, a severed head from a dead firstborn and so much more.

playset toddler enjoy locusts dying cattle severed head dead firstborn

blow up doll jesus

dying cattle severed head dead firstborn blow doll nbspjesusnbsp nbsp
show your love of your savior by wearing the baby jesus thong
nbsp nbsp nbsp nbspshow love savior wearing nbspbaby jesus thong
no kids dont want toys or videogames or having fun toys they want a jesus doll that talks to them about how they are going to hell for thier sins

toys videogames fun toys jesus doll talks nbspare nbspthier sins

Mints with bible verses for the shy or lazy evangelist

talks nbspare nbspthier sins mints bible verses shy lazy evangelist

nbspare nbspthier sins mints bible verses shy lazy evangelist nbsp

the SEEDS of Samson hmmmmmm

bible verses shy lazy evangelist nbsp nbspthe seeds samson hmmmmmm

verses shy lazy evangelist nbsp nbspthe seeds samson hmmmmmm nbsp

thats right put out your cigerettes in jesus face hasnt he suffered enough?

nbspthe seeds samson hmmmmmm nbsp nbspthats cigerettes jesus nbsphasnt suffered

jesus gummy bears

hmmmmmm nbsp nbspthats cigerettes jesus nbsphasnt suffered nbspjesus nbspgummy bearsnbsp

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Ty ~ PHAET 2011/06/04 22:28:30

LOL

+10
I wonder how they marketed those condoms...

"Feel the Spirit moving inside you."
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Hales 2011/06/05 01:39:13 (edited)

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

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What.The.HELL???

I can imagine it now....

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moonsunbaby 2011/06/05 01:35:15

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

+2
they were definetly thinking money and not much else....some of these are sooooo wrong....but hilarious too....oooppps my dark side came out....

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Leslie 2011/06/05 01:24:32 (edited)

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

+3
This one's my favorite.

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mavericky 2011/06/05 01:21:56

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

+2
I have the velvet Mary and Jesus piggy banks...

I don't own one of these though...

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Patriot Unit 2011/06/05 01:04:33

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

Well, I guess their wanting to make money and bring their views to the forefront, just like the Gays have, or the Blacks and Hispanics. Its a great big mess of BS on all sides or the issue.

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PS 2011/06/05 00:13:38

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

I am amazed. Just when I thought nothing would surprise me-you've done it again. Commercialing religion is just wrong. And I'm not a religious person. but my Grandmother would have exclaimed "That's blaspemy!!!"

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Usti Waya BN-0 2011/06/05 00:06:16

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

+4
A viabtrator??? Hot damn, I can't stop laughing. Thanks, DAW, my sides hurt from laughing so hard.

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redneck to Usti Wa... 2011/08/03 20:51:06

+1
Basement cat rules !!!!

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Usti Wa... to redneck 2011/08/03 21:00:44

+1

He can look so innocent.

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☥☽✪☾DAW... to Usti Wa... 2011/08/03 21:31:39

LOL

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Cassidy 2011/06/04 23:57:10

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

+2
wow. just wow...

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realityjunkie 2011/06/04 23:53:28 (edited)

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

+3
Wow! I had no idea there were so many silly trinkets.

I saw a lady the other day with a blinged out diamond cross. Seems a bit contrary to Christianity.

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joyce420 to reality... 2011/06/05 01:38:48

+1
Maybe she's buying a stairway to Heaven.

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reality... to joyce420 2011/06/05 03:09:39

+1
I love it!!

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Elzy 2011/06/04 23:40:30

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

+2
o0 oh wow lol XD

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GRomano1 2011/06/04 23:28:10

LOL

+4

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Razzy R... to GRomano1 2011/06/05 00:29:09

+3
MMMmmmmmm...Jesus!

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WickedP... to GRomano1 2011/06/05 18:50:07

+1
Disturbing and Hilarious...

Just like this guy...you want to look away but you just CAN'T!!! LMAO

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GRomano1 to WickedP... 2011/06/05 18:51:42

+1
Brilliant!!

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WickedP... to GRomano1 2011/06/05 19:05:22

Why thank you!

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GRomano1 to WickedP... 2011/06/05 19:07:00

+1
You're most welcome :)

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DebraDeJonge 2011/06/04 23:14:29

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

+2
And how! kaching, kachang, baby!

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SoCalEx-Dem 2011/06/04 23:04:37

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

+5
They most likely weren't even Christian, some atheists trying to make a little money off of Christians.

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FREE 2011/06/04 22:54:04

Christianity is

Just like with Christianity, there are two sides to everything, in this case, a front and a back, in the case of the world, believers and non-believers, so it made sense to me, after all, what else would you prefer on the backside? lol We are Free to believe what we want. Join-Free.com

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realist 2011/06/04 22:46:16

LOL

+1
they weren't thinking. that's the problem with religion.

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WickedPippy 2011/06/04 22:36:55

Christianity is

Just another way to control the masses and get money from them in the process. Silly when you think about it...

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lolliepop to WickedP... 2011/06/05 00:30:35

+1
well, i doubt that the ppl that made those were even christian, jewish, ect. it's just something they want to make $ from.

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WickedP... to lolliepop 2011/06/05 18:46:14

agreed but I don't doubt that Some of them were Christian. Christians and Jews like to make money to. It's not unheard of for people to exploit their beliefs for money

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jumpboots 187th PIR 2011/06/04 22:32:02

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

+2
NC.

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D.C.Willis 2011/06/04 22:29:08

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

+1
Anything to make a buck!

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GregGarrett 2011/06/04 22:29:03

LOL

+1
If any of these were actually made by the church, I will stop making fun of them entirely, they do that job great by them selves. HAHAHAHAHA!!

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Ty ~ PHAET 2011/06/04 22:28:30

LOL

+10
I wonder how they marketed those condoms...

"Feel the Spirit moving inside you."

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joyce420 to Ty ~ PHAET 2011/06/05 01:42:12

+2
Hallelujah, brother....haha

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Foxy Warrior Guru 2011/06/04 22:28:15

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

+4
Although I do like the "Buddy Christ"

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FUS RO DAH! 2011/06/04 22:26:32

Christianity is

+1
like a corporation

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Lyric 2011/06/04 22:25:04

LOL

+2
- Those legos are awesome!

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Justin.Long 2011/06/04 22:23:07

LOL

+1
Leave my testamints out of lol not really hey everybodys gots some weird stuff to sell lol

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Mordecai Jones 2011/06/04 22:20:35

LOL

+1
How did you determine that these products were produced by Christians and not by non-Christians?

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Jamie 2011/06/04 22:14:53

Christianity is

+1
christianity has been muniplated by other religions just to sell products to get money. People have forgotten the real meaning of christianity. It means to be a Christ follower....

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Darth DJ to Jamie 2011/06/05 03:36:14

+1
AMEN again ; )

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