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The Strangest Christian products ever What were they thinking?

☥☽✪☾DAW ☽✪☾ 2011/06/04 22:06:11
Christianity is
LOL
They were thinking $$$$$$$$
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Robot jesus?

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God the Energy Drink

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jesus the air freshener

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its an 8 ball jesus statue shake jesus and look under his robes for the answer

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i love legos but someone has wayyyyy to much time on his or her hands

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yes kids nothing says you love jesus than dress up as a crusader and go kill someone

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yes you read it right a white cross Viberator

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this shirt i have no idea why someone would sell this on Ebay

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in case you dont know its a sex viberator

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and they are so good at that

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IGod sounds more scary than good

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Jesus action figures. Because a crown of thorns is so much better than a football helmet.

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its a dress up jesus magnet set clothes are Elvis austin powers marylon monroe micheal jackson etc

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its a hanger
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jesus condoms

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disturbing no mattter how u look at it

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The 10 Plagues of Egypt playset. Now your toddler can enjoy locusts, dying cattle, a severed head from a dead firstborn and so much more.

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blow up doll jesus


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show your love of your savior by wearing the baby jesus thong
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no kids dont want toys or videogames or having fun toys they want a jesus doll that talks to them about how they are going to hell for thier sins

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Mints with bible verses for the shy or lazy evangelist

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the SEEDS of Samson hmmmmmm

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thats right put out your cigerettes in jesus face hasnt he suffered enough?

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jesus gummy bears

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  • Hales 2011/06/05 01:39:13 (edited)
    They were thinking $$$$$$$$
    Hales
    +2
    What.The.HELL???

    I can imagine it now....

    athiest product lol
  • moonsunbaby 2011/06/05 01:35:15
    They were thinking $$$$$$$$
    moonsunbaby
    +2
    they were definetly thinking money and not much else....some of these are sooooo wrong....but hilarious too....oooppps my dark side came out....
  • Leslie 2011/06/05 01:24:32 (edited)
    They were thinking $$$$$$$$
    Leslie
    +3
    This one's my favorite.

    grow jesus
  • mavericky 2011/06/05 01:21:56
    They were thinking $$$$$$$$
    mavericky
    +2
    I have the velvet Mary and Jesus piggy banks...

    velvet mary jesus piggy banks velvet mary piggy bank

    I don't own one of these though...

    velvet mary jesus piggy banks jesus sex toy
  • Patriot Unit 2011/06/05 01:04:33
    They were thinking $$$$$$$$
    Patriot Unit
    Well, I guess their wanting to make money and bring their views to the forefront, just like the Gays have, or the Blacks and Hispanics. Its a great big mess of BS on all sides or the issue.
  • PS 2011/06/05 00:13:38
    They were thinking $$$$$$$$
    PS
    I am amazed. Just when I thought nothing would surprise me-you've done it again. Commercialing religion is just wrong. And I'm not a religious person. but my Grandmother would have exclaimed "That's blaspemy!!!"
  • Usti Waya BN-0 2011/06/05 00:06:16
    They were thinking $$$$$$$$
    Usti Waya BN-0
    +4
    A viabtrator??? Hot damn, I can't stop laughing. Thanks, DAW, my sides hurt from laughing so hard. viabtrator hot damn laughing daw sides hurt laughing Laughing ceiling cat
    viabtrator hot damn laughing daw sides hurt laughing Laughing ceiling cat
  • redneck Usti Wa... 2011/08/03 20:51:06
    redneck
    +1
    Basement cat rules !!!!
  • Usti Wa... redneck 2011/08/03 21:00:44
    Usti Waya BN-0
    +1
    Basement car rules
    He can look so innocent.
  • ☥☽✪☾DAW... Usti Wa... 2011/08/03 21:31:39
    ☥☽✪☾DAW ☽✪☾
    LOL
  • Cassidy 2011/06/04 23:57:10
    They were thinking $$$$$$$$
    Cassidy
    +2
    wow. just wow...
  • realityjunkie 2011/06/04 23:53:28 (edited)
    They were thinking $$$$$$$$
    realityjunkie
    +3
    Wow! I had no idea there were so many silly trinkets.

    I saw a lady the other day with a blinged out diamond cross. Seems a bit contrary to Christianity. wow silly trinkets lady blinged diamond cross contrary christianity diamond cross necklace
  • joyce420 reality... 2011/06/05 01:38:48
    joyce420
    +1
    Maybe she's buying a stairway to Heaven.
  • reality... joyce420 2011/06/05 03:09:39
    realityjunkie
    +1
    I love it!!
  • Elzy 2011/06/04 23:40:30
    They were thinking $$$$$$$$
    Elzy
    +2
    o0 oh wow lol XD
  • GRomano1 2011/06/04 23:28:10
  • Razzy R... GRomano1 2011/06/05 00:29:09
    Razzy Ratchets
    +3
    MMMmmmmmm...Jesus!
  • WickedP... GRomano1 2011/06/05 18:50:07
    WickedPippy
    +1
    Disturbing and Hilarious...
    disturbing hilarious disturbing and hilarious
    Just like this guy...you want to look away but you just CAN'T!!! LMAO
  • GRomano1 WickedP... 2011/06/05 18:51:42
    GRomano1
    +1
    Brilliant!!
  • WickedP... GRomano1 2011/06/05 19:05:22
    WickedPippy
    Why thank you!
  • GRomano1 WickedP... 2011/06/05 19:07:00
    GRomano1
    +1
    You're most welcome :)
  • DebraDeJonge 2011/06/04 23:14:29
    They were thinking $$$$$$$$
    DebraDeJonge
    +2
    And how! kaching, kachang, baby!
  • SoCalEx-Dem 2011/06/04 23:04:37
    They were thinking $$$$$$$$
    SoCalEx-Dem
    +5
    They most likely weren't even Christian, some atheists trying to make a little money off of Christians.
  • FREE 2011/06/04 22:54:04
    Christianity is
    FREE
    Just like with Christianity, there are two sides to everything, in this case, a front and a back, in the case of the world, believers and non-believers, so it made sense to me, after all, what else would you prefer on the backside? lol We are Free to believe what we want. Join-Free.com
  • realist 2011/06/04 22:46:16
    LOL
    realist
    +1
    they weren't thinking. that's the problem with religion.
  • WickedPippy 2011/06/04 22:36:55
    Christianity is
    WickedPippy
    Just another way to control the masses and get money from them in the process. Silly when you think about it...
  • lolliepop WickedP... 2011/06/05 00:30:35
    lolliepop
    +1
    well, i doubt that the ppl that made those were even christian, jewish, ect. it's just something they want to make $ from.
  • WickedP... lolliepop 2011/06/05 18:46:14
    WickedPippy
    agreed but I don't doubt that Some of them were Christian. Christians and Jews like to make money to. It's not unheard of for people to exploit their beliefs for money
  • jumpboots 187th PIR 2011/06/04 22:32:02
    They were thinking $$$$$$$$
    jumpboots 187th PIR
  • D.C.Willis 2011/06/04 22:29:08
    They were thinking $$$$$$$$
    D.C.Willis
    +1
    Anything to make a buck!
  • GregGarrett 2011/06/04 22:29:03
    LOL
    GregGarrett
    +1
    If any of these were actually made by the church, I will stop making fun of them entirely, they do that job great by them selves. HAHAHAHAHA!!
  • Ty ~ PHAET 2011/06/04 22:28:30
    LOL
    Ty ~ PHAET
    +10
    I wonder how they marketed those condoms...

    "Feel the Spirit moving inside you."
  • joyce420 Ty ~ PHAET 2011/06/05 01:42:12
    joyce420
    +2
    Hallelujah, brother....haha
  • Foxy Warrior Guru 2011/06/04 22:28:15
    They were thinking $$$$$$$$
    Foxy Warrior Guru
    +4
    Although I do like the "Buddy Christ"

    buddy christ buddy christ
  • FUS RO DAH! 2011/06/04 22:26:32
    Christianity is
    FUS RO DAH!
    +1
    like a corporation
  • Lyric 2011/06/04 22:25:04
    LOL
    Lyric
    +2
    - Those legos are awesome!
  • Justin.Long 2011/06/04 22:23:07
    LOL
    Justin.Long
    +1
    Leave my testamints out of lol not really hey everybodys gots some weird stuff to sell lol
  • Mordecai Jones 2011/06/04 22:20:35
    LOL
    Mordecai Jones
    +1
    How did you determine that these products were produced by Christians and not by non-Christians?
  • Jamie 2011/06/04 22:14:53
    Christianity is
    Jamie
    +1
    christianity has been muniplated by other religions just to sell products to get money. People have forgotten the real meaning of christianity. It means to be a Christ follower....
  • Darth DJ Jamie 2011/06/05 03:36:14
    Darth DJ
    +1
    AMEN again ; )

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