The Strangest Christian products ever What were they thinking?

by ☥☽✪☾DAW ☽✪☾ Posted 2011/06/04 22:06:11

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	They were thinking $$$$$$$$	95 votes	44%

Robot jesus?

God the Energy Drink

nbsp robot jesus nbspgod energy drink nbsp

jesus the air freshener

robot jesus nbspgod energy drink nbsp nbspjesus air freshener nbsp

its an 8 ball jesus statue shake jesus and look under his robes for the answer

freshener nbsp 8 ball jesus statue shake jesus robes answer

nbsp 8 ball jesus statue shake jesus robes answer nbsp

8 ball jesus statue shake jesus robes answer nbsp nbsp

ball jesus statue shake jesus robes answer nbsp nbsp nbsp

jesus statue shake jesus robes answer nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp

statue shake jesus robes answer nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp

i love legos but someone has wayyyyy to much time on his or her hands

nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbspi love legos wayyyyy hands

nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbspi love legos wayyyyy hands nbsp

yes kids nothing says you love jesus than dress up as a crusader and go kill someone

nbsp nbspyes kids nbspyou love jesus dress crusader kill nbspsomeone

yes you read it right a white cross Viberator

jesus dress crusader kill nbspsomeone nbspyes read white cross viberator

dress crusader kill nbspsomeone nbspyes read white cross viberator nbsp

this shirt i have no idea why someone would sell this on Ebay

read white cross viberator nbsp nbsp shirt sell nbspthis ebay

in case you dont know its a sex viberator

ebay nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbspin case nbspsex nbspviberatornbsp

and they are so good at that

nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbspin case nbspsex nbspviberatornbsp nbspand

IGod sounds more scary than good

nbsp nbsp nbspin case nbspsex nbspviberatornbsp nbspand nbspigod nbspsounds scary

nbsp nbspin case nbspsex nbspviberatornbsp nbspand nbspigod nbspsounds scary nbsp

Jesus action figures. Because a crown of thorns is so much better than a football helmet.

nbspsounds scary nbsp jesus action figures crown thorns football helmet

nbsp jesus action figures crown thorns football helmet nbsp nbsp

its a dress up jesus magnet set clothes are Elvis austin powers marylon monroe micheal jackson etc

nbsp clothes nbspelvis nbsp austin powers nbspmarylon monroe nbspmicheal jackson

clothes nbspelvis nbsp austin powers nbspmarylon monroe nbspmicheal jackson nbsp

its a hanger
nbsp austin powers nbspmarylon monroe nbspmicheal jackson nbsp nbsp hangernbsp
jesus condoms

nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbspjesus condoms

disturbing no mattter how u look at it

nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbspjesus condoms nbsp disturbing mattter

The 10 Plagues of Egypt playset. Now your toddler can enjoy locusts, dying cattle, a severed head from a dead firstborn and so much more.

playset toddler enjoy locusts dying cattle severed head dead firstborn

blow up doll jesus

dying cattle severed head dead firstborn blow doll nbspjesusnbsp nbsp
show your love of your savior by wearing the baby jesus thong
nbsp nbsp nbsp nbspshow love savior wearing nbspbaby jesus thong
no kids dont want toys or videogames or having fun toys they want a jesus doll that talks to them about how they are going to hell for thier sins

toys videogames fun toys jesus doll talks nbspare nbspthier sins

Mints with bible verses for the shy or lazy evangelist

talks nbspare nbspthier sins mints bible verses shy lazy evangelist

nbspare nbspthier sins mints bible verses shy lazy evangelist nbsp

the SEEDS of Samson hmmmmmm

bible verses shy lazy evangelist nbsp nbspthe seeds samson hmmmmmm

verses shy lazy evangelist nbsp nbspthe seeds samson hmmmmmm nbsp

thats right put out your cigerettes in jesus face hasnt he suffered enough?

nbspthe seeds samson hmmmmmm nbsp nbspthats cigerettes jesus nbsphasnt suffered

jesus gummy bears

hmmmmmm nbsp nbspthats cigerettes jesus nbsphasnt suffered nbspjesus nbspgummy bearsnbsp

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Ty ~ PHAET 2011/06/04 22:28:30

LOL

+10
I wonder how they marketed those condoms...

"Feel the Spirit moving inside you."
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justnotsaying (: 2012/04/07 01:30:57

LOL

Laughing @ TestaMints, and the vibrator(in memory of all people lol)

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AN 2012/04/01 21:06:38

LOL

the hanger is cool though=P but definitely the funniest is the light switch
"yay, believe in me n u shall find peace, come on now kids lets get electrocuted together.. heaven awaits"

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Honeybuns 2012/04/01 16:50:37

Christianity is

I hope they make no money.I think this is disrespectful of them to do that.

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RosaG 2012/04/01 16:17:07

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

And LOL :D
Some of these would actually be funny to have, like the dress up Jesus and the Ten Plagues playset :D

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RosaG to RosaG 2012/04/01 16:21:18

My parents have a Jesus bobblehead :D

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Hope 2012/04/01 16:08:12

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

Maybee

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niviongo R ☮ P ☮ 12-20 2012/01/24 05:49:31

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

Isms get their resources any way they can. Simple.

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Kiki,Pixie,Worm 2012/01/24 03:47:41

LOL

I am a Catholic but I think that might be one of the dumbest inventions EVER!!! Like really what kind of person would make that????!

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Mike 2012/01/23 12:17:35

LOL

Gawd only knows!

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Chris- Demon of the PHAET 2012/01/23 08:41:14

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

Paper Dolls? And your supposed to dress Jesus in different while he hangs on the cross? AND as Marilyn Monroe? I'm almost speechless. (and I kinda want it for my coffee table.)

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Harley Quinn 2012/01/23 07:01:07

LOL

Robot Jesus...only in Japan.

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Thomas Bryant 2012/01/23 02:10:31

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

Who really cares I'v seen a lot more weirder things.

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Matt 2012/01/23 01:56:52

LOL

+1
Bukandle looks fairly obscene !

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Richard 2012/01/22 19:21:30

LOL

Ah think Ah see the light......oops....nooooo....... just a Jesus flashlight.

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DutchHeretic Native non-Ame... 2012/01/22 18:55:23

Christianity is

Weird (to say the least)

where are the pointy hats ???

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FAWKES'... to DutchHe... 2012/01/22 22:37:59

+2
Those are Templar costumes so your kids can start their very own Crusade! Uh ohhhh! Look out Muslim Neighbors!!!!!

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☥☽✪☾DAW... to FAWKES'... 2012/01/22 23:02:47

OR Pagan neighbors during the crusades christians went out of thier way to wipe out Pagan Villages and cities for no reason

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FAWKES'... to ☥☽✪☾DAW... 2012/01/22 23:10:01

Don't forget to chop off their heads in case they try to get into heaven! (Battleaxe sold separately)

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☥☽✪☾DAW... to FAWKES'... 2012/01/23 01:17:41 (edited)

nah they burned or hanged Pagans

or they got tortured to death

The Catholic Church Crimes against Humanity
http://www.sodahead.com/unite...

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DutchHe... to FAWKES'... 2012/01/23 07:13:56

ah is that what is , looks an awfull lot like this:

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Roger 2012/01/22 16:07:32

Christianity is

fun in the son--ha- if i be on cross and after the cross, i would want as much publicty as possible to prepare for the message i would want to portray. especially the sex toys and the honor of pleasure. why must we be anti pleasure?

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unreligious 2012/01/22 15:22:56 (edited)

LOL

I've seen people who had the light switch cover. The rock-em-sock-em robots certainly are a true reflection of Christianity's role in the world.

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Nan 2012/01/22 15:12:14

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

Wow...what an insult.

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Pam 2012/01/22 15:01:42

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

...And people think I'm nuts for embracing Paganism!

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Beautiful_Syn 2012/01/22 14:54:48

LOL

Ah you forgot the waffle maker!

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unrelig... to Beautif... 2012/01/22 15:20:52 (edited)

So I guess now we know why so many people see Jesus in their waffles and french toast.

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Beautif... to unrelig... 2012/01/22 15:42:10

Possibly lol

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Crazy Feet 2012/01/22 14:39:20

Christianity is

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Alvin 2012/01/22 14:34:20

LOL

WOW, what comment can I make that is more amazing than these products? Christian vibrators??????

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Fenris 2012/01/22 14:29:25

LOL

HAW HAW HAW!

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FAWKES' NOOSE ~ ΔTX 2012/01/22 14:27:40

LOL

I have the Talking Jesus Doll! They had them at Ross for $7.99. I'm in the process of replacing its voicebox with one from a talking PeeWee Herman doll.

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DutchHe... to FAWKES'... 2012/01/23 07:23:28

I have a wind up jesus baby for in christmas stal over 50 years old ..
Makes a real rattling noise ...

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Racefish 2012/01/22 14:22:33

LOL

You left out the autographed picture of Jesus that glowed in the dark that was sold through a radio ad in Mexico.

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wolfshadow 2012/01/22 14:00:08 (edited)

LOL

Darth Nun.... Sister J is gonna have a fit.... =P

Pope on a Rope...

**OMG** I just noticed the lightswith... That HAS to be a Catholic product....

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modernminuteman 2012/01/22 13:46:22

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

there will always be people who are looking to make a buck off of anything. you could do a similar article on satan and see pretty much the same thing.

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freakoutnow... cuz mom's here 2012/01/22 13:10:03

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

+1
There are those that would do anything, sell anything, and make fun of anything to make a buck and there are those few idiots in every religion who fall for these con artists/ruthless buissiness people EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. and buy whatever any snake-oil salesman who comes their way is peddling. Most people in religion don't but such items as these but in every walk of life there are the few but very powerful suckers who are born every moment.

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Kiara 2012/01/22 12:28:41

They were thinking $$$$$$$$

I wouldn't ever buy any of those things but I am sure there are people who would.
All religions have things to sell including their beliefs because this is Business
like almost everything I an think of.

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×_×Death_Angel×_× 2012/01/22 10:00:52

LOL

There is something very wrong here -_-

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oros 2012/01/22 08:54:40

LOL

Good one!

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