I refuse to drive anything other than modern (1980s forward) cars, by the very strictest definition, with engines no greater than 4 cylinders.

This code has absolutely nothing to do with environmentalism or saving gas. I want to clear this up because people seem to automatically think that I made this code because I care about the environment or am concerned about gas mileage or conserving gas. This code is nothing more than my way of rebelling against the obnoxious culture that surrounds road legal motor vehicles and expects you to like nice/fast/fun or prestigious vehicles and expressing that I value motor vehicles as nothing more than appliances to get from point a to point b and nothing more.

The code excludes all of the “green” cars, like hybrids and electric cars (electric motors have no cylinders for me to count plus I don’t want the politically correct “saving the environment” prestige), all motorcycles (I wouldn’t ride one anyway since I have to be completely closed in and strapped down when I'm on the road), all trucks (they’re very popular nowadays, “everyone” loves trucks, and they are all very uncomfortable to me as well), roughly all of the “fast” cars, all of the odd novelties (airplane-cars, boat-cars, cycle cars, the ones with less that four wheels), cars powered by turbine or rotary engines (once again, if it doesn't have cylinders for me to count it doesn't fit my code), and of course, all of the classic (pre-1980s) cars (which are some of the most hideous things man has ever invented).